Who would you like to be stuck in a lift with.

Capt'n Midnight · 06-02-2004 07:02PM #1

I'd have to go along with Paul Merton and say a Lift Engineer.

Shabadu · 06-02-2004 07:06PM

but hows a lift engineer going to fix it from the inside? Climb out the top like in de movies? I'd rather be stuck with Paul Merton.

AL][EN · 06-02-2004 07:09PM

Detecive(sp?) John Meclane of the NYPD

(AKA Bruce willis from Die Hard)

weemcd · 06-02-2004 07:15PM

christina aguilera or jlo or some such sexy female pretty standard really

DRakE · 06-02-2004 07:18PM

Dustaz.

Pepe LeFrits · 06-02-2004 07:19PM

hotty i know from college

Lump · 06-02-2004 07:26PM

Originally posted by weemcd
christina aguilera or jlo or some such sexy female pretty standard really

TO be honest, you wouldn't say a word.... you'd ****ing **** yerself.

John

weemcd · 06-02-2004 07:30PM

^ you wouldnt say anthing? a quick thank you god and then you try your hardest to shag this woman since this is a once in a lifetime opertunity. and you would stand there like a gob****e?

Jim · 06-02-2004 07:38PM

can i have some sort of weapon or blunt instrument in the lift with me?

Lump · 06-02-2004 07:42PM

No.... I'd say lots. I was saying that you wouldn't. Can't you read?

John

weemcd · 06-02-2004 07:49PM

and how do you know i would say nothing you pretentious asshole?

Jim · 06-02-2004 08:04PM

pfft. get a lift ffs:rolleyes:

Lump · 06-02-2004 08:09PM

Originally posted by weemcd
and how do you know i would say nothing you pretentious asshole?

I'm pretentious.

John

spooiirt!! · 06-02-2004 08:13PM

why the hell would christina go near me just cos im stuck in an elevator with her? she would spend the whole time on her mobile pretending to talk to people, and avoiding my constant staring. until i rape her of course.

Agent Smith · 06-02-2004 08:14PM

and afaik people have called me an asshole many a time

weemcd · 06-02-2004 08:15PM

file photo of lump

Agent Smith · 06-02-2004 08:16PM

Originally posted by spooiirt!!
why the hell would christina go near me just cos im stuck in an elevator with her? she would spend the whole time on her mobile pretending to talk to people, and avoiding my constant staring. until i rape her of course.

well she was a "genie in a bottle"..... maybe she's a horny bit(h in a lift?

spooiirt!! · 06-02-2004 08:21PM

i choose to believe she is lol. in fact i think i might try orchestrating some similar scenario, you know, riggin the lift, and trap some hottie in there with me. then ill score hu huaa huaa!

Agent Smith · 06-02-2004 08:33PM

so if we see "MAN JAILED FOR LIFT RAPE" in the evening hearald then we know it was you right?

mr_angry · 06-02-2004 10:58PM

I'd say Jack Black, just for the laugh.

How come I feel like I'm off-topic by not giving the impression that I'm a lift-rapist? Hmmm. Maybe I'd better insult someone...

Nah, what's the point?

Lump · 06-02-2004 11:05PM

Yes I am a troll

John

(Look at my Trolling)

(I'm not really)

(My last post on the subject)

(That is all)

Victor · 06-02-2004 11:27PM

Jaime from Brook sports?

bus77 · 06-02-2004 11:29PM

Granny Seogey from TV3 News:)

entropi · 06-02-2004 11:30PM

Louis Walsh .. so i could punch his f**king head in , he's such a muppet.

User45701 · 06-02-2004 11:32PM

Id have to say a complete stranger who has the same type of personality as me and of the oposite sex (and obsivaly good looking)

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 06-02-2004 11:34PM

george bush... jesus id ****ing love that 1... can u amagine that.... no c.i.a protecting him or **** like that... just take off your shoe slowly and BAM BAM BAM! beat the ****er to death!!! and once you get out slowly walk off with yur hands in pockets whistling stars and stripes forever..... MUHAHAHAHA

mike65 · 06-02-2004 11:35PM

Someone carrying a bag of used 50s and about to die of heart attack!

Mike.

feylya · 06-02-2004 11:35PM

This is gonna seem incredibly nerdy, but Joe Satriani and 2 guitars. Might actually learn how to play properly. Or else Natalie Portman :P

Creamy Goodness · 06-02-2004 11:39PM

Originally posted by feylya
Or else Natalie Portman :P

now this thread's getting good

it would be my choice aswell

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 06-02-2004 11:43PM

well after george bush, id pick either jolene blalock or the lovely Nicole deBoer.

by the way does anyone know who these people are? without using google. just off the top of your heads???

NO CHEATING!

first person to guess correctly wins a cookie!

bus77 · 06-02-2004 11:46PM

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
well after george bush, id pick either jolene blalock or the lovely Nicole deBoer.

by the way does anyone know who these people are? without using google. just off the top of your heads???
first person to guess correctly wins a cookie!

Yes jolene is a lemon sucking vulcan and nicole is shorter than yur average trill

I want two cookies:mad:

Who would you like to be stuck in a lift with.

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