Scoring a Celebrity

DaithiSurfer · 28-04-2004 01:13PM

I dont think its ok even with a celebrity.
Yer wan Liz Bonnin was all over me a few years ago, telling me how famous she was and that i should know her (i didnt have a clue who she was at the time) and who cared if i had a girlfriend i should go home with her because she was famous (her words). My mates all told me to go for it just because she was famous.
So i told her i'd call her if i was ever single to get rid of her. Then one of the lads gave her my number and she kept calling. of course the gf saw that this girl kept phoning me and wouldn't believe i didnt shag her anyway, so i guess i got f**ked either way you look at it even though i didnt do anything.

I was chatting up a girl once and a famous footballer (dwight york when he was with united) comes up and says would you like to join us. I said no and he says he wasnt asking me and the girl just pissed off away with him.
At the end of the night he shagged my mates girlfriend of 5 years(and he was there in the club too). She just couldnt resist and told my mate that she had to do it. She got dumped despite the tears the next day.

karlh · 28-04-2004 01:25PM

but you turned down Liz Bonnin ......... :eek:

Dr. Loon · 28-04-2004 01:27PM

Originally posted by DaithiSurfer
She just couldnt resist and told my mate that she had to do it. She got dumped despite the tears the next day.

It makes my heart warm with joy to hear that.... the bitch.

krattapopov · 28-04-2004 01:27PM

send your good looking friend back to the gutter, common whore

DaithiSurfer · 28-04-2004 01:32PM

Originally posted by karlh2001
but you turned down Liz Bonnin ......... :eek:

But as far as i was concerned she was a psycho serial killer the way she was going on.
How was i to know she was 'Famous'.
I swear if you met her acting like that she'd scare the crap outa you and you'ld run.

rymus · 28-04-2004 01:47PM

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
she is planning on selling the story i presume?

Who in the name of jesus would buy a story about some slapper sleeping with a 'celebrity' & not even a B list one at that.

Oh wait.. the Sun...

SheroN · 28-04-2004 01:48PM

if a woman i was dating done that to me....i'd smack her around the place.

Johnny Versace · 28-04-2004 01:54PM

I touched Kylie Minogues boob with my arm when she was dancing in the Red Box a few years ago.

A snogged some girl who was in Fair City.

I *nearly* saw sporty spices nipple when she bent over in Jackie Skellys fitness club.

...

1 0WN TH15 THR3AD

tba · 28-04-2004 01:56PM

well I am famous so I own you

Lainey · 28-04-2004 01:57PM

Originally posted by SheroN
if a woman i was dating done that to me....i'd smack her around the place.

ohhhh.. very big and brave words in public sheroN..

Unpossible · 28-04-2004 01:57PM

Cheating with a celebrity is awful, I mean everytime you see the celebrity in the paper, on tv etc you are going to be reminded about it. It also shows how shallow the person who cheats is

Mossy Monk · 28-04-2004 02:00PM

slut is all i can say

ferdi · 28-04-2004 02:07PM

is that Joshua Jackson fool still in trinity?

this post has obviously nothing to do with morals, its just an opertunity of this slapper to say she was with a famous guy, if she was actually concerned she would have posted in PI.

end.

whosurpaddy · 28-04-2004 02:10PM

Originally posted by rymus
Who in the name of jesus would buy a story about some slapper sleeping with a 'celebrity' & not even a B list one at that.

