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I recently tried this as a drinking game, halarious after several pints. The idea is simple, just add one sentence to the story and try and make sense.

Bush walks into a shop and...

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#2 06-09-2003 3:05am

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asks the shopkeeper directions and

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#3 06-09-2003 8:03am

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gets lost on the way to the counter....

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#4 06-09-2003 8:56am

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he runs into a friend of his

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that turnes out to be saddam in disguise, so....

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#6 06-09-2003 7:25pm

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he shakes his hand and asks for directions oblivious to his identity and....

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#7 06-09-2003 8:12pm

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Saddem shot him in the head and the world was a better place without him.

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#8 06-09-2003 9:28pm

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so fresh elections are organised and the winner is

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#9 06-09-2003 10:16pm

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the person with the least votes and a large....

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organ, who played with it and everyone was happy......

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seems Bill Clinton won another term in office with one vote as Monica wrote him in on her ballot ........

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So Bill was president again and Hilary divorced him while...

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taking oral lessons from Monica which meant that

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.... bill had to get a bigger podeum, too fit the two of them under while he ...

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the big podeum to collapse under the strain of......

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His oversized pet brick...

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dave...

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his youth when he frolicked in the dandelion field with...

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dave. Sitting in the Oval Office once again President Clinton began...

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so his friend rummy went and invaded cuba but instead of cigars brought back

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A tiny piano playing monkey. to which bill said to rummy....

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#27 11-09-2003 8:39pm

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the key to success is.....

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#28 11-09-2003 8:52pm

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the Presidents taste buds had been destroyed by...

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Monica Lowinski's.....

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#33 12-09-2003 6:24pm

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cucumber sandwhichs which she made in..

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pet rhinocerous, who enjoyed

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.... meanwhile back in the whitehouse bill's little piano playing monkey was....

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#41 14-09-2003 9:13pm

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a hamster named....

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#43 14-09-2003 9:59pm

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..Pugsley who's enormous genitals forced him to..

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..made the monkey sing the decleration of independance while he....

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#46 15-09-2003 9:20pm

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.....felt an uncontrollable urge to go to the toilet in his sequined jump suit, and.....

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#48 16-09-2003 12:56pm

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as he rushed around looking for somewhere he could relieve himself...

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...Osama Bin Laden rang the door bell,

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#50 16-09-2003 3:43pm

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#51 16-09-2003 3:45pm

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