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What do you ppl do besides c0mputerz?

  • 14-11-1999 10:11AM
    #1
    SantaHoe
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    NOTHING?


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  • #2
    RFK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭RFK


    Masturbation is very time consuming as well. Did you know that one per cent of men take 90 minutes or more to orgasm during intercourse?


  • #3
    elexes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    yes i did know that . and well i juggle playing with my computer and play with my gf and keep both happy and make sure i treat the computer better then the other


  • #4
    Toulouse
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    Could some one introduce me to this 1% then?


  • #5
    RFK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭RFK


    Would you not be feeling a tad 'chafed' after 90 minutes Toulouse?? I forgot to mention that three per cent last under sixty seconds wink.gif


  • #6
    Toulouse
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    I've met that 3%...believe me...90 minutes would be a welcome change


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  • #7
    RFK
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    Well I happen to fall into that happy medium percentile/time shagging type area wink.gif, plus Barry White learnt all he knows from me.


  • #8
    WhiteWashMan
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    yeah, yer both fat bas7rds smile.gif

    how many fall into the drunkeness and cant get it up percentage group?


  • #9
    Toulouse
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    You calling me a fat bas7ard?


  • #10
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan



    lol
    no.
    RFK and barry white are fat bas7ards

    youre a skinny b1tch!


  • #11
    Canaboid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    Lads, last as long as u like in the sack with this simple equation.

    1 x pint = 3mins extra
    2 x pint = 6mins extra etc.

    WARNING:

    Law of diminishing marginal returns kicks in after about 8 x pint.

    Mind you as the old adage goes - Men don't suffer from premature ejaculation, Women do.


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  • #12
    Toulouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭Toulouse


    Yay..someone that didn't call me fat...amazing!

    Gotta disagree with that equation tho...after 3 pints it all goes spiralling down to between 3-6 seconds....or maybe the beer is just a scapegoat!


  • #13
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan



    is that 2-3 seconds per pint,
    or jjust 2-3 seconds for the whole job?

    maybe you should just cut out the foreplay and go straight for the vibrator?

    anyway, what are these ppl on in the movies?
    what was was it?
    tequila sunrise with mel gibson where he has like an 8 hour marathon sex session.
    i mean seriously?
    id be hungry after about an hour.
    id need to go to the toilet.
    id prolly be late for work.
    im not forkin out 12 quid for a family pack of condoms everytime i want a shag (thats about 200 quid a week)
    and i sure as hell couldnt keep it up that long, id suffer braimn damage if i didnt faint!

    mind you, if i had sabrina the teenage witch around for tea id certainly give it a whirl!


  • #14
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    LMAO!
    Aaah, the many tales of 'Brewers Droop'.
    I don't drink that much, so after 5 pints, I'd be too blacked-out and soaked in my own vomit to make sweet luvin'!

    Totaly agree about Sabrina the teenage witch though, yum! smile.gif


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