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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    his mother's .....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    dwarfed penis, which.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    Undermines The Dirty Sarcasm Expressed By All When....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,070 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    George Bush was told he had won another election.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    (election...dont you mean erection....):D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    erection.........??? well when Monica heard about this she decided to get Right on it and............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    took out the box of cigars. Then she proceeded to .....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    moisten and roll them with her....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    Large, Moist, Fleshy, Red...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    tongue then she began sticking them up ......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    the huge gaping crack, which was...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Ragamuffin


    in the wall but he got distracted by...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭kilasser


    a knock on the window......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Ragamuffin


    it was freddy crugar! and he was holding a...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    dildo and a sign saying ''wanna try''...................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    ............"sleeping after this?!?"...to which she replied..............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    ''Been there done that but ill do it again for you'' to which he said................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    ....."Bring it on, biatch!!!!", while she ripped off her...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭kilasser


    boxers.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    um....Freddy ripped off his knickers and sucked...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    a big boil on his arm which opened and .......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    ...turned out to be an anal wart, which was funny because he never had....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SpankyFart


    thought this thread would still be running.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    ...but thankfully it still is because the best is yet to come. Freddy had some trouble getting his anal wart to disappear so he asked .......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    ......Britney Speares to marry him, to which the bimbo replied.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    ...."Only fer a choccie biccie!"...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Barbie_666


    ...so when she came out from under the bed......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    ..he started to pull all the hairs off her ........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    puss..........pelvis which lead to.............


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    her sticking an axe into the side of his head which caused blood to gush everywhere. She also tore off his pants and sunk her teeth into his......


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