Who is the man of men on Boards.ie?

Lump · 07-04-2004 12:01AM #1

Well who?

I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.

So let the competition begin,

John

*Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered

Doodee · 07-04-2004 12:03AM

As i yelled at you earlier. My guess would be Kharn.
Good build, Can throw em well, and can take more.

Ropedrink for most Lookalike Convict

Lump · 07-04-2004 12:06AM

Good Build? = teh fat?

I have a "Good" build so

John

Karl Hungus · 07-04-2004 12:20AM

Oh it's obviously you lump, for creating such a man-hood affirming thread!

Nobody would dare question your stones after this oh-so macho display! :rolleyes:

Fobia · 07-04-2004 12:20AM

Originally posted by Lump
*Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered

DAMN! /me puts down the crowbar and comes home to Molly

Doodee · 07-04-2004 12:21AM

Originally posted by Karl Hungus
Oh it's obviously you lump, for creating such a man-hood affirming thread!

Nobody would dare question your stones after this oh-so macho display! :rolleyes:

Says the pussy who's scared of matchsticks cause they BURN

embee · 07-04-2004 12:44AM

Are girls allowed play?

I knocked five of someones teeth out when I was in school.

Broke my brothers leg on purpose by stamping hard on it.

Stabbed him in the arm with a piece of sharp bamboo.

Gave a girl two black eyes.

etc..

All back in the day.

Also ... violence solves nothing, kids.

Doodee · 07-04-2004 12:45AM

So Embee Vs Kharn in round one?

bizmark · 07-04-2004 01:51AM

Originally posted by Paul88
Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..

Got to agree with that tbh

Cake Fiend · 07-04-2004 03:14AM

Sorry Lump, but this is the stupidest thread I've seen in a long time. I can only hope your account was hijacked.

User45701 · 07-04-2004 04:13AM

Originally posted by Paul88
Lump you're a ****ing loser, so it doesn't matter anyway.

Jesus, what a stupid ****ing thread..

Originally posted by Sico
Sorry Lump, but this is the stupidest thread I've seen in a long time. I can only hope your account was hijacked.

Originally posted by bizmark
Got to agree with that tbh

Same here

Tellox · 07-04-2004 04:26AM

Sleepy · 07-04-2004 08:41AM

Grunt Grunt Grrr Testosterone Grr Me Hard Grunt Grunt Tough Man Grunt Grunt WOMAN! Grunt Grunt CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!!!

Agent Orange · 07-04-2004 09:03AM

Originally posted by Lump
split some one's head open that smacked a girl

I originally read this as 'then smacked a girl'.

That would have made you much 'arder and helped to compensate for your ingrown penis.

leeroybrown · 07-04-2004 09:04AM

I think I should win:

I've never been in a drunken fight.
I've never done any serious physical damage to another person.
The last time I was in a fight of any note was nearly 10 years ago.
Yeah, I'm definitely onto a winner here.

Dr. Loon · 07-04-2004 09:04AM

Originally posted by Lump
Well who?

I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.

So let the competition begin,

John

*Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered

You are soooooo coooollll man!!

Sleipnir · 07-04-2004 09:09AM

I hurt someone's feelings once.

Hitting a guy and throwing some lad in a skip doesn't make you hard.
The guy that got back out of the dumpster to face you again was haaaarder.
I bed you'd have stayed in there!!!

What a dumb thread.
Wah hahahahahahahahaha!

damnyanks · 07-04-2004 09:15AM

I keel you all

Karoma · 07-04-2004 09:15AM

*swoon*

you manly man

:rolleyes:

Doctor J · 07-04-2004 09:16AM

www.wwe.com - Go on Beefcake!

Johnny Versace · 07-04-2004 09:18AM

I have pepper spray and a stun gun.

I have Russian mafia friends.

Does this make me hard?

SheroN · 07-04-2004 09:19AM

No because you keep mentioning these mafia friends.

KlodaX · 07-04-2004 09:22AM

I tried to bite a guys tounge off once... got half ways through it .. blood everywhere ... so I'm told .. I can't remember.
I blame the combination of red wine, whiskey and full moon.

I really have no idea what that has to do with this thread.
Then again I'm not really sure what this thread is about.

Karoma · 07-04-2004 09:24AM

Originally posted by redRogue
Then again I'm not really sure what this thread is about.

something to do with egos and stroking them.... sounds durty. (which is why i'm here)

Johnny Versace · 07-04-2004 09:24AM

I have Russian mafia friends.

Woden · 07-04-2004 09:27AM

here johnny do you have friends in the russian mafia? theres a rumour going round

leonotron · 07-04-2004 09:28AM

You're joking right? You look like a fat gimp. Im sure there are plenty of people here you could knock lumps out of you (pun intended). Being in a few fights when you were a bouncer, so basically beating up people who were probably sh!t faced drunk while you had all your other ignorant retarded ape bouncer behind you laughing and drooling at the same time in case you couldn't handle them on your own.

Originally posted by Lump
Well who?

I personally think I'm fairly hard, had my fair share of fights, split some one's head open that smacked a girl, punched hime a few times, ended up breaking a knuckle due to it.

I broke some one neck.... I threw him into a dumpster, he got out, so I jumped at him, he collapsed and it turns out I broke a bone in his neck.

Been in a few fights when I was a bouncer.

So let the competition begin,

John

*Disclaimer* Violence prior to the start of this thread will only be considered

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po0k · 07-04-2004 09:29AM

I used a kango hammer to open a tight jam jar.

ph33r

Doctor J · 07-04-2004 09:34AM

I singlehandedly brought down Communism. Hi-Ya! :rolleyes:

You're as hard as vindaloo scutter.

Sleipnir · 07-04-2004 09:37AM

I have russian mafia friends.......

Do they carry business cards or something?

Piotr - Russian Mafia - Goon.

SheroN · 07-04-2004 09:37AM

You're as hard as vindaloo scutter.

rofl

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