question, answer

buzz · 18-03-2001 03:45AM

A: Black, 50`s style...

Q: Who`s hat?

To infinity and beyond!!!

T.G Catter · 18-03-2001 03:49AM

A. A bowler hat you big orange *******.

Q. Since Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist after showering? I mean WHY??

the fnj · 18-03-2001 11:15AM

A: Government Conspiracy

Q: Why are they all out to get me?

Clan Acid

Bard · 18-03-2001 12:29PM

A.> They're not, actually.

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Q.> Connery or Brosnan?

the fnj · 18-03-2001 02:22PM

A: That would be an ecumenical matter.

Q: What does ecumenical mean?

Clan Acid

Blitzkrieger · 18-03-2001 05:41PM

a: fluffy white rabbits

q: Who the hell was "Paddy" anyway?

Victor · 18-03-2001 10:50PM

A. The guy who made the Whiskey.

Q. How long will this go on?

Trojan · 18-03-2001 10:57PM

A: Until yesterday.

Q: What was she wearing?

--

Al.

the fnj · 18-03-2001 10:58PM

A:Till the government ends it all!

Q: Do I like chips?

Clan Acid

Panda · 18-03-2001 11:36PM

A: Yes, yes you do....

Q: Daddy or chips?

Thanx 4 The Fish · 19-03-2001 01:32AM

a. Neopolitan

q. quit my job and return to barman or not ?
(mmm requestin career advice from a bunch
of peeps i know not, ah well can't be as
bad as my careers advisor in school I
suppose. Unless of course he is here,
John Mc r u here ??)

You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

[This message has been edited by Thanx 4 The Fish (edited 19-03-2001).]

Zaphod Beeblebrox · 19-03-2001 01:55AM

A: Shean, becaush he can shtrangle bad guysh with hish chesht hairsh.

Q: Am I getting taller or is the sky falling down?

T.G Catter · 19-03-2001 04:14PM

A. Yes she's got migraine.

Q. Why do they sterilise the needle before giving a lethal injection?

bubbles · 19-03-2001 06:31PM

A: Cos it freaks the chap out seeing the big needled being prepaired in front of him.

Q: Will Kegser marry me?

Willy the Chipmunk · 19-03-2001 06:34PM

A: Yes of course he will.

Q: Does my bum look big in this?

Hobbes · 19-03-2001 07:03PM

A. your bum looks big in everything.

Q. Is there anything bigger?

Celt · 19-03-2001 07:11PM

A. Yes

Q. I like cake?

bubbles · 19-03-2001 08:41PM

A: Yes, you do.

Q: Is there anything worse than admitting you worked on Lotus ccMail?

gimp, apparently · 19-03-2001 10:59PM

A. em... being a cc

Q. heehee?

Blitzkrieger · 20-03-2001 01:01AM

A : Do I get free beer if you do?

Q : Did she just tell me to shut up?

Stephen · 20-03-2001 03:28AM

A: Hahaha.

Q: What is the likelihood of me getting results that are anyway decent in my leaving cert this year?

the fnj · 20-03-2001 11:14AM

A: Results are in the eye of the beholder!

Q: Why is that when I turn on the radio it's paying the same five songs. Man FUNK THAT!

Clan Acid

smoke.me.a.kipper · 20-03-2001 12:40PM

A. maybe their doing a 'the same five songs all day' promotion.

Q. What are the 5 songs??

-ciaran

This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.

Megatron · 20-03-2001 02:07PM

a:\ cus he's a loser
q:\ why does my hand itch ?

No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

--Kaiser-- · 20-03-2001 02:35PM

A) tooooooooo easy

Q) why is l. ron hubbard a revolutionary thinker? <sarcasm>

Panda · 20-03-2001 02:57PM

A: Jam

Q: Why do they call it a "wardrobe"?The word makes no sense at all!

boddah · 20-03-2001 03:59PM

a\ because it is the great city of War-Drobe in the mighty land of Spare-Oom

q\where did i come up with the above?

Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

Excelsior · 20-03-2001 04:13PM

A. Some Terry Pratchett or such book?

Q. What capital city lies at the highest altitude?

boddah · 20-03-2001 04:18PM

a\ baile áth cork

(and no, it was from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe)

q\why will i never be your monkey wrench?

Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

Excelsior · 20-03-2001 04:54PM

A. Because I have no interest in you, you manipulative, short incestuous hobgoblin!

Q. What series of books, already mentioned, am I awaiting delivery of?

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