And then.....

ShaneOC · 15-01-2004 01:44PM

Arnie, George and...

UnrealQueen · 16-01-2004 04:02PM

ear wax sandwiches with.....

PAPILLION · 16-01-2004 04:44PM

a dyson vacuum cleaner which..

Sauron · 16-01-2004 05:30PM

to my horror, I discovered, thats its capabilities were greatly exaggerated..My response to this was to bring it to the advertising agency responsible and......

Vader · 16-01-2004 06:06PM

wait for it, wait for it....

kmart6 · 16-01-2004 06:11PM

ask to speak to Mr.Dyson,they would not let me into his office so I...........

pigeonbutler · 16-01-2004 07:29PM

went down the pub for a good "tired and emotional"

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 12:11AM

drink....which quickly turned into ten,resulting in..........

UnrealQueen · 17-01-2004 12:16AM

me going back to Mr Dyson's office with a Rocket Launcher where i proceeded to.....

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 12:22AM

chagre by his receptionist burst threw his office door's and threaten to fire the rocket launcher at his...........

UnrealQueen · 17-01-2004 12:26AM

Athlete Foot powder collection but he jumped in the way, and instead i blasted his .....

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 12:34AM

Just for Men hair dye which caused him to............

UnrealQueen · 17-01-2004 12:53AM

violently foam at the mouth. Then there was far too much foam in his mouth and he began to .....

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 01:06AM

over fill with foam and it began to come out of anywhere it could on his body,he then jumped out the window.To avoid being blamed with murder I...............

Sauron · 17-01-2004 06:25PM

claimed to be under the influence of......

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 06:52PM

education,much to my disbelief they did not accept this so I ended up spending the night in a jail cell,but I managed to..........

Skud · 17-01-2004 10:08PM

get married to a butch biker which led to...

kmart6 · 18-01-2004 12:50PM

a cool drive across the country on his Harley while..........

Sauron · 18-01-2004 02:03PM

being chased by something too horrible to mention...but Ill do it anyway..it was a ....

Vader · 18-01-2004 02:14PM

paddy

kmart6 · 18-01-2004 03:46PM

who had been drinking a new experimental Guiness which had caused him to.......

tman · 18-01-2004 03:49PM

explode violently in a shower of creamy...

kmart6 · 18-01-2004 04:54PM

cream,which made him develop..........

Vader · 18-01-2004 10:27PM

no you shut up

demanufactured · 18-01-2004 10:58PM

takes one to know one!!!!!

Ebonyks · 18-01-2004 11:52PM

...eh..."Fluppelwump" on his big toenail,a strange ailment this, a mixture of syphilis and...

Ebonyks · 19-01-2004 04:27AM

....bisto gravy granules. To which the only cure was.....

Shaque attack · 19-01-2004 10:19AM

to begin a flame war between all of the posters on this thread which caused a massive...

UnrealQueen · 19-01-2004 11:54AM

bowel movement in kmart6's bowel area before.......

Mossy Monk · 19-01-2004 02:33PM

deep sea divers

And then.....

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