Pulling girls in college

StephenInsane · 09-01-2004 11:53PM #1

If you go to college in Munster the best way of pulling birds has to be playing FitzGibbon cup hurling. All the Fitz players go around with fine birds. The ladies just love a hurler. I suppose down in Kerry it's the Footballers who get the women and up in Lenster it's got to be the rugger players with the fine ladies.

What other methods do you sham think work? What's been proven to work by ye.

L5 · 09-01-2004 11:55PM

splash the cash around, and they'll flock to ya

KlodaX · 10-01-2004 12:07AM

The ladies just love a hurler

damm right... something very masculine bout a hurler... no fear

I suggest you get them drunk ... take control of the situation .. and bring them to a secluded place

*joking* ... why don't you take up hurling?

wes · 10-01-2004 01:25AM

Originally posted by L5
splash the cash around, and they'll flock to ya

Never really worked for me, but then again i tend to go for the lost cause......

Faust · 10-01-2004 01:30AM

But the ones who are "pulled" by the hurlers are probably stupid so it does'nt matter.

KlodaX · 10-01-2004 01:33AM

But the ones who are "pulled" by the hurlers are probably stupid so it does'nt matter.

not that I've ever been "pulled" by a hurler... but I resent that remark... what if the hurler is a nice guy?

Faust · 10-01-2004 01:40AM

Then thats alright but if one is pulled for the fact that the guy is a hurler then you are most likely a shallow fool. But if one is pulled for other reasons less shallow i suppose its alright. I SUPPOSE!

KlodaX · 10-01-2004 01:43AM

ah yes.. but there is always something that catches your initial attention..

that you cannot deny?

for instance .. girls at college that are in the bikini modeling club?
*if it exsisted that is*

Faust · 10-01-2004 01:44AM

To be a bikini modeller one has to be necessarily attractive though hurlers don't and in my experience aren't!

StephenInsane · 10-01-2004 01:45AM

Originally posted by KlodaX
damm right... something very masculine bout a hurler... no fear

I suggest you get them drunk ... take control of the situation .. and bring them to a secluded place

*joking* ... why don't you take up hurling?

I do play hurling, just not on the FitzGibbon cup team. Hopefully I will be playing for them next year. I'll be one of the lads, not just another face on the campus, and the women will flock.

KlodaX · 10-01-2004 01:53AM

To be a bikini modeller one has to be necessarily attractive though hurlers don't and in my experience aren't!

if you are a fellow with a girlfriend .. then you shouldn't know what is attractive to 'us' girls....

Faust · 10-01-2004 01:55AM

MOney,cars,presents, sports players!?? i know all about your kind!!

aidan_dunne · 10-01-2004 02:09AM

Sorry, I'm just laughing here at the use of the words "pull" and "hurler" in the one sentence because I'm surprised nobody has made the possible homosexual (let alone any heterosexual link there may be!) link there yet......

"Pull hard on him, Mossy! PULL HARD! Jaysus Christ, DRIVE IT INTO HIM, MOSSY!"

Sorry, it had to be said!

KlodaX · 10-01-2004 02:13AM

yeah anyway...

bikini models, beauticians, hairdressers etc... I know "your" kind ..

Lex_Diamonds · 10-01-2004 02:55AM

Feck all this sports crap, just be yourself abd youll score all ye want. Even if its quasimodo. Confidence is the great equaliser.

BlitzKrieg · 10-01-2004 06:09AM

I thought in "College" your meant to forget the superfictiol (sp?) physical approach and actually care about personalities??

Or is that a lie they tell ugly fat kids in school to stop them from suicide?

Or is still the college is nothing but

sex and more sex

i guess the xmas party we had says it all

A S+M xmas party at APU cambridge

Kalina · 10-01-2004 10:37AM

Ah, a sporty guy is a turn-on for sure!! hmmmm:p

tinkerbell · 10-01-2004 10:52AM

That whole thing about hurlers bein more attractive to girls is bull!

