Invent A Word

Victor

I dreamt this last night. Invent a word and give a definition.

Propeteer (noun). One who makes disproportionate financial gain from a proerty transaction, e.g. a property developer or estate agent. From "property" and "profiteer".

Steoob

brainegate (verb) - to grow a brain
e.g. Brainegate MAN!

Paddy20

Scrumblefilth; Looking for the erotic bits in books, especially when young.

Note: Not sure if that word would be a (noun) or not, let those more qualified than me decide?..

P.:ninja: :eek: [Good thread idea], should be a Sticky ! imho.

Karoma

vocabuventor noun
One who makes up words for the hell of it.

see also: vocabuvented,vocabuvention



liffenate verb.
To dispose of in water

Capt'n Midnight

Flutterby reinventing the old descriptive word.

Senor_Fudge

uzielial
a state of being influenced by the uzi sub machine gun and all that it stands for

Victor

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
Flutterby reinventing the old descriptive word.

They were originally called this.

Exit

Jumblant
A person who complains a lot.

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Victor
They were originally called this.

Hence reinvent, now if you don't mind I'm off to the trademark office to do a bit of wordstaking*

* to take a public domain term and register it for your own use so you can retroactively sue others who have been using the term.

TUTS

Feckeld : Tired ........ "Im really feckeld after last night"

Moohaun : Muppet......... "Leave me alone you Moohaun"

Cupof****off : "Will yo go away and have a CUPOF****OFF"

MonkeyProblems : To b confused ..... "Ive got a dose of the auld monkeyproblems"

Have loads more ....... like strange questions for pubs ..... Do frogs have ball joints? or.... Do fish have livers? Say em with a straight face and you'll get rid of any person you dont like. This also gives the added bonus of them thinking that you are a strange bastard....hence no more annoying unwanted conversations in the pub. They just stay away....




Out of interest, is this normal?

Paddy20

Moanaholic: A person addicted to complaining, someone who is always moaning.

P.:ninja: [Just like me] :eek:

Kappar

Ge (pron) An asexual pronoun used to refer to the man/woman or boy/girl previously mentioned or implied

Gis (adj) The possessive form of ge

Gim (pron) The objective case of ge

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by TUTS
"Ive got a dose of the auld monkeyproblems"
Do fish have livers?
Out of interest, is this normal?

I would suggest a dose of cod liver oil for the monkeyproblems.

Keoghing Silimar sound but not to be confused with "Queueing" The art of reinventing the wheel and more importantly then patenting it.. REF: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/1418165.stm

Victor

Krump (verb) To utterly detroy or flatten with excessive force, as of an object or military force - the tank krumped the car. From crumple.

Courtesy of Nessie.

ykt0di9url7bc3

Spraggled - used to refer to the death of a fraggle...

lili

i invent a lot of english words, because often i'm too lazy to check my english dictionary, actually i think i got a special language which is understood only by me:)

Capt'n Midnight

Gruntled (word) The state one is in before becoming dis...

Paddy20

Christmasitis; An irrational morbid fear of Christmas, which can manifest itself in many ways. From breaking out in a rash, to hiding away in a room until it is all over. A difficult psychological fear, that may require therapy or Psychiatric consultations, in order to help the sufferer overcome this 'phobia' type illness.

P.:ninja:

Bard

Mathisology - n. - the system of beliefs concerning looking concerned and happy at the same time in a completely wooden way with a completely plastic face while crooning a sad old Christmas song and raking in the cash.

Like Johnny Mathis.

Mathisologitis - n. - The disease with symptoms being the revulsion and possible explosive vomiting brought on by encountering Mathisology

Inoculatte - v. - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. (I didn't make that one up, but its good )

Bannerfannerismic - adj. - the euphoric feeling felt when the Co. Clare football or hurling team actually WIN something...

Vader

Transmutify verb to take a conversation off topic, to take an existing idea or practice and pervert it, to breed cats and donkeys.

see also spaming, trolling and knackers*





*In the inbred scumbag form, not as a reference to those members of the travelling community who are being mislabeled and unfairly treated by the public.

Capt'n Midnight

That's a little close to transmogify (cf. revenge of the babysat etc.) which of course is the preferred term when it comes to breeding cats and donkeys

###### :-w- to blame another so the buck does not stop for the longest possible time, by which time it will have been forgotten about or no longer matter in light of newer bigger problem. Persons to be blamed would include someone who has left the company, joined a monesrty, been made MD or emigrated to Austrialia etc.. Unlike scapegoating the object is to avoid getting an innocent in trouble if at all possible. "But that's the way Evans used to do it before he retired"

Buckspreading: -w- A method of blame avoidance practised within groups of three or more. Each person insists that they are not at fault since obviously it was the responsibility of one of the others, though will not admit to knowing which one of the others it was.
Not practised much in aincent China where all three would have been punished in the same manner.

Vader

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
That's a little close to transmogify (cf. revenge of the babysat etc.) which of course is the preferred term when it comes to breeding cats and donkeys

###### :-w- to blame another so the buck does not stop for the longest possible time, by which time it will have been forgotten about or no longer matter in light of newer bigger problem. Persons to be blamed would include someone who has left the company, joined a monesrty, been made MD or emigrated to Austrialia etc.. Unlike scapegoating the object is to avoid getting an innocent in trouble if at all possible. "But that's the way Evans used to do it before he retired"

Whats the word?

