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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    that was a posession of........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Grom


    eveil demonic satanists who planed to overthrow jesus by using monica lewinski(sp) to do................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    her cigar trick with...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    a rather strange something in her mouth which turned out to be.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,152 ✭✭✭sound_wave


    ....the annoying bit of popcorn sticks in your gum...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    from bad dental hygein a fact that didnt deter ryos mother from......


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    taking a job as....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭loismustdie


    a bunny rabbit at a marlyn manson concert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    whos job was to whip.............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    anybody who dared to....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    disrespected figures of authority, this caused some tainted...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 murd0k


    ...blood to trickle slowly...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    from the face of murd0k who viciously assaulted by a group of...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 murd0k


    ..rampant homosexuals, lead by shaque attack because....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    murd0k was a former member of this organisation and had turned into a weird hermaphrodite that meant he...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    ..enjoyed the finer things in life, like violently stroking...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    his 9 shot pump action shotgun...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    which accidentally went off - blowing a huge hole in...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    ARM'S ribcage which caused him to....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    cry in agony that he would get...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    ghost abdomen pains for the rest of my life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    whilst all the time ARM couldnt believe that this thread is STILL going since Sept of last year!!! this can only mean one thing...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    that the posters here are seriously nerdy no-lives and that.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    ...despite the lack of any real cranial capacity, they were truly happy, until...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    it was decided that...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    ..they demanded more from the houses of the future, which had to be shaped like a giant shiny...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    shiny giant which meant that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    they were really impractical so that idea was scrapped. :rolleyes:

    Meanwhile Bertie was wandering about the hills of...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭skywalker_208


    - f his face on petrol fumes with a large cucumber in one hand and Ian Paisleys underwear in the other...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    while mr paisley chased him urging him to return his skid marked attire
    and


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