lapdancing

mad m · 25-07-2004 10:16PM

@simu
it would be funny alright.....have never been to a lap dance place,but most of my mates went and they recommend it.....

The Real B-man · 25-07-2004 10:18PM

lapdance? "yes please"

secret_squirrel · 25-07-2004 10:23PM

Went on a lads weekend to manchester a coupla weeks ago...ended up in this Lap Dancing club in chinatown called long legs. Was absolutely top class. £10 in with a free dance...beer was reasonable.

£5 for each dance after. The women were the best looking I have seen in any lap dancing club, couple of them were really good too, ones in FHM this month. A few sleasy older men about tho, and no private dances.

Also ended up in a place called teasers which was like a cross between hooters (whiout the silicon) and the bar in coyote ugly. All these bar staff in bikini pants and crop tops and every half hour or so they would start dancing on the tables or on the bar...made for a good night out.

monkeyfudge · 25-07-2004 10:27PM

What sort of nationalities were the girls?

I'm not big on English girls...

morlan · 25-07-2004 11:42PM

Originally posted by irish1
Edinburgh is the place to go, very nice club with the Nicest Lady's you'l see.

£10 for a private dance.

In the Pubic Triangle there's 3 of em, which one'd ye go to? I live right beside the damn things.. Mostly full of drunk, fat english twats

Deadwing · 26-07-2004 09:00AM

When i was in L.A., my gf's dad took me to a lapdancing club after he found out id never been to one *L* Man was the biggest pervert i ever met, gawd bless him hehe. Anyway i walked in the door, sat down at the stage, and this spanish chick i later got a lapdance off leapt off the stage, buck nekkid and wrapped her legs round my neck. Needless to say i almost had an aneurysm.
Good fun, but i dont think id make a habit of it.

whosurpaddy · 26-07-2004 11:17AM

Originally posted by cheekylilbiatch
hi. this is to smiaras. u mustn't hav visited les paradise on dame st yet, this club sells lap dances from forty euro for 1 song and it's full nude. im not sure what other clubs offer this but u can c all the flesh u want from these saucy dancers. another unusual thing about this club is that it has alot of irish dancers in it aswell as foreign girls. u shud go check it out.

wow. thats not an advertisement. at all. honest.

Deadwing · 26-07-2004 11:45AM

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
wow. thats not an advertisement. at all. honest.

Worked on me!
*runs off to les paradise on dame street where dances cost around 40 eur per song*

midget lord · 26-07-2004 11:48AM

i have never been to one, dont think i ever will. I would find it incredibly difficult to restrain myself as some hot chick was "shacking her booty" in my face.

uberwolf · 26-07-2004 11:58AM

Originally posted by midget lord
I would find it incredibly difficult to restrain myself as some hot chick was "shacking her booty" in my face.

It's not that difficult TBH, I had a private dance in Angel's once and it was crap, I was actually bored by it and found the entire experience a little pathetic. Of course that may be more a reflection of Angels than the notion of lapdancing itself. The lads I was with found it allright, but the sight of these sad looking men surrounded by women & the men thinking they were great...
No urge to repeat the experience.

monkeyfudge · 26-07-2004 12:48PM

Le Paradis on Dame street is actually really poor... I was there last week.

It's €40 for a dance and the girl can't even touch you... It's really dark and they have horrible UV lighting.... not good at all.

You have to pay a €100 for a proper dance.

They do have a full bar though.

Lapellos is still the best of the clubs in Dublin... I'm just not a big fan of the horrible wine that they charge you €26 a bottle for... cheap Chilean plonk... bleh....

Myself and a friend of mine are actually thinking of putting together a website to review the different clubs out there...

uberwolf · 26-07-2004 12:59PM

Originally posted by monkeyfudge
Myself and a friend of mine are actually thinking of putting together a website to review the different clubs out there...

I look forward to seeing the catogeries you will assess them under

phoenix2181 · 26-07-2004 02:04PM

whoa!!! this thread is still running??? what have I started?

