Zombie Attack

Macseamusa · 08-04-2004 11:41AM #1

ok i recently saw both Dawn of the Deads, so i have zombies on the mind. What i'd like to do is make a zombie story on boards.ie It will be done like the other threads like the word assocaition and others. Ill type the first two sentences, lines, someone else comes along and writes what they think should come next. Have a MAX of 2 lines/sentences.
Try and keep it with the story and dont kill the main character off on the first page. I don't want to see this ' went to gun shop, got gun killed myself' or ' footbal is great, someones gay' or ' purple monkey dishwahsers, i woke up and it was all a dream' To my knowledge there are no gun shops in Ireland so we cannt go to the gun shop, we have to use whats around. We can move about, take it for granted that ur mates are dead and you are just trying to survive and to find more people. The zombies shall move at a slow pace, like they do in the orginal Dawn of the Dead. If it works out well, someone can print it out and have ther very own boards.ie zombie attack story.

The story starts off in my house( my idea, so my begining) in Cabinteely. In the main character's room there is a sword from the Nepoleonic wars, so we have a weapon. The main character has slept in so everyone is out.
Ok here goes, i hope this works

I woke with a start, someone was banging on the front door. I got dressed and made my way downstairs, where i could see people outside, infront of the door.

Lainey · 08-04-2004 11:48AM

i shouted out to them asking wht did they want?? one of them asked "can i have a loan of a cup of sugar" but i had a feeling they were only codding me................

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 11:50AM

I was disgusted, but not surprised to see my Ma parading naked on the lawn. I commanded her to come inside and prepare my breakfast, lest she feel my wrath on her naked cheeks...

Lainey · 08-04-2004 11:53AM

but do you think she would listen.. no, on she kept dancing, singing 'i feel happy', and every zombie in the town getting a proper good gawk at her.........

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 11:54AM

I tucked myself into my boxers and made haste towards the kitchen. The batteries on my wheelchair were almost flat so I plugged it in and got the Weetos

Macseamusa · 08-04-2004 11:56AM

not the kinda response i was looking for............

then jumped on my mum , who was still singing as they ate her shoulders. i ran out to help her.

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 11:58AM

which was incredible since my legs had been made useless in a car crash several years earlier...

Lainey · 08-04-2004 11:59AM

as soon as i did i realised it was all a trick and that brazen hussy who gave birth to me sat up and sang 'oh oh, your in trouble'.. i decided to leg it

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 12:03PM

I dragged myself back towards the kitchen and my wheelchair, I was sure the toast would be about ready to burn...

Lainey · 08-04-2004 12:05PM

Originally posted by Doctor J
I dragged myself back towards the kitchen and my wheelchair, I was sure the toast would be about ready to burn...

and if things werent bad enough, there was no butter.. i decided ma would get the hairy part of my hand, and soon.. there was a funky smell in the kitchen, enticing me in

fitz · 08-04-2004 12:07PM

And with that, I saw something that horrified me, and I lay there petrified to the core of my very sole. A scream escaped my lips as I sank back from the fridge; there was no orange juice!!!

Macseamusa · 08-04-2004 12:09PM

i decided that i had to do what had to be done. I jumped over the garden wall, smashed my neighbours window and stole their orange juice from their zombie infested house

Lainey · 08-04-2004 12:10PM

i decided there and then the only course of action was to phone hot mrs. jones next door and tell her i was on my way over... i knew exactly how to sort this mess out

fitz · 08-04-2004 12:14PM

Mrs Jones lay naked and waiting as I arrived.
I poured to orange juice all over her, proceeding to lick it from her supple flesh.

Doc · 08-04-2004 12:14PM

Sadly Ms Jones had been zombiefied I contemplated the moral implications of necrophilia but decided id best get down the shops and sort out some grub.

Lainey · 08-04-2004 12:16PM

just then her spandex clad husband walked in with a g string on his head.. i tried to look as casual as possible and blend into the bed.. luckily all he could focus on was the orange juice and i made my valiant escape

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 12:23PM

but not before I wiped myself clean on his pillow...

Lainey · 08-04-2004 12:28PM

the silk will never be the same again

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 12:41PM

but then again neither would I. My wheelchair bounced awkwardly down the stairs and I cracked my noggin on the wall. I was dazed for a moment, dazed and confused, but I quickly regained sense long enough to hit the brakes before I smashed into the front door...

Lainey · 08-04-2004 12:45PM

luckily the door was made entirely of candy floss and i chewed my way to freedom. but wait, what was looming outside for me??????????????

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 12:49PM

Though I would never call it luck, there was nothing outside the door but an eery silence.... and the mutilated corspe of the milkman. I noted with sadness how his face resembled mine...

Funky · 08-04-2004 12:50PM

Nothingness, the Langoliers had eaten it all. The End.

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 12:53PM

The end of all the candyfloss in the world was truly tragic. Somewhere, a young boy cried and his tears formed a river...

Big Ears · 08-04-2004 01:01PM

Idiot politicians who had come over from america , George Dubya being the leader .....................

Lainey · 08-04-2004 01:20PM

demanding that everybody wore hula skirts and itsy bitsy teeney weeney polka dot bikini's, all the time.......................

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 01:31PM

were being savaged by a pack of mutants out by the Greasy McLard drive-thru, or so it said on the radio... which came on as if by magic...

Lainey · 08-04-2004 02:15PM

or by remote control, in the hands of the bane of my life.. the life sucking wench, my ugly neighbour and childhood tormenter, AGNES

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 02:17PM

I had long realised the signifigance of her name spelled backwards and had oft slept with one eye open, so naturally I was tired. Tired and slightly emotional...

Macseamusa · 08-04-2004 02:18PM

i had had enough of Agnes's ways. Even though she was not a zombie i decided to kill her.... i got into my dads car

Doctor J · 08-04-2004 02:19PM

which had been converted to allow me to drive despite my disability, though it took me a while to get in and stow my wheelchair in the boot...

Macseamusa · 08-04-2004 02:21PM

i crawled into the front seat and stared the engine. I sped down the raod, killing any zombie in my path... until i had Agnes in my sights.. i reved the engine

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