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#152 16-03-2001 11:52AM

smoke.me.a.kipper

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a. Just no!

q. whats the story?
- smoke
[Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

"The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"

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#153 16-03-2001 02:25PM

Excelsior

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a> not enough ginger ale

Q. Why do we let Plate tectonics get away with it?

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#154 16-03-2001 03:46PM

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A. well, thats like saying why let elephants get away with it if you are a mosquito.
anyway, its because we cant stop it...

Q. did you do anything interesting today?

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#155 16-03-2001 03:46PM

Megatron

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a:\ cus they have a rock solid argument !!!

q:\ pull my finger ?
No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

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#156 16-03-2001 05:37PM

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A:No I saw where you put it!

Q:Where dose the 11A take me?

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#157 16-03-2001 05:41PM

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A: McDonalds

Q: Where do you go? My lovely?
J'ai dormi sous l'eau.

Lucy la morte.

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#158 16-03-2001 06:06PM

Megatron

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a:\ i went and got the 160 post !!!! yes !!!!:P and i got the first of the 5th page ... I am the King .. end of story

q:\ who's buying me drink tonight then ?
No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

[This message has been edited by Megatron (edited 16-03-2001).]

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#159 16-03-2001 06:19PM

tobi

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A: The Queen(but don't tell anyone I told ya tis a surprise)

B: Should I get plastered tomorrow night?

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#160 16-03-2001 07:32PM

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A:

by the power of ESP I see you stumbling about proving your sobriety, you will be ****ed, but you don't want others to know

Q:

how long shall this thread last?

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#161 16-03-2001 07:53PM

Sliotar

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a.maybe when george dubwa bush stops tryin to be funny by comparing sadam husane to swiss cheese

q.why do dogs p1sss on poles?

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#162 16-03-2001 08:41PM

Thanx 4 The Fish

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A. Because they are there.

Q. Chicken or Cow ?

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#163 16-03-2001 08:51PM

Victor

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A. Mooooooooooooo!

Q. Fat Frogs or Loop the Loops?

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#164 16-03-2001 11:58PM

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A: Loop the loops, of course.

Q: What did fat frogs ever do for anyone?

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#165 17-03-2001 12:48AM

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a: Sit to Lineker's left

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Q: Your name's not Linda is it?

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#166 17-03-2001 01:01AM

PHB

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A. Ya caught me it aint, i did date a girl for a year called linda tough, and im 16

Q. Why did she leave me?

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#167 17-03-2001 01:29AM

Megatron

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a:\ these 3 bears ....

q:\ was goldielocks a Slapper ????
No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

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#168 17-03-2001 01:35AM

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A: Coz you are a fat disgusting vile creature posing as a boy.

Q: HOWS YOUR UTERUS FOR TURF?!?!?

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#169 17-03-2001 01:40AM

boddah

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a\ with a name like that? ummm, yes

q\how you doin?
Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

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#170 17-03-2001 01:49AM

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a: I'm doing just fine

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q: have I had too much to drink, or not enough?

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#171 17-03-2001 02:15AM

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A, NoWhere near as good ass yours is.

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#172 17-03-2001 06:34AM

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A. Because you have noone to spend St. Pattys day with.

Q. How come my call to Dublin on my phone card won't work???

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#173 17-03-2001 08:43AM

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A: Cause its fúcked.

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John

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#174 17-03-2001 12:38PM

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A: Lemons, stir-fried

Q: 7 across, 8 letters?

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#175 17-03-2001 02:09PM

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A. I have no problems with it

Q. IF we kill them all and let god decide, would i score points with god?

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#176 17-03-2001 10:02PM

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A. Only own-goals.

Q. If you could ask any question on Boards.ie what would it be?

DeV.

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#177 18-03-2001 12:21AM

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A. Why do i smell of sheep?

Q. Why does everything taste of chicken except chicken?

[This message has been edited by WhiteLancer (edited 17-03-2001).]

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#178 18-03-2001 12:32AM

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A: Government Conspiracy

Q: B follows A and 2 follows 1. What do cows follow?

Clan Acid

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#179 18-03-2001 01:00AM

tobi

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A: Flange
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B: Would it be wrong to kill Ricky Martin?

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#180 18-03-2001 01:20AM

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A : Carl the Alien, he's new.

B : who's they?

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#181 18-03-2001 02:42AM

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A. Them with a new hat.

Q. What kind of hat?

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