the saturday night blues

bahairy · 09-03-2004 03:48PM

blaeden spoiirrt!! is a lot taller than 6"4, ee is a blaeden huge bollox. oi would still bait da haed offa him . this one time oi was foitin this lad whoo was mad big and oi bait da head off him , oi am mad so oi is.

any more news on dillons party. ?

how is the big O . I am going to have a word with andy about venting some anger on that disrespekt that Koyote gave us the other day. They don't gett away with dissin' the possy. Word.

MojoMaker · 09-03-2004 04:01PM

Nothing worse than knackers that don't think they're knackers.

Coyote and the Q bar. Jeez.

Johnny Versace · 09-03-2004 04:10PM

Hang on. Q bar is full of very "normal" nice people.

No fights, no scangers, no rugby heads. It's very studenty.

Have any of you Q bar bashers ever been there?? Yes, it looks posh fmr the outside, but inside it is totally normal.

BigO · 09-03-2004 07:51PM

No fights, no scangers, no rugby heads. It's very studenty

hmmm.. guess you wern't in there after the match when everyone was wearin a rugby jersey and they were playin shoit music like, like i heard peter andre, rythm is a dancer and maniac 2000 in less than 45min now thats pretty bad!
yeah its studenty but in a BENT WAY!! Like college politics!

I remember the self righteous baffoon who took the moral high ground ,and started give out out us smokin splieff's, funny guy was smokin a girlie marlboro light! - low down, beligerent, hypocrite.

If I payed a 5er into somewhere in the ol' days I would of expected a nice place to sit, good music and alloud enjoy my self.

no news on the party, but i say we work on beats and make a nice 6 track ep for it (can i get a lend for a night of E-Jay). Didn't shane sayt he was going to have a party for his 56th birthday, It is this month.

this week we seriously need to polish up spoirt, and make a stira tune.

yo, tell Andy V i'm down to do this thang! i'm gettin a new super soaker, and layin the big smack down on all the disrespectful palyer hater, Chuch!

Bu the way, Spoirt bates ed's ! he's blaeden mad

Idbatterim · 09-03-2004 08:13PM

Arree lads, wots da crac? Do ya reckon he will have a party? Its Shano by the way! How come my 56th Big O? Hopefully my parents will be okay with going away for the nite. So i says ta im ............................................................................................................

Idbatterim · 09-03-2004 08:17PM

Firewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssss!

Johnny Versace · 09-03-2004 08:42PM

Guys, not trying to be an asshole here, but it sounds like a lot of you have issues with... people in general.

A lot of bars do not want scruffy, hash smoking, nerdy types on their premises. This is not unreasonable.

The majority of people are not the kind of people who post on boards. So the problem is really... closer to home.

Gummy Panda · 09-03-2004 08:58PM

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
Hang on. Q bar is full of very "normal" nice people.

No fights, no scangers, no rugby heads. It's very studenty.

Have any of you Q bar bashers ever been there?? Yes, it looks posh fmr the outside, but inside it is totally normal.

Eh.... interesting!!

Are you serious though? It does look a bit high class from the outside (not saying i look like a skanger or anything).

Superman · 09-03-2004 09:03PM

story shane hows it goin, yeah i dunno how old ya are !
donno when the shindig is!

as for you Johnny Versace

I don't have issues with most people w just hate these novu riche (yeah i cant speak french) dublin heads that try to act all refined and sit arround drinkin bailey's mini's and talking about sex in the city , and the fellows you love gettin locked and talkin rugger.

and were not scruffy, so we get whacked (at least we don't just smoke cause its trendy) and smoked out people are alot nicer than drunken bafoon's (ask bahairy),
I can safely say were far from being mad nerdy, not hed's either.

We, as a group prefer to go out and enjoy ourselves rather than have to go out and conform to bent stereotypes (oooh! your student you should be gettin locked daily , watching shiot independent films and saying there ground breaking, being mad for the ho's when your out , in general Greg Park style people)

give me a nice o, and supplies, and some good friends and hit liam gaf for a sesha!
And on the rare ocasion throw in a few girls who don't JUST SESHA TO BE COOL!!!

I say this week we go to the snug in bradys in rathmines and have a nice seshuin and persuade finn to let us sesha.

