Aha! , I have a scammer baited , Finally!

Big Ears · 21-07-2004 10:20PM

Originally posted by Something
I thought that you could only get flux capacitor's in Deloreans.. and they were for time travel not speed..

dont u know if you go really fast you go back in time ? .

RobertFoster · 21-07-2004 10:23PM

Originally posted by Big Ears
dont u know if you go really fast you go back in time ? .

88 MPH

Big Ears · 21-07-2004 10:44PM

Originally posted by RobertFoster
88 MPH

thats if you have a flux capacitor(Alpha module) , if not its 880 , thats if you dont have devices stopping you from going back in time on the vehicle .

penguinbloke · 21-07-2004 10:59PM

the only thing that would worry me about using the flux capacitor is that the Toyota doesnt have a stainless steel body. Which the doc says helps with the whole time travel ma-jiggy.

No, I picked one up on a train with the added anti-grav feature. Parking near my house was a b1tch until i decided to park on the roof and use a rope ladder.

and because of that brainwave now I have a new house.

DMT · 21-07-2004 11:47PM

Personally, my car has an inertial damper - great for those sudden stops - maybe you could throw one of those in for him...

littleninja · 22-07-2004 01:41AM

Originally posted by viking
A friend of mine did this:

Ethel Wormvarnish baits a scammer

That makes a great read

Victor · 22-07-2004 01:41AM

Originally posted by Hobbes
Lightweights, everyone knows the Fusion Overdrive is better.

Isn't it Ford Fusion and that wouldn't work with a Toyota.

Big Ears · 22-07-2004 03:10AM

Originally posted by Victor
Isn't it Ford Fusion and that wouldn't work with a Toyota.

Shush you're ruining it

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Hobbes · 22-07-2004 08:59AM

You can probably use this to your advantage as well..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3906607.stm

Sleepy · 22-07-2004 09:49AM

Originally posted by viking
A friend of mine did this:

Ethel Wormvarnish baits a scammer

V. good. Did anything come of the forwarding the details to the police?

Dancing_Priest · 22-07-2004 10:18AM

Dont ask me about skyhooks , when I started out as a wee laddie , (well even younger than my current 18 years) I was sent halfway around town to pick up a set of skyhooks ,but its worth it when you subject the next generation to the torment and humiliation......
Anywho, on to todays update. The good Mr. martinez is looking for my contact details , ie: payphone outside the garage , Ill be there between 1:00 nd 1:10 , but I doubt he'll even ring, either way I'm not wasting even more of my life , or lunch break on this guy
:rolleyes:

Subject : RE: PAYMENT AND SHIPPMENT...

Greetings , thanks for the mail back to me . i would like you to provide me with your contact details so that he would be able to foward payment to you as soon as possible. you will keep your money but the rest funds would be sent via western union money transfer to my shipping agent to enable him commence shippment of the car , and also there would be no tax involved beacuse i am handling the shipping of the car . yes i can see that cars are really expensive in ireland but i can help you to get one beacuse i am a car dealer here, i would foward you my informations where you would be senfing the money to so that i can buy the car for you arrange for the shipping . let me know what you fill about this. your soonest reply.

Thanks,

Oliver Martinez...

Although if anyone else wants to chat to him , PM me your number! you crazy bastard you, Ill even send him your addess if you want.

Mousie · 22-07-2004 10:23AM

Is Oliver Martinez not the name of Kylie's fella? Obviously your scammer is a Kylie fan!

Dancing_Priest · 22-07-2004 11:12AM

This is the Email I sent in reply , the number just happens to be the Garda fraud squad, I do hope he states his buisness and leaves his details for me to collect ;-)

Hey
I have no problem not paying tax! I hate taxes, like my father and his forefathers I will do ANYTHING to not pay the E-JIT tax. How high is the E-JIT tax over there in Holland? I am really thinking about putting you in contact with my lawyer who is a very good man who is willing to help honest people like you and I to keep as much of their hard earned money as possible. he might be able to set up the deal for my new car better than I could as he knows all the tricks to use in the import/export buisness, what do you think about that?
You can call me on 01 - 6663777 and just tell the receptionist what your buisness is ( I told her about the new car I was going to be getting) and ask for me by name. if Im out, just leave your number with her and Ill pick it up when I get back to the office. Could you send me some pictures of the high class cars you have in stock? I would like a silver one with leather seats if possible , If you have any of the BMWs with the new photon injector system for fuel efficiency or a mercedes with the skyhook system fitted I would be really intrested, because those accessories were never fitted to the Irish cars we have here, because they were too expensive new and all car accessories get the AMA-DAN tax here

Regards
Sony Daly

Kêrmêttê · 22-07-2004 12:24PM

Originally posted by Dancing_Priest
You can call me on 01 - 6663777 and just tell the receptionist what your buisness is ( I told her about the new car I was going to be getting) and ask for me by name

Erm... don't all Dublin Gardaí stations phone numbers start with 666?? :dunno:

viking · 22-07-2004 12:30PM

Originally posted by Sleepy
V. good. Did anything come of the forwarding the details to the police?