Oh wait.. the Sun...

ui havent factored in the "emotional anguish when he didnt call her, after their steamy lust fillled romp"

Originally posted by DaithiSurfer
I dont think its ok even with a celebrity.
Yer wan Liz Bonnin was all over me a few years ago, telling me how famous she was and that i should know her (i didnt have a clue who she was at the time) and who cared if i had a girlfriend i should go home with her because she was famous (her words).

i wouldnt do liz bonnin because shes famous, id do her because shes a fookin goddess.

if the dwight yorke story is true, then shes just a gob****e. its kind of amazing how there is always a steady stream of girls who are convinced that if they have a 1 night stand with someone famous the famous person will instantly settle down with them and they will live happily ever after.

tman · 28-04-2004 02:17PM

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
i wouldnt do liz bonnin because shes famous, id do her because shes a fookin goddess.

i'd do her just for the oppertunity to say "i've been boning liz bonnin"

ferdi · 28-04-2004 02:21PM

YOWZA YOWZA

how could u not?:eek:

UnrealQueen · 28-04-2004 02:27PM

A gay friend of mine was telling me that another gay pal of his shagged that Westlife fellow. (Can never think of his name, the one with the brown hair and big lips). Anyway after it he made him swear not to tell anyone coz he was famous, and he ever did tell anyone, his life wouldn't be worth living. :eek:

ferdi · 28-04-2004 02:31PM

Mark Feehily a cocksmith?!

someone call The Star quick

rymus · 28-04-2004 02:32PM

Originally posted by ferdi

YOWZA YOWZA

how could u not?:eek:

I wont be able to watch "Gadgets & Stuff" ever again without an eerie little smile creeping across my face.

whosurpaddy · 28-04-2004 02:32PM

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
A gay friend of mine was telling me that another gay pal of his shagged that Westlife fellow. (Can never think of his name, the one with the brown hair and big lips). Anyway after it he made him swear not to tell anyone coz he was famous, and he ever did tell anyone, his life wouldn't be worth living. :eek:

and my friends uncles postman has a next door neighbour whose dog had a 3some with dale winton and david beckham.

btw i like the way u didnt name any names and let people draw their own conclusions about which one u meant.

Hobbes · 28-04-2004 03:18PM

Sell your story to the Sun or the Mirror. Then buy the SO a present with the cash you made pimping.

rymus · 28-04-2004 03:19PM

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
and my friends uncles postman has a next door neighbour whose dog had a 3some with dale winton and david beckham.

I always knew that dog was a slut.

DaithiSurfer · 28-04-2004 03:28PM

Originally posted by ferdi
is that Joshua Jackson fool still in trinity?

now that just proves he's not really famous.
because really famous people dont have to go to uni. they get honorary degrees

UnrealQueen · 28-04-2004 04:32PM

Originally posted by whosurpaddy

btw i like the way u didnt name any names and let people draw their own conclusions about which one u meant.

Thats coz i didn't know his name.

Stephen · 28-04-2004 04:35PM

Originally posted by ferdi
Mark Feehily a cocksmith?!

lol

Never heard that term before

/me files it away

Trojan · 28-04-2004 04:39PM

I'd be very disappointed in myself in not realising what a pathetic person I was going out with - I respect myself more than that.

uberwolf · 28-04-2004 04:43PM

Originally posted by DaithiSurfer

At the end of the night he shagged my mates girlfriend of 5 years(and he was there in the club too). She just couldnt resist and told my mate that she had to do it. She got dumped despite the tears the next day.

Why the tears? she made her decision. fuck her. stupid bitch.

rymus · 28-04-2004 04:46PM

bloody well said!

BEAT · 29-04-2004 04:31AM

I have said it before...if you feel the need to cheat or that it is ok just this once then you shouldnt be with the one your with. break up with them becasue you will only hurt them in the end. it is selfish to cheat and stay with that person. it isnt fair to them and it shows you have no respect for that person what so ever.

If I cared about a person or loved them, i wouldnt do anything to hurt them and cheating, with anyone, including celebs...that falls under the category of hurt.

It is selfish and immature.

rant done.

Dr. Dre · 29-04-2004 08:17AM

Originally posted by tman
i'd do her just for the oppertunity to say "i've been boning liz bonnin"

What a highly amusing thread

To me, celebs should be allowed - 'cos I'll tell you something, if Carmen Electra or Pam Andersson or the Geordie from Girls aloud came on to me, I would have no hesitation.

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