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If you had only one super power...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 843 ✭✭✭DaithiSurfer


    Originally posted by TheSonOfBattles
    I'd pick immortality as well, i'd pick that on the day the earth was created, so was I, and I lived through it's history, evolving as nessecary to be able to observe it's species and advancement and history and to die with it. Flying and all that's nice, but the above would be interesting, and the ablitly to observe a world's lifespan would be cool.

    That one would be awful lonely. you'ld need to have it rolled into the 'create supermodels at will' ability for it to be any use.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    I'd be willing to pay the price of loneliness for something that I think would be that great.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭Zukustious


    Ice Powers. The power to just shoot ice from my hands from seemingly nowhere. It'd be so cool(don't you just love the pun?). I could create huge pillars of ICE! I could also construct an ice prison around people. Like a big ice cube that's hollow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭CodeMonkey


    IMMORTALITY: What does that mean really? You won't die from natural causes? Are you also invulnerable? Assuming you are not and invulnerability is a seperate power then your body can still be hurt, you can loose limbs along the way billions of years before the universe ends. And assuming the physical body can be harmed and destroyed, you can still be killed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    Ok, i'll just spell it out then: I want to be able to live forever, my body healing over time as nessecary, and evolving so I could blend in with the current species, and observe. Yes I'd want to be able to feel pain, and be hurtable, as these are an important part of life, just not killable.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Pink Bunny


    Originally posted by DUX
    Definetly I would like to be able to read other people's minds.....
    Yeah, but I think sometimes it's best not to know what others are thinking of us. Even friends sometimes think things that they would never say out loud. I think it would be hard to accept what we might find out.
    I would like the ability to transport myself in a instant to wherever I wanted to go. Talking to a friend across the ocean? *blink* and I'm there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭DerekD Goldfish


    Telekinesis
    I think thats what its called where you have the ability to move anything using the power of youre mind. You could use it to fly throw people far away and a number of the already mentioned powers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    Exactly what TheSonOfBattles said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    I wish i had the power to control and manipulate every single atom in the universe, i would be unstoppable a "god" if you will. and you would all either die or worship me :D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    mind control.....




    yes that would be quite sweet.....


    that or the ability to blend in to my surroundings.... ie girls shower's lol and the like....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Impotence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    with Kold on invisibility...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭DArcy


    What's it called when you're invisible & you have the ability to walk through objects & walls & stuff? That's the one I want...:ninja:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Being a ghost?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭DArcy


    Being a ghost?

    Suppose that would do the trick..

    Although I was thinking of something more glamourous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Beer Baron


    Morphing powers.

    I'm suprised nobody said it already, the ability to change your shape into other people, other things, all sorts of things like
    Anna Kornikova's dildo or a nuclear warhead. I could become a celebrity, or a world leader, I could use these powers to start wars, or I could just morph into Salma Hayak and, after standing in front of a mirror naked for a half hour, sell my nudey pics to Playboy for millions.

    I could adapt to my surroundings in a chameleonic manner (Predator),
    means I could turn invisible, turn my fists into big mallets (Sandman) or knives (T-1000). And you wanna talk about being the invisible man? The invisible man might be able to get into the showers of an all-girl school after a sweaty PE session- but the MorphBaron would have the ability to become the hot water that trickles down their pert young nipples. The MorphBaron could easily morph into ladies' underwear, the fiercest of beasts, mythological or otherwise, into a high-powered sportscar, into an enormous tidal wave, a ninja, a pair of boobies, a tank, a wall of fire or a big stone statue that can suddenly come to life in a jerky Ray Harryhausen type of way.

    Morph Baron would kick all yer pityfull omnipitant arm-flapping psychic-hotline bitch asses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,588 ✭✭✭weemcd


    the ability to control time

    this would be great for getting out of disasters, anyone ever see bernards watch? well like that but being able to fast forward and rewind aswell, also like prince of persia sands of time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Originally posted by Jr.Shabadu
    Impotence.

    rofl! If this was a joke I salute. If it wasn't I salute you anyway.

    BY THE POWER OF IMPOTENCE!

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,985 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Originally posted by weemcd
    anyone ever see bernards watch?

    Why the little **** never used it for sexual gain, i`ll never know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,588 ✭✭✭weemcd


    ^ aye lol but he used to do stuff like saving rats by putting them in boxes what a tool, but being able to stop time, you could steal so many things, cheat at tests, never be late again, undress a teacher/lecturer and then leave them infront of the class etc. ooh fantastic


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,985 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    yes sure, leave em in front of the class once u have them naked, thats what i would do ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Originally posted by The Beer Baron
    Morphing powers.

    I'm suprised nobody said it already, the ability to change your shape into other people, other things, all sorts of things like
    Anna Kornikova's dildo or a nuclear warhead. I could become a celebrity, or a world leader, I could use these powers to start wars, or I could just morph into Salma Hayak and, after standing in front of a mirror naked for a half hour, sell my nudey pics to Playboy for millions.

    I could adapt to my surroundings in a chameleonic manner (Predator),
    means I could turn invisible, turn my fists into big mallets (Sandman) or knives (T-1000). And you wanna talk about being the invisible man? The invisible man might be able to get into the showers of an all-girl school after a sweaty PE session- but the MorphBaron would have the ability to become the hot water that trickles down their pert young nipples. The MorphBaron could easily morph into ladies' underwear, the fiercest of beasts, mythological or otherwise, into a high-powered sportscar, into an enormous tidal wave, a ninja, a pair of boobies, a tank, a wall of fire or a big stone statue that can suddenly come to life in a jerky Ray Harryhausen type of way.

    Morph Baron would kick all yer pityfull omnipitant arm-flapping psychic-hotline bitch asses.
    Ah yes, that would be the ultimate power, like Mystique, except you can change into anything you desire. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    Originally posted by DArcy
    Suppose that would do the trick..

    Although I was thinking of something more glamourous.

    Insubstantiality, I guess


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