Who would you like to be stuck in a lift with.

Capt'n Midnight

I'd have to go along with Paul Merton and say a Lift Engineer.

Shabadu

but hows a lift engineer going to fix it from the inside? Climb out the top like in de movies? I'd rather be stuck with Paul Merton.

AL][EN

Detecive(sp?) John Meclane of the NYPD (AKA Bruce willis from Die Hard)

weemcd

christina aguilera or jlo or some such sexy female pretty standard really

DRakE

Dustaz.

Pepe LeFrits

hotty i know from college

Lump

Originally posted by weemcd
christina aguilera or jlo or some such sexy female pretty standard really

TO be honest, you wouldn't say a word.... you'd ****ing **** yerself.


John

weemcd

^ you wouldnt say anthing? a quick thank you god and then you try your hardest to shag this woman since this is a once in a lifetime opertunity. and you would stand there like a gob****e?

Jim

can i have some sort of weapon or blunt instrument in the lift with me?

Lump

No.... I'd say lots. I was saying that you wouldn't. Can't you read?


John

weemcd

and how do you know i would say nothing you pretentious asshole?

Jim

pfft. get a lift ffs:rolleyes:

Lump

Originally posted by weemcd
and how do you know i would say nothing you pretentious asshole?

I'm pretentious.


John

spooiirt!!

why the hell would christina go near me just cos im stuck in an elevator with her? she would spend the whole time on her mobile pretending to talk to people, and avoiding my constant staring. until i rape her of course.

Agent Smith

and afaik people have called me an asshole many a time

weemcd

file photo of lump

Agent Smith

Originally posted by spooiirt!!
why the hell would christina go near me just cos im stuck in an elevator with her? she would spend the whole time on her mobile pretending to talk to people, and avoiding my constant staring. until i rape her of course.

well she was a "genie in a bottle"..... maybe she's a horny bit(h in a lift?

spooiirt!!

i choose to believe she is lol. in fact i think i might try orchestrating some similar scenario, you know, riggin the lift, and trap some hottie in there with me. then ill score hu huaa huaa!

Agent Smith

so if we see "MAN JAILED FOR LIFT RAPE" in the evening hearald then we know it was you right?

mr_angry

I'd say Jack Black, just for the laugh.

How come I feel like I'm off-topic by not giving the impression that I'm a lift-rapist? Hmmm. Maybe I'd better insult someone...


Nah, what's the point?

Lump

Yes I am a troll


John


(Look at my Trolling)


(I'm not really)

(My last post on the subject)

(That is all)

Victor

Jaime from Brook sports?

bus77

Granny Seogey from TV3 News:)

entropi

Louis Walsh .. so i could punch his f**king head in , he's such a muppet.

User45701

Id have to say a complete stranger who has the same type of personality as me and of the oposite sex (and obsivaly good looking)

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

george bush... jesus id ****ing love that 1... can u amagine that.... no c.i.a protecting him or **** like that... just take off your shoe slowly and BAM BAM BAM! beat the ****er to death!!! and once you get out slowly walk off with yur hands in pockets whistling stars and stripes forever..... MUHAHAHAHA

mike65

Someone carrying a bag of used 50s and about to die of heart attack!

Mike.

feylya

This is gonna seem incredibly nerdy, but Joe Satriani and 2 guitars. Might actually learn how to play properly. Or else Natalie Portman :P

Creamy Goodness

Originally posted by feylya
Or else Natalie Portman :P

now this thread's getting good

it would be my choice aswell

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

well after george bush, id pick either jolene blalock or the lovely Nicole deBoer.

by the way does anyone know who these people are? without using google. just off the top of your heads???

NO CHEATING!

first person to guess correctly wins a cookie!

bus77

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
well after george bush, id pick either jolene blalock or the lovely Nicole deBoer.

by the way does anyone know who these people are? without using google. just off the top of your heads???
first person to guess correctly wins a cookie!

Yes jolene is a lemon sucking vulcan and nicole is shorter than yur average trill

I want two cookies:mad:

entropi

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
i'd pick either jolene blalock or the lovely Nicole deBoer.

I wholeheartedly agree with u here also, i'd stick the Lead singer in Evanescence in that shortlist.

Lump

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
george bush... jesus id ****ing love that 1... can u amagine that.... no c.i.a protecting him or **** like that... just take off your shoe slowly and BAM BAM BAM! beat the ****er to death!!! and once you get out slowly walk off with yur hands in pockets whistling stars and stripes forever..... MUHAHAHAHA

To be honest, when the President of the US goes into a lift there tends to be no-one else in said lift apart from a couple of heavily armed men, in black suits, with wires hanging in their ears.

It's not like the put him in to the lift, run down the stairs and collect him at the bottom. Plus there might be a few issues when he's found beaten.

John

(I Lied)

Mossy Monk

Kirsten Dunst

i hear she is a great conversationalist

Kalina

Jay Hernandez- he is just so gorgeous. I'm sure he's a great conversationalist just like Kirsten!!!:p

Gordon

I've never been in a lift that you could poke the roof through like in the films.

Me: I guess some randy porn star.

T.G Catter

chris martin .. he could sing me a song.

patch

Billy connolly. There's a chap I'd be interested in chatting to for a while.

TheSonOfBattles

Peter Griffin, just to see what crazy scheme he'd come up with to get us out. Not that being stuck in a lift isn't nice though. It's actually a very calm, peaceful thing once you get past the initial "Holy ****, i'm trapped in a lift part".

Lump

Originally posted by Gordon
I've never been in a lift that you could poke the roof through like in the films.

Me: I guess some randy porn star.

It tends to be the light that you push up... in normal un-movie lifts


John

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by Gordon
I've never been in a lift that you could poke the roof through like in the films.

Me: I guess some randy porn star.

People used to try to climb out of stopped lifts and break fingernails or fall down the shafts or something.

bus77

Yeah and people used to climb up and hide up there so they could get free rides on the lift.

Bicky

Loismustdie because she is deadly.
After lois it would have to be a really old yet wise person who has storys about their experiences of historical events.

weemcd

Originally posted by bus77
Yeah and people used to climb up and hide up there so they could get free rides on the lift.

since when do you have to pay for the lift?

bus77

Sry, I should have incuded one of these-;) ,with that post:D

Catsmokinpot

the mystery girl that i nearly got with last saturday night in the forum untill she mysteriously broke her nose and disappeard:( didnt even get to have a propper chat with her

Civilian_Target

Choice #1 - Ludivine Sagnier
Choice #2 - George W Bush , while armed with a pair of italian police batons
Choice #3 - Tony Bush, while armed with RUC plastic pellets gun, full kit and riot shield. That'd clean up the moronic grin

Lord Nikon

A friendly, blind Sweedish hotty, who speaks fluent english.

BEAT

mmmmmm, Aidan Quinn or Sean Penn yum

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

bicky or loismustdie

they're the coolest

Bicky

ROFL
Me mord, lois and ten kilos of skunk.
Also a fridge with loads of different ice cream and lots of chocolate and taytos and a popcorn machine like the ones in the cinema and beds and a television and a computer with a brodband connection and a huge selection of movies and mp3s and a dog called brandy who never barks or smells bad and some ambrosia rice pudding for mord

Originally posted by Mordeth
I'm a man who enjoys his ambrosia rice pudding

also a bathroom or actually just a toilet and shower cos a bath would take up way too much space and we have to conserve space like in china where they have four people per square inch or something mental like that.
Also vicks because my lips get really chapped some times.

[edit] a phone would be nice in case we ever need to get out for more skunk or vicks or anything like that.