I hate work because....

red_ice

I hate standing and its cold .....

(one liners only )

rymus

I'm so so lazy... no really, I am...

...because customers accuse me of stealing their credit cards.

ixoy

Because I'm great and don't get paid enough - or any pay rises! - whilst other sectors get a 10% pay increase which is funded by me so I get even LESS money.

That and badly written documentation that I want to burn.

Lafortezza

I scored my boss at the xmas party
yes she's female

ToxicPaddy

Originally posted by lafortezza
I scored my boss at the xmas party
yes she's female

Nice one..


I hate work because my company is now making millions from new contracts and pay
freezes are still in place... :mad: :dunno:

SuperStudent

I'm a student and I get everything I need for free...

AL][EN

it interrupts my nap time

rymus

Originally posted by lafortezza
I scored my boss at the xmas party
yes she's female

Result!

Jokah

I hate work and I am the angel of death, the time of purification is at hand!

ferdi

i hate work because work sucks

Beruthiel

I hate work because it interrupts my leisure and party time

rainbow kirby

because ive got the reputation as the work slut!:ninja:

hedgetrimmer

becuase people that we can't refuse are RSVPing 20 days after the RSVP date, 4 dayes before the gig, and screwing with my seating plan!:mad:

moridin

cos it involves getting out of bed

Sangre

because Im not a pimp :dunno:

seamus

Originally posted by rainbow kirby
because ive got the reputation as the work slut!:ninja:

Are you lafortezza's boss by any chance?

Lafortezza

Originally posted by seamus
Are you lafortezza's boss by any chance?

wouldn't the ironing be delicious...

If you are my boss Kirby bark like a dog when you read this, it will be our little code

Scruff

..because [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Invalid character value for cast specification

Big Chief

I hate work because -

1) its shìte
2) boss is a manipulative little cow
3) its boring
4) half the ppl in the bank are snobs who need to get the silver spoon that is lodged in their mouth stuck up there arse
5) I just plain hate working....

that sufficient enough?

Gillie

Coz it involves oncall for which i get paid peanuts!:mad: :mad: :mad:

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by rainbow kirby
because ive got the reputation as the work slut!:ninja:

I must get a job in GAME!!

I think thats where you work

rainbow kirby

tis...

Gummy Panda

*goes off to fill in GAME application*

woosaysdan

because im tooo sexy for my shirt!

Rabies

no one will pay me to do no work

Kold

because i'm too used to getting money for doin nothing

Lump

I hate work because..... wait a minute I don't hate work!



John

Selik

I hate work because I have to work there.

Seraphina

i hate work cause i get treated like crap by people who think they are better than me.

TacT

It's in Dublin

Exit

I wish I had a job so I could hate it.

Boberto

... cos i gotta put up with nasty complaining british customers which is about as pleasant as stabbing yourself in the skull with an ice pick

i_am_dogboy

I get less than minimum wage and I can't find something better-and the manager has an annoying accent

LegacyUser

it involves killing baby animals

billy the squid

i hate work because its straight evenings

Agent Smith

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i hate work because my vision of hell was always a ringing phone and i am now a telephone operatior.......

sheeeeesh the thgings you do for cash

Woden

i don't hate work at the moment

mydarkstar

i hate work (at the mo) because there's an annoying MF that comes in all the time to call us lazy b*st*rds and roar at us. He's so dumb cos he hasnt learnt since we called the cops on him(...for something else)

KlodaX

I hate work because... its actually brain washed me into thinking I'm a valuable member of the company, and that it has become the good part of my life, you don't need anything else Kloda, all you need is here, you are quite comfortable here, with us, don't leave, don't have a life... it actually pained me to quit.

Jesus ... how sad is that... good job I finish on Saturday.

DAMM THE MAN!

good job I was never made employee of the month... I really would have become attached then :rolleyes:

Kastro

i hate work.... cheese. end.

Lukin Black

.. the boss blames me for his fcuk-ups behind my back. I've caught him doing it without knowing I was within listening distance at least a dozen times now.

uRbaN

because no matter what pressure period I get through and overcome, that momet of quiteness and relaxation never seems to arrive ...
also because I'm a bit overpaid and eventually someone gonna notice which means more work, more stress...shower rinse repeat

tony 2 tone

....because the chemicals are making my hair fall out.....and I'm probably sterile.......:(

Verdammt

I hate work because ......

of french people (Sorry my workplace is full of them and they do my head in !!!)

SantaHoe

...I have to get there by a certain time, and have to stay there until they say I can leave.
Bastard slave-drivers.

Pinkchick03

..... Its the same **** different day! I work at checkouts in grocery store+I swear to god people say the same things "Can I buy a bag" "This Euro will we ever get used to it" "There's no value in this money" "How much is this, that and the other"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about wrecking your head!!

SuperStudent

Your an odd one.

seamus

The only bad thing about my job is that I have to share toilet facilities with dirty, filthy thieving students. They piss all over the toilet seat, and steal the toilet roll. Scumbags.

scojones

you're a techy, use the staff toilets!!

seamus

Originally posted by sjones
you're a techy, use the staff toilets!!

There are none