Invent A Word

Mutant_Fruit · 01-05-2004 04:56PM

Techorium A place where technical graphics is practised by industrious leaving cert students.

Wizzbang This occurs when you intend to urinate, but instead pass gass through your oriface.

briano · 01-05-2004 05:06PM

Irotic: When something is both erotic and Ironic. Like if a girl said "I'd never sleep with you, even if you were the last guy on earth". And Then You end up being the last guy on earth. And she sleeps with you.

orangerooster · 06-05-2004 08:51PM

Extracula(from extract-medical noun)-a procedure to draw blood from a patients neck.

Give that patient an extracula for the clot in her neck stat!

ALLGOOD · 14-05-2004 12:22PM

Muntish ... to mean terrible / awful.

Victor · 14-05-2004 11:13PM

Newdity: indecent exposure.

Victor · 23-09-2004 03:34AM

Phallacy: "Mine is bigger than yours".

VanUsal · 29-09-2004 01:35PM

Fingle (verb): To search for an object, tearing your house apart, only to realize that you threw it out last week with the absolute certainty that you would never ever need to use it ever.

Finglet: The object in question.

There is a very good book by Douglas Adams called ‘The Meaning Of Liff’ which takes strange place names from around Britain and Ireland and puts them to new uses.
e.g. Spoolteen: The collection of small change in foreign currency and out of date coinage which is left piled up on your sideboard.

Maximilian · 29-09-2004 01:50PM

ROFLCopter : noun An airborne transportation device abstractly constructed from the oscillations of prone laughter.

Raam · 29-09-2004 02:02PM

Kwyjibo...a dumb, balding, North American ape, with no chin, or to cheat at scrabble

StupidLikeAFox · 01-10-2004 09:15PM

heterhomobivarisexual - someone who can change from bein gay to straight to bi without knowing it, at any particular time, for no particular reason

Victor · 12-10-2004 04:12AM

boondoggle was the word at the tip of my tongure when I woke today. Google reveals it is a username on the net? Did I invent it or did I just invent it second?

Victor · 24-10-2004 06:08PM

simplicated - management's new, improved, easier-to-spell word for "simple"

Victor · 24-10-2004 09:57PM

"karmatel"™ = karma+cartel = Hobbes & Co.

positron · 06-11-2004 08:34PM

'hoxy' : hot & foxy

'ingronanus' : ignorant and an a*se! (overheard in radio)

'politrics' : dirty political games (I think I have seen this printed before, ah well!)

bringitdown · 10-11-2004 10:24AM

Ahh the Flimpsons:

Skittlebrau - traditional alcoholic lager beer with skittles floating in it.
Klau-kalash! - fictional ethnic food

"Klau-kalash!"
"I'll have a bowl"
"No bowl, stick! Stick!"
"Eww got anything to wash the awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice"
"Ewww yech, I'll take a Crab Juice"

Kermit-the-frag - muppet who continually gets fragged.

landser · 10-11-2004 10:32AM

MEANDERTHAL:
noun: a person who walks on the pavement, usually with others of the same genus, at an incredibly slow pace and three abreast, thereby blocking your route, when in a hurry to get somewhere..... usually american

Tiriel · 03-12-2004 05:35AM

spasmboozle - reaction to ice down ones back

fade2black · 03-12-2004 05:37AM

bombosity....as in cheek....if someone jumps ahead of you in a Q....the shere bombosity of that fella

flyinfishmonkey · 08-12-2004 01:55AM

Schfiftyfive!

Its fifty five, but with a difference..

2 Espressi · 08-12-2004 11:15AM

Schfiftysix!

It's Schfiftyfive plus one!

EKRIUQ · 21-12-2004 03:32PM

fingtoting= jesture made with hand

lili · 26-12-2004 08:13AM

TALENTUOUS

i just learnt lately that it wasn't an english word:D

Talliesin · 30-12-2004 07:25PM

I know someone that invented the word "jibble" with no fixed meaning and then used it a lot and monitored its usage to see how it spread. It's now spread so far as to make it into the Hackers' Dictionary.

http://www.jibble.org/jibblemeaning.php for his results.

Another amusing diversion is to coin new meanings for existing words, e.g.:

oyster n. One who frequently uses Yiddish expressions.

Victor · 31-08-2005 12:42AM

locosexual - someone who is excited ot sexually excited by trains

pickarooney · 31-08-2005 10:55PM

ha'penis - the relief felt on feeling a slight bowing of the old fellow, similar to the shape of a humpback bridge after a prlonged period of impotence.

hyperbollocks - exaggerated exaggeration, as served up by ecstasy users.