Idbatterim · 09-03-2004 09:10PM

"Being mad for the ho's when your out" I really dont get people like this! Although i was pretty impressed they played Maniac 2000, absolutely brilliant! Back to the scum bags in town, some Wan$er robbed my jacket in town on Saturday, bleedin scumbag! Idbatterhim!

colincarnate · 09-03-2004 11:55PM

Okay, you guys are bleedin' bent organising a party or partay on boards - freakin email each other already, it smacks of something rotten it does.

Johnny Versace in my little time on Boards is one of the few reasonable posters, Q-Bar may look fairly classy with the blue lighting and people in chairs n' all, this eggs me on to have a laugh with the 'well-oiled' birds in there who'd normally not touch me with a ten foot clown pole!

It's ridiculous when i say to people i go to q-bar, they always say 'ah for the teeny boppers eh? ya dirt' when it's totally not a young place at all, and then people say it's too classy, all wrong.

ferdi · 10-03-2004 12:01AM

Originally posted by colincarnate
Okay, you guys are bleedin' bent organising a party or partay on boards - freakin email each other already

well...i know someone who is not getting invited to the party....of all the cheek.

Superman · 10-03-2004 12:30AM

it obviously didn't dawn on colincarnate that we might have life's outside boards and when out of college boards is a handy way to find out whats happenin!

He clearly lacks Spoirt!

Superman · 10-03-2004 12:33AM

is Idbatterim shane? cause he sounds like leo!

either way!
SPOIRT!!

Idbatterim · 10-03-2004 12:49AM

Aree Ferdo hows it goin?

kimmygirl · 10-03-2004 09:59AM

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bahairy · 10-03-2004 10:54AM

yeah whon is oibatterim cause oi would bait the head off him. mostofthe people that are postin here we know.

Who is superman as well , give us someclues or else text me so we can rule the world.

Any wordon dillons party????

bahairy · 10-03-2004 11:11AM

you lot should also check out the sports thread under sport , and then sports (at the top of the page).

idbatterim is probably shano cos he lost his jacket, but then again they did play fookin maniac , which is a well bangin tune , in Q-bar.

Idbatterim · 10-03-2004 11:24AM

Aree Tomo, its Shane, I just heard theyd played Maniac 2000 and thought it was brilliant!

adjodlo · 10-03-2004 12:04PM

town has gotten far too shít lately. Give me a bowl in a gaf any day over spending €50+ to stand among a load of drunken fools oogling any ugly bird in sight, not be able to get a taxi at the end of it all, and to be *dying* of hangover the next day...

I did it for 2 years and it just got old.

Bottle_of_Smoke · 10-03-2004 08:56PM

its true about reds fireworks etc, so very true, i evens gets dragged into the awfulness sometimes, damn hornyness!

anyway places like voodoo and whelans are great even if it is such a fkn walk!

ven0m · 11-03-2004 03:13AM

Originally posted by bahairy
First of all we got nice and lagered, as me and my mate downed a bottle of bacardi between us, and we pre-rolled a few joints for the club. We hadn't decided where to go to so we just hopped on the bus into town, soon we had arrived outside the very reputable Koyote lounge,with the most fuicked up massive queue I have ever seen. I have no idea why we were arsed but we joined the queue, so anyway we stood there and were all mad rowdy with all the other lager louts and we noticed all the slappers in the q and stuff, so eventuallly about 40mins later we reached the front of the queue and the bouncer askes us for ID

There was your first mistake -Bacardi.... I mean come the fcuk on..BACARDI?? BACARDI??? repeat after me BEEEEER, BEEEEEEER BEEEEERRR.... BEEEEER IS GOOD - as a wise man once said "beer, the cause of & solution to all our problems... SING ALONG.... "DUFF BEER FOR ME, DUFF BEER FOR YOU, I LIKE DUFF BEER, YOU'D LIKE ONE TOO!!!"

"alriot lads, how are youze doin', can oi see some ID's there lads, ID's lads."

So oi says to him

" there ya go"

and he has a nice look at the picture (i was using both Passport and driving licence)

Then he goes:

" Whats your Starsign?"

and I was there "eh......... wha????" why the fook does he want to know that, maybe he wants to know if we would be compatable, so anyways i says

" piecies" - my correct starsign.

and he just stood there and looked at me and he says "eh.....wha????"

So then he goes around the back into the club to check if I am in fact correct in his question.

