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Yearbook quote. any ideas?

  • 26-01-2004 06:52PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭


    Hi, im in 6th year in secondary school and this year we each get to stick up to 10 words beside our picture. anyone got any good ideas?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 362 ✭✭Dancing_Priest


    well , if you ever had anything to do with the debating team you could allways use something like "I am a master debater!" ,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    These pictures are small, but the faces are far away


    A rather profound adaption of the famous ted quote, ne?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "I can't believe I ate/smoked/burned/other the whole thing."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    "most likely to kill"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Must Try Harder


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    'the next time you see me ill be pregnant'

    if ur a girl...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Most likely to wake up naked on a freight ship bound for Greece"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Fabritzo


    Wanted
    $5,000,000 Reward

    or some long mugshot number....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Kappar


    This space for rent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall


    Most likely to wake up on a yacht in nebraska with a seal licking his face

    OR

    Jam or hats?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    [Insert witty caption here]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    I shagged all the women on this page.


    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Originally posted by Lump
    I shagged all the women on this page.


    John

    May not work if it's an all-boys school.

    How about "I dressed myself!"

    Or "I kept my pants on for this book(The "other" book will be an extra fiver)."


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,250 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    "Man loses pants, life"

    Flogen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Good thing I never mentioned the anthrax in my locker..."

    Of course, you could always try "A/S/L?" or "OMG YUO R SO HOT!!!!!!!"...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭red_ice


    pull a weird face and have 'i knew i shouldnt have had that curry last night' under your pic


    or three simple words..

    'i am gay'

    No offence, just another timely reference to homer simpson :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Originally posted by Sarky
    [Insert witty caption here]

    Do not use this. It's probably the most over used text in TEH UNIVARS and it isn't funny whatso-fucking-ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    "I'm great, me"

    or

    "I've no testicles"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall


    Remember theres a big difference between kneeling down and bending over


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,985 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    "I got this shítty quote of boards.ie, creativity I have not"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    A friend of mine used "Nobody beats me in the kitchen" as spoken by the God-Like figure of Steven Seagal in Under Siege 2.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Quote something from Discworld's Foul Ole Ron. The man was a genius. "Buggrit, Millennium hand and shrim, and would they poke? I told 'em! Buggrit!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    Hail to the King Baby


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    "Blow me, Bridget"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    how about pimping this very site : "GWAN TEH BOARDS.IE!"

    "Wait untill they check my locker"

    "Most Likely To Fraud Way Through Secondary School"

    "You got pie?"


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,250 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    i got molested by Micheal Jackson and all I got was this lousy Yearbook Quote.

    I came on Eileen.

    I was what Willis was talking about.


    the wonders of tshirthell .com



    Flogen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    In that style:

    "I got diagnosed with Alzheimer's and all I got was this lousy...er..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    "Actual Size"

    or

    "Objects in picture may be larger than they appear"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    "TRAPPED IN A YEARBOOK FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP"*






    *nicked straight from bash.org


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭raster


    "The contents of this document have been removed by the censor"


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