Boy Gorgeous · 26-07-2004 03:10PM

Haven't been to any in Ireland, but was in Montreal, and it's overflowing with strip clubs, it's incredible. Just walking down the main street at night, the hookers stay in groups of 3 or so, and they're on every corner, trying to drag you away. Me and a few mates went to a strip club one night alright. The women were amazing. The place was empty. $5 canadian for a 5 minute lapdance, that's about €3/4! These places are practically brothels though. We decide to get a 30 minute show each for $50 canadian. You go into the room, waitress comes in with a free beer, and tells you that 10 women wil come in, in turn, for about 2 minutes, and introduce themselves. Then the "waitress" comes back and asks you which girl you want. You're sitting on a chair (with towel provided!!), and she's going at it on the bed. Now I was fairly hammered, and 30 minutes is a long time not to get bored sitting there, so I started kinda dozing a little - you know when you kinda awake suddenly? She saw it anyway, and though it was cos I didnt think she was any good. So she started "trying harder" - lets just say I wasn't dozing then!

Tommy Vercetti · 26-07-2004 03:20PM

Originally posted by smiaras
Irish strip clubs are without doubt the one of the worst in the world, they may as well be situated in the middle east for all the felsh you'll see. You'll fork out a wad of cash to see a pair of breasts..wow thats what the net's for.

Have to agree with you, the quality here is ****e from what I've seen. My worst encounter was with a spotty arsed english tart in Angels. utter crap, yet mildly addictive

midget lord · 26-07-2004 03:23PM

deadly handle tommy.

Tommy Vercetti · 26-07-2004 03:27PM

Originally posted by midget lord
deadly handle tommy.

that's what she said after the second dance

midget lord · 26-07-2004 03:28PM

handle like a coffee mug id imagine

jesus_thats_gre · 26-07-2004 03:35PM

Like a babies arm

munkeehaven · 26-07-2004 03:40PM

so what do the girls out there think of lapdancing?? i dont give a shyte really...say if i had a b/f that went it would be ok as long as he didnt touch them or do the dirt.heck i'd go, just for the fun and to laugh at the old fogies.......i wonder why there isnt that much kind of stuff for women?....imo i think it's because the male dancers are usually all buff and muscular and i dont find that at all attractive, the whole arnie look....though i was watching a programme on the chippendales and that guy with the long blonde hair was hooooot...i think it was ''amu'' with hector......personally if i had a guy dance with me, and i was sexually attracted to him, i'd want something more than just a *dance*....

Tommy Vercetti · 26-07-2004 03:42PM

so it's ok for you to touch but not for a man to?

munkeehaven · 26-07-2004 03:44PM

no, i didnt say that im just being honest, of course if you have someone doing the motions et al you are going to be attracted to them. im just saying it like it is. but of course i wouldnt touch them anyway.

Tommy Vercetti · 26-07-2004 03:48PM

of course you wouldn't

munkeehaven · 26-07-2004 03:50PM

nah i wouldnt, i have very good resistance:p ....well unless it's johhny depp...thats a whole different ball game...

IgnatiusJRiley · 26-07-2004 03:55PM

Originally posted by munkeehaven
nah i wouldnt, i have very good resistance:p ....well unless it's johhny depp...thats a whole different ball game...

Poor Johnny!!!!

munkeehaven · 26-07-2004 03:57PM

anyway i could just never do anything with a guy that i'd have to pay for, i just find that embarrassing.

Batbat · 26-07-2004 04:04PM

I was in one in Nana Plaza in BKK, a real eye opener

Kold · 26-07-2004 06:03PM

Originally posted by simu
Do they let people jerk off in front of the dancers if it's a private dance?

wanker.

pork99 · 26-07-2004 07:05PM

I once went to Angels in Leeson St - purely for research purposes you understand.

I got into misunderstanding with one of the girls over what she thought I wanted. I thought I was getting a free private dance for some reason and she showed me this price list that was €10 per minute. I bargained her down to €50 for 10 minutes and then changed my mind. She was so pissed off.

I thought to myself "My God, here I am haggling with a prostitute in a dank basement. It don't get no better than this"

Son of Blam · 26-07-2004 10:19PM

Has anybody been into that new strip club "The Garden of Eden" on Eden Quay (where Spi used to be)?

They have this sign in the window: "The Garden of Eden, Ireland's newest and biggest strip club".

Every time I walk past it I keep thinking to myself: "I wonder do they have Ireland's newest and biggest strippers?"

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