lapdancing

Like Adam, I've never really seen the point. Definitely not with lap dancing, I can see a point in pole dancing even if I think a crowd of sweaty blokes with their tongues out at some dancing chick is a bit of a fantasy turnoff. With lapdancing though, it's like paying for a plate of ice-cream, getting a good auld sniff of it only to have the plate whisked away before you get a bite. Oh but don't worry, we can re-use the ice-cream - plenty of blokes will be getting a sniff of that only to have the plate whisked away from them too. Just don't touch the plate. You can buy the ice-cream that you're not going to taste some overpriced plonk too. Looks good on the plate though doesn't it? Look at all that ice-cream floating around the room. A good sniff of the plate will convince your blokey mates that you're really into ice-cream. I like ice-cream as much as the next guy but I'm not going to go out and pay extra just to get a sniff of something already smelled by a pile of other blokes - you know it's already been tried out by a pile of other blokes because you just saw them do it.

Honestly it's like that gang of blokes in the office (they're in every office) crowded around some computer in the corner because in an office environment apparently it's more fun to look at porn as part of a big group of giggling lads all crowded around a computer screen.

Originally posted by Deadwing
Ill go to a lapdancing club with you!!

Nice Guy

Been in a few in various countries & in ireland - TBH dunno what the big thrill is, they're all pretty low brow stuff & it's far more entertaining have a good looking woman you pick up in a club give you a private dance @ your place or hers & it don't cost you neither........ lapdance/strip clubs are basically like going window shopping - least if you pick up a woman in a club who's game that's window shopping with a brick....