Faust · 10-01-2004 01:46PM

Then what is a turn on for college girls?

pigeonbutler · 10-01-2004 01:47PM

I'm prob going to college at UCD next year and ye seem to reckon rugby players should pull there easily enough. How about rugby referees? Do women find that attractive?

Sangre · 10-01-2004 01:48PM

Originally posted by pigeonbutler
I'm prob going to college at UCD next year and ye seem to reckon rugby players should pull there easily enough. How about rugby referees? Do women find that attractive?

Rofl!!!

Good luck to you next year, you'll need it.

sceptre · 10-01-2004 01:51PM

Originally posted by StephenInsane
All the Fitz players go around with fine birds. The ladies just love a hurler. I suppose down in Kerry...

(waits for flaming...)

Er, yeah, I'm going to take up hurling just so I can go out with some bogger chick whose faaaather has a small few acres.

Oh hang on, I *am* going out with some bogger chick whose father has a small few acres. You couldn't tell though.

Faust · 10-01-2004 01:53PM

Originally posted by sceptre
(waits for flaming...)

Er, yeah, I'm going to take up hurling just so I can go out with some bogger chick whose faaaather has a small few acres.

Oh hang on, I *am* going out with some bogger chick whose father has a small few acres. You couldn't tell though.

I could tell...i think it was the smell..

10-01-2004 01:57PM

LOL.

boggers man. They're oooooooooooooooooooo.k.

pigeonbutler · 10-01-2004 02:13PM

Originally posted by Sangre
Rofl!!!

Good luck to you next year, you'll need it.

I thought that would get a laugh alright. But I do ref rugby matches. Not an easy job! Obviously I have other cunning plans for pulling women. My natural charm and my stamp collection for example.

Sangre · 10-01-2004 02:19PM

The only way that saying you're a ref will help your chances, nevermind hindering them is to say you used to be the greatest player in all the land before a cruel and brutal injury prevented you from ever playing again, so you missed out on your upcoming Ireland trials. Then go on to explain how your love of the game's passion, intensity and spirit has kept you reffing.

Ladies love a sob story

Faust · 10-01-2004 02:20PM

Originally posted by Sangre
The only way that saying you're a ref will help your chances, nevermind hindering them is to say you used to be the greatest player in all the land before a cruel and brutal injury preventing you from ever playing again, so you missed out your upcoming Ireland trials. Then go on to explain how your love of the game's passion, intensity and spirit has kept you reffing.

Ladies love a sob story

Actually that sounds like a good idea..foolish females!

simu · 10-01-2004 02:49PM

Then what is a turn on for college girls?

Men who use their brains. Many guys dumb down their conversation for fear of being seen as different - it's annoying.

Not being childish about sex helps as well.

Faust · 10-01-2004 02:50PM

Originally posted by simu
Men who use their brains. Many guys dumb down their conversation for fear of being seen as different - it's annoying.

Not being childish about sex helps as well.

hehe penis..

bdiddy · 10-01-2004 03:10PM

Hehe he said penis!!!!
funny.

Anyone who wants to pull only has to go to the "pulling" club. In Limerick we have the lodge, Galway has CPs, Dublin Copperfaced Jacks and i'm sure i'll find a place in Cork next month. Get drunk, Get laid, Get out!!!!

beardedchicken · 10-01-2004 03:39PM

umm, i think the thing you seem to be forgetting is that the girls that you're trying to pull in college are (and forgive me if this is a revelation to you)......*In College*. dumb little tricks, chat up lines, sob stories and boasts about being on the rugby/football/GAA/badminton/tiddlywinks team (delete where appropriate) WILL NOT WORK!!!! by definition, you are dealing with women of a higher level of intelligence and education than the simpering fools from school who are impressed by muscle and beer-drinking, and they will therefore not fall for that crap. behave like normal, intelligent human being, and you'll have more success. oh, and while you're in college trying to pull, you might think about doing that thing with the books.... what's it called... oh yeah, *studying*

Pulling girls in college

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