I hate work because....

red_ice · 07-01-2004 09:58AM #1

I hate standing and its cold

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(one liners only

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rymus · 07-01-2004 10:11AM

I'm so so lazy... no really, I am...

07-01-2004 10:12AM

...because customers accuse me of stealing their credit cards.

ixoy · 07-01-2004 10:28AM

Because I'm great and don't get paid enough - or any pay rises! - whilst other sectors get a 10% pay increase which is funded by me so I get even LESS money.

That and badly written documentation that I want to burn.

Lafortezza · 07-01-2004 10:30AM

I scored my boss at the xmas party
yes she's female

ToxicPaddy · 07-01-2004 10:36AM

Originally posted by lafortezza
I scored my boss at the xmas party
yes she's female

Nice one..

I hate work because my company is now making millions from new contracts and pay
freezes are still in place...

:mad: :dunno:

SuperStudent · 07-01-2004 10:39AM

I'm a student and I get everything I need for free...

AL][EN · 07-01-2004 10:42AM

it interrupts my nap time

rymus · 07-01-2004 10:46AM

Originally posted by lafortezza
I scored my boss at the xmas party
yes she's female

Result!

Jokah · 07-01-2004 10:48AM

I hate work and I am the angel of death, the time of purification is at hand!

ferdi · 07-01-2004 10:57AM

i hate work because work sucks

Beruthiel · 07-01-2004 11:06AM

I hate work because it interrupts my leisure and party time

rainbow kirby · 07-01-2004 11:21AM

because ive got the reputation as the work slut!:ninja:

hedgetrimmer · 07-01-2004 11:24AM

becuase people that we can't refuse are RSVPing 20 days after the RSVP date, 4 dayes before the gig, and screwing with my seating plan!:mad:

moridin · 07-01-2004 11:38AM

cos it involves getting out of bed

Sangre · 07-01-2004 11:47AM

because Im not a pimp :dunno:

seamus · 07-01-2004 11:47AM

Originally posted by rainbow kirby
because ive got the reputation as the work slut!:ninja:

Are you lafortezza's boss by any chance?

Lafortezza · 07-01-2004 11:57AM

Originally posted by seamus
Are you lafortezza's boss by any chance?

wouldn't the ironing be delicious...

If you are my boss Kirby bark like a dog when you read this, it will be our little code

Scruff · 07-01-2004 12:00PM

..because [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Invalid character value for cast specification

Big Chief · 07-01-2004 12:42PM

I hate work because -

1) its shìte
2) boss is a manipulative little cow
3) its boring
4) half the ppl in the bank are snobs who need to get the silver spoon that is lodged in their mouth stuck up there arse
5) I just plain hate working....

that sufficient enough?