Yearbook quote. any ideas?

one-angry-dwarf

Hi, im in 6th year in secondary school and this year we each get to stick up to 10 words beside our picture. anyone got any good ideas?

Dancing_Priest

well , if you ever had anything to do with the debating team you could allways use something like "I am a master debater!" ,

Raphael

These pictures are small, but the faces are far away


A rather profound adaption of the famous ted quote, ne?

Sarky

"I can't believe I ate/smoked/burned/other the whole thing."

hedgetrimmer

"most likely to kill"

dahamsta

Must Try Harder

embee

'the next time you see me ill be pregnant'

if ur a girl...........

Sarky

"Most likely to wake up naked on a freight ship bound for Greece"

Fabritzo

Wanted
$5,000,000 Reward

or some long mugshot number....

Kappar

This space for rent

Squall

Most likely to wake up on a yacht in nebraska with a seal licking his face

OR

Jam or hats?

Sarky

[Insert witty caption here]

Lump

I shagged all the women on this page.


John

Sarky

Originally posted by Lump
I shagged all the women on this page.


John

May not work if it's an all-boys school.

How about "I dressed myself!"

Or "I kept my pants on for this book(The "other" book will be an extra fiver)."

flogen

"Man loses pants, life"

Flogen

Sarky

"Good thing I never mentioned the anthrax in my locker..."

Of course, you could always try "A/S/L?" or "OMG YUO R SO HOT!!!!!!!"...

red_ice

pull a weird face and have 'i knew i shouldnt have had that curry last night' under your pic


or three simple words..

'i am gay'

No offence, just another timely reference to homer simpson

oeNeo

Originally posted by Sarky
[Insert witty caption here]

Do not use this. It's probably the most over used text in TEH UNIVARS and it isn't funny whatso-fucking-ever.

Exit

"I'm great, me"

or

"I've no testicles"

Squall

Remember theres a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

zAbbo

"I got this shítty quote of boards.ie, creativity I have not"

D-Generate

A friend of mine used "Nobody beats me in the kitchen" as spoken by the God-Like figure of Steven Seagal in Under Siege 2.

Sarky

Quote something from Discworld's Foul Ole Ron. The man was a genius. "Buggrit, Millennium hand and shrim, and would they poke? I told 'em! Buggrit!"

Funky

Hail to the King Baby

Caesar_Bojangle

"Blow me, Bridget"

superconor

how about pimping this very site : "GWAN TEH BOARDS.IE!"

"Wait untill they check my locker"

"Most Likely To Fraud Way Through Secondary School"

"You got pie?"

flogen

i got molested by Micheal Jackson and all I got was this lousy Yearbook Quote.

I came on Eileen.

I was what Willis was talking about.


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Flogen

Sarky

In that style:

"I got diagnosed with Alzheimer's and all I got was this lousy...er..."

Raphael

"Actual Size"

or

"Objects in picture may be larger than they appear"

Oriel

"TRAPPED IN A YEARBOOK FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP"*






*nicked straight from bash.org

raster

"The contents of this document have been removed by the censor"

Makaveli

Don't you hate pants?!?

gerire

His name was Tyler Durden

The contents of this document have been removed by the censor"

embee

The ring must be destroyed, bucko.

I am not a mong. I just look like one.

My other yearbook pictures a Porsche.

the_syco

"In the words of Virgin Mary, cum again?"

Oriel

Originally posted by the_syco
"In the words of Virgin Mary, cum again?"

erm (cough)... :ninja:


/sinecure runs away from the bomb scene as fast as he can...

Robbo

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

- Dr Johnson

Macseamusa

' wow, who stole my face'

'i see monkeys'

'i dont remember saying this'

Sleipnir

"Anything I say may be taken in evidence"

"I'll be back before the end of the year with an assault rifle"

hedgetrimmer

"My other body's a Beemer"

PrecariousNuts

I knew half of you half as well as I liked and I liked half of you half as well as I should have... or however it goes.

Raphael

10 words

Zukustious

Your name

1986-2004

flogen

"this quote was taken completely out of context"

Flogen

beardedchicken

"you want fries with that?"

PrecariousNuts

"WHAT DO I WRITE HERE??"

flogen

one that will piss everyone off:

"dont forget, wear sunscreen"

Flogen

penguinbloke

"I really shouldn't be here"

or

"Six years of my life and all I got was this stupid photo"

gucci

they say the camera adds 10lbs

or

i cant wait to cut up all your pictures and put them on my dart board

Sarky

"Contrary to popular belief, being on the recieving end of a tazer is nowhere near as much fun as it looks."

raster

The money was just resting in my account