Some Excellent Comebacks

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees gobblin' on my ****.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a **** where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot it on your back.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me....... as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it in your poop hole.