question, answer

Ser · 13-03-2001 11:13AM

a: more then his little les can carry him.

q: are there too many nerds reading this board?

Gamblor · 13-03-2001 11:25AM

a:\ i prefer the term cyber warrior !!!

q:\ when was the last time yo wore odd socks ?

***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****

Doc · 13-03-2001 11:29AM

A: Today

Q: Why do farts smell bad?

Bard · 13-03-2001 11:40AM

A: http://www.sciencenet.org.uk/database/Biology/Food/b00189b.html
That's why. Nyah.

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Q: Why does my heart feel so bad?

the fnj · 13-03-2001 12:07PM

A...Playing with too high an fps!

Q.. If I book them will they come?(keep it clean)

Clan Acid

adnans · 13-03-2001 02:27PM

A: yes.

Q: who is going to the buena vista social club on 5th May?

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-03-2001 02:49PM

a. stalin

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q. where's your car dude?

- smoke
[Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

"The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"

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Panda · 13-03-2001 03:10PM

A: In your sisters garage. (nod,nod,wink,wink,nudge,nudge)

Q: Once upon a time there was this cat and it had 4 kittens, a black one, a grey one, a white one and a multicoloured one. What was the cats name.

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Bard · 13-03-2001 03:11PM

a.> Poxy Sparkledangler the third.

q.> are the gods angry with me, or what?

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adnans · 13-03-2001 03:44PM

A: it depends what you did to them. (they read this board you know)

Q: whats the coolest thing at the moment?

Bard · 13-03-2001 03:58PM

a.> Vostok in Antartica

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q.> Shatner or Stewart?

Megatron · 13-03-2001 04:20PM

a:\ Kirk ....

q:\ what's in my pockets right now ?

No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

garyk · 13-03-2001 04:25PM

A: no, their just disapointed in you

Q: why do i like drink sooo much ?

garyk · 13-03-2001 04:27PM

A: no, their just disapointed in you

Q: why do i like drink sooo much ?

Thanx 4 The Fish · 13-03-2001 08:47PM

A. Because you need a reason to repeat yourself ?

Q. Can an unstoppable force exist in the same dimension as an immovable object ?

You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

Nicky · 13-03-2001 08:57PM

A: Stop

DeadBankClerk · 13-03-2001 08:59PM

A: yes, if any object emits an unstopable force in all directions, nothing can get in a position to move the object, thus it becomes by default, un moveable. the force must be infinity newtons btw, or else the theory is flawed.

Q: Is there such an object?

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Victor · 13-03-2001 10:49PM

A: No, but in the scheme of things there are relatively 'irrestistable' forces - think 250,000 tonnes of oil tanker meeting 250,000 tonnes of oil tanker (they actually went boinnnnngg!!!)

Q: Who ownz joo?

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DeadBankClerk · 14-03-2001 02:07AM

A: the highest bidder

Q:What does neuro-praxis mean?

Megatron · 14-03-2001 10:02AM

a:\ does anyone really care ????

q:\ how many bones has a grown-up got ?

No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

Doc · 14-03-2001 10:22AM

A:A CHILDS GOT MORE BONES THEN A GROWN-UPS GOT!A Grown-up has about 200 bones a child has many more which grow into one and other over time this requires calcium.

Q: And what’s a natural source of that? (Them bone, Them bones Need Calcium…)

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the fnj · 14-03-2001 10:25AM

A: Cardboard!

Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Clan Acid

Blitzkrieger · 14-03-2001 10:30AM

A: zero

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Q: why does Homer not function beer well without?

C B · 14-03-2001 10:57AM

A. Like he because beer alot

Q. If a deaf man farts in the forest and there is no-one around, does it smell?

boddah · 14-03-2001 11:07AM

A\ I dunno, try asking the deaf man
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Q\If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long does it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Panda · 14-03-2001 11:21AM

A: Well if its wearing its Adidas Predators® then not long, otherwise it may be quite the struggle......hehee

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

--Kaiser-- · 14-03-2001 11:54AM

A) x = strength of wood chuck, y = amount of wood, z = IQ of george bush ( z < 30)

The formula is: ((x/34) * 127 / sqrtz) - (z + x - y)666

Q)Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Megatron · 14-03-2001 02:06PM

a:\ depends on weather the gum was using the Microsoft boiling patch ???

q:\ who would we hate if bill gates wasn't around ???

No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

Shiminay · 14-03-2001 02:16PM

A: Steve Jobs

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Q: Why are Tayto crisps the best crisps in the world?

All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

[honey i] violated [the kids]

Bard · 14-03-2001 02:17PM

Damn you Dav- you too quick!

I was gonna say Marc Andreessen.

Anyway...

a.> Trick question! They're not! King Crisps are.

q.> When... will I... will I be famous?

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