The muppet comes back out and he goes " eh... sorry lads not tonight"

Proper Drunken-night-out etiquette dictates this should have ended in him lying on his back staring up saying 'Big Dipper' & you screaming "WHHHAAAATTTSSSSS UR STAR SIGN BEEEEOOOTTTCCCHHHHHH!' followed by you getting hopped on by his bouncer buddies......shame on you - RTFM!!!!!

so we head down stairs and onto the mad dance floor and bang out some moves to such classy and talented artists as Peter Andre and Rachael Stephens, and every 5 minutes the " D.J. " screams out on the microphone

Peter Andre, Rachel 'I love it like that' Stevens? TALENT? YOU WHAT!!!!! U did more than smoke some joints my friend.... MAN up & admit it.....easier than admitting you find them talented ;-) I will however accept Rachel's shaggability & foxiness "a talent" for 2 points..... I'll have a 'P' please Bob....

There we loads of slappers with only belts on, slaggin' themselves all over the shop, and loads of lads in shirts drooling all over the mingin ho's, oi would have bait the head of all of them.

Lets face it - no bloke would turn down a quick ride of some "ho" slingin her ****.... you're driven by instinct to spread your seed & slap your bawbags off her arsecheeks while she leans over a bar.. JAH DAS IST FANTASCHTICHEN - UBER SCHMUTZIG BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!....YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO - THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!!! (yes German porn has to find it's way into a post somewhere - can't be helped....!!!)

........I realised that I had lost my hash, so liam whips out the skins and starts to craft one, and some skanky bird with a rose asks him can she roll one, Liam says no, and she tells us how bangin Koyote was.

LOST YOUR WEED??? Your ma know where u are - how the hell can u lose that? Virginity - Check! Money - Check? Rubbers ribbed for her pleasure (ask me bollix turn em inside out - MY PLEASURE BEEEOOOTTTCCCHHHH!!!!) - check, WEED - WHAT THE FCUK!!!!!! You know how you give something to the most responsible person in the group, this is where you made your second mistake - shoulda given it to the skin-dude...... WHERE WERE YOUR SKINS..... OH YES.....WHERE WERE YOUR SKINS!!!! YOU LOSER OF WEED YOU!!!!!!

I woke up the next morning with the most horiffic hangover of my life. and when I went to go drop a load, it came out in spit and dribbles with strange lumps of blue tinged rasin like things , for 24 hrs......

Shakespeare would be proud..... aahhhh bless our educational system..... now get me a feckin drink, I've a mouth on me dryver than J.C.'s sandles.....

p.s. drinking in skanger bars in dublin makes u a knacker drinking fart sniffing nerf herder!!! oh yess it does.... <ENGAGE-JEDI_MIND TRICK> YOU ARE A KNACKER DRINKING FART SNIFFING NERF HERDER!!!!</END-MINDTRICK>

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Superman · 11-03-2004 03:42AM

BEEEEER IS GOOD

yes, yes nice to see someone glorifies one of the worlds greatest serial killers!
personally I prefer Charles Manson, he got swagger.

Proper Drunken-night-out etiquette dictates this should have ended in him

Great so now some pasty nerd in a matrix jacket (i saw the picture) is telling me how i should to spend a fri night.

TALENT? YOU WHAT!!!!!

God, some one explain Satire, he clearly needs to repeat foundation Junior Cert english!

Lets face it - no bloke would turn down a quick ride of some "ho" slingin her ****....

Yes a bloke would , maybe a kid wouldn't, I have to say your over-randy pubesent hormones have got you there, and if a girl is goin about being all ass, no brain , no class, she is pretty bent. And if i saw her I wouldn't.

JAH DAS IST FANTASCHTICHEN

Clearly not funny!

know how you give something to the most responsible person in the group, this is where you made your second mistake - shoulda given it to the skin-dude

I have to agree on this o'kearnain is quite good at protecting the stock

drinking in skanger bars in dublin makes u a knacker drinking fart sniffing nerf herder

Not actually funny, but i will laugh at your pathetic attemp to be!

<ENGAGE-JEDI_MIND TRICK> YOU ARE A KNACKER DRINKING FART SNIFFING NERF HERDER!!!!</END-MINDTRICK>

yes yes thats it try and program your way out of this one!

Oh and by the way watch out!
with that disrespect you showing bahairy,

The Stira crew will pay you a visit with a few dozen box's if ignorance continues. It's happened before, for alot less, and WILL happen againn.

bahairy · 11-03-2004 11:41AM

silver surfer is not deadly. oi would bait the head offa him.

whack.

my man superman says it all.

Idbatterim · 11-03-2004 07:02PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yessssssssssssssssssss Father Ambrose likes them young!

the saturday night blues

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