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05-09-2003 06:32PM

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Vader

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I recently tried this as a drinking game, halarious after several pints. The idea is simple, just add one sentence to the story and try and make sense.

Bush walks into a shop and...

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#2 06-09-2003 03:05AM

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asks the shopkeeper directions and

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#3 06-09-2003 08:03AM

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gets lost on the way to the counter....

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#4 06-09-2003 08:56AM

Vader

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he runs into a friend of his

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#5 06-09-2003 03:47PM

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that turnes out to be saddam in disguise, so....

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#6 06-09-2003 07:25PM

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he shakes his hand and asks for directions oblivious to his identity and....

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#7 06-09-2003 08:12PM

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Saddem shot him in the head and the world was a better place without him.

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#8 06-09-2003 09:28PM

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so fresh elections are organised and the winner is

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#9 06-09-2003 10:16PM

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the person with the least votes and a large....

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#10 06-09-2003 10:52PM

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organ, who played with it and everyone was happy......

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#11 07-09-2003 02:27AM

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seems Bill Clinton won another term in office with one vote as Monica wrote him in on her ballot ........

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#12 10-09-2003 12:33AM

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So Bill was president again and Hilary divorced him while...

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#13 10-09-2003 12:43AM

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taking oral lessons from Monica which meant that

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#14 10-09-2003 12:55AM

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.... bill had to get a bigger podeum, too fit the two of them under while he ...

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#15 10-09-2003 10:36AM

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reflected upon how to award Saddam a nice shiney medal with out causing...

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#16 10-09-2003 11:18AM

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the big podeum to collapse under the strain of......

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#17 10-09-2003 08:43PM

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His oversized pet brick...

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#18 10-09-2003 09:05PM

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dave...

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#19 10-09-2003 09:21PM

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who had a rubber ...

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#20 10-09-2003 09:42PM

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Paws with large electrified.......

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#21 11-09-2003 09:51AM

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furry bits - which reminded him of...

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#22 11-09-2003 10:19AM

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his youth when he frolicked in the dandelion field with...

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#23 11-09-2003 11:10AM

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dave. Sitting in the Oval Office once again President Clinton began...

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#24 11-09-2003 11:13AM

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ordering a fresh batch of Cuban cigars, so..

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#25 11-09-2003 06:10PM

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so his friend rummy went and invaded cuba but instead of cigars brought back

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#26 11-09-2003 06:19PM

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A tiny piano playing monkey. to which bill said to rummy....

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#27 11-09-2003 08:39PM

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the key to success is.....

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#28 11-09-2003 08:52PM

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a large lemon pie with....

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#29 12-09-2003 09:36AM

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monkey love juice, as it is...

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yummy , considering....

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#31 12-09-2003 12:18PM

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the Presidents taste buds had been destroyed by...

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