Praetorian

Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing only one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002
winners:

1. INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. REINTARNATION: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. FOREPLOY: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

4. GIRAFFITI: Vandalism painted very, very high.

5. SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. INOCULATTE: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

8. KARMAGEDDON: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

9. GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.

10. DOPELER EFFECT: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

11. IGNORANUS: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Exit

Sarchasm! I like it.

Victor

"Sluttony" - a slapper who comes back for more.

Robbo

"Blogadocio" (noun) : A person who lives vicariously through heavily inflated and stylised blog entries, mushrooming the asinine and mundane into epoch making life changing experiences. May also have specially crafted "IRC personality".

Sarky

Noodlous: Of or to do with noodles.

eg. "Ah, Cup Noodle- Cheap, spicy and full of noodlous goodness!"

Sarky

coffibrilate: To feel jittery as a result of too much coffee.

Capt'n Midnight

patantic -

\Pa*tan"tic\, Patantical \Pa*tan"tic*al\, a.
Of or pertaining to a patent cult; characteristic of, or
resembling, a patent; extremely malicious or wicked use of intellectual property; devilish clauses ;ostentatious of meaning; as, a patantic worshiper; a patantic dispositition; a patantical affectation. ``Figures padantical.'', patanic host --Shak.

HelgaTheSwedishMilkmaid

Prentious : Not, as is often thought, a misspelling of the word "pretentious" in an issue of the (late, in many senses of the word) zine Clytemenestra, but an adjective indicating the wearing of cotton socks and shouting "Horlicks!" frequently, randomly, and without provocation. The word used to describe our annual picnic in Killiney at the end of the summer.

Blinteresting : Don't tell too many people about this one - it can be said at random intervals by people who don't wish to lie, but need to feign interest while attempting to listen to someone who is saying blindingly uninteresting things.

When the day bends / at the bend of the day : Midday, when time moves as far as it can away from night, and has to turn back.

Victor

Oldbitchuary

old·bitch·u·ar·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-bch-r)
n. pl. old·bitch·u·ar·ies
A published notice of a death, sometimes with a brief biography of the deceased, in this case of someone who really deserved to die.

Mutant_Fruit

Techorium A place where technical graphics is practised by industrious leaving cert students.

Wizzbang This occurs when you intend to urinate, but instead pass gass through your oriface.

briano

Irotic: When something is both erotic and Ironic. Like if a girl said "I'd never sleep with you, even if you were the last guy on earth". And Then You end up being the last guy on earth. And she sleeps with you.

orangerooster

Extracula(from extract-medical noun)-a procedure to draw blood from a patients neck.

Give that patient an extracula for the clot in her neck stat!

ALLGOOD

Muntish ... to mean terrible / awful.

Victor

Newdity: indecent exposure.

Victor

Phallacy: "Mine is bigger than yours".

VanUsal

Fingle (verb): To search for an object, tearing your house apart, only to realize that you threw it out last week with the absolute certainty that you would never ever need to use it ever.

Finglet: The object in question.

There is a very good book by Douglas Adams called ‘The Meaning Of Liff’ which takes strange place names from around Britain and Ireland and puts them to new uses.
e.g. Spoolteen: The collection of small change in foreign currency and out of date coinage which is left piled up on your sideboard.

Maximilian

ROFLCopter : noun An airborne transportation device abstractly constructed from the oscillations of prone laughter.

Raam

Kwyjibo...a dumb, balding, North American ape, with no chin, or to cheat at scrabble

StupidLikeAFox

heterhomobivarisexual - someone who can change from bein gay to straight to bi without knowing it, at any particular time, for no particular reason

Victor

boondoggle was the word at the tip of my tongure when I woke today. Google reveals it is a username on the net? Did I invent it or did I just invent it second?

Victor

simplicated - management's new, improved, easier-to-spell word for "simple"

Victor

"karmatel"™ = karma+cartel = Hobbes & Co.

positron

'hoxy' : hot & foxy

'ingronanus' : ignorant and an a*se! (overheard in radio)

'politrics' : dirty political games (I think I have seen this printed before, ah well!)

bringitdown

Ahh the Flimpsons:

Skittlebrau - traditional alcoholic lager beer with skittles floating in it.
Klau-kalash! - fictional ethnic food

"Klau-kalash!"
"I'll have a bowl"
"No bowl, stick! Stick!"
"Eww got anything to wash the awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice"
"Ewww yech, I'll take a Crab Juice"

Kermit-the-frag - muppet who continually gets fragged.

landser

MEANDERTHAL:
noun: a person who walks on the pavement, usually with others of the same genus, at an incredibly slow pace and three abreast, thereby blocking your route, when in a hurry to get somewhere..... usually american

Tiriel

spasmboozle - reaction to ice down ones back

fade2black

bombosity....as in cheek....if someone jumps ahead of you in a Q....the shere bombosity of that fella

flyinfishmonkey

Schfiftyfive!

Its fifty five, but with a difference..

2 Espressi

Schfiftysix!

It's Schfiftyfive plus one!