Don't think he bothered, he just said it to put the wind up yer man.

Raz · 22-07-2004 12:30PM

Originally posted by Dancing_Priest
This is the Email I sent in reply , the number just happens to be the Garda fraud squad,

Kêrmêttê · 22-07-2004 12:56PM

Originally posted by Raz
Originally posted by Dancing_Priest
This is the Email I sent in reply , the number just happens to be the Garda fraud squad,

Oops! Sorry, I should pay more attention

dogz · 22-07-2004 01:41PM

no santry garda starts with 842, dancing priest just a thought if he is thick enough to ring the fraud squad wont they answer and say somthing like "hello fraud squad how can i help u", would have been better to give him the no for a payphone instead:)

seamus · 22-07-2004 01:45PM

Originally posted by dogz
no santry garda starts with 842, dancing priest just a thought if he is thick enough to ring the fraud squad wont they answer and say somthing like "hello fraud squad how can i help u", would have been better to give him the no for a payphone instead:)

Given his poor English, I'm sure a thick country accent mumbling "fraud squad" down the phone, would go over his head.

Mac daddy · 22-07-2004 02:19PM

Originally posted by viking
A friend of mine did this:

Ethel Wormvarnish baits a scammer

very good

is it real???

gobby · 22-07-2004 03:37PM

Any news Dancing_Priest??

Victor · 22-07-2004 04:58PM

Originally posted by dogz
no santry garda starts with 842

Erm that might be the number behind the public number but all of the stations do have 666 numbers http://www.garda.ie/angarda/statlinks/dma.html

Dancing_Priest · 22-07-2004 05:13PM

No , no reply as of yet strangley enough, He's usually very prompt about replying, I'll send him in another one tomorrow morning if theres no reply by then.
Either way unless he knew the dialing code for ireland and knew to drop the 0 He'd never get through.

dogz · 22-07-2004 05:18PM

Originally posted by seamus
Given his poor English, I'm sure a thick country accent mumbling "fraud squad" down the phone, would go over his head.

yea i suppose ur right never thought of that:o

smoke.me.a.kipper · 22-07-2004 05:40PM

Originally posted by viking
A friend of mine did this:

Ethel Wormvarnish baits a scammer

hehehe, excellent read.

neXus9 · 22-07-2004 09:18PM

Originally posted by Hobbes
You can probably use this to your advantage as well..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3906607.stm

Reminds me of the ring.

Erm that might be the number behind the public number but all of the stations do have 666 numbers http://www.garda.ie/angarda/statlinks/dma.html

Anyone remember, there was this woman on the radio and she was going on about a secret evil cult floating around every country, trying to take over the world. One of the things she was raving on about was that all of the garda stations have 666 numbers and that this was the work of this cult. She also said how she was followed all around the world by them, and that they had even tried to change the hyms in the church, so as to praise the devil. :eek:

Here's a good scam the scammer story-- P-P-POWERBOOK!!

JoeSchmoe · 22-07-2004 11:56PM

isn't Oliver Martinez the actor dude who is/was going out with Kylie Minogue?#

edit: didn't see Mousie beat me to this one

morlan · 23-07-2004 12:16AM

Originally posted by neXus9
Reminds me of the ring.

Anyone remember, there was this woman on the radio and she was going on about a secret evil cult floating around every country, trying to take over the world. One of the things she was raving on about was that all of the garda stations have 666 numbers and that this was the work of this cult.

Wasn't that on Adrian Kennedy on 104?

neXus9 · 23-07-2004 05:18PM

yeah, it was.

impr0v · 23-07-2004 06:42PM

Small article in todays Times passing on warnings from the banks about scams originating with replies to offers of items for sale. The scam involves the fraudsters paying for the goods with forged or counterfeit bankdrafts for an amount greater than that asked for, and the receiver refunding them the excess in real money.

Aha! , I have a scammer baited , Finally!

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