A Skanger Xmas...

dendenz · 23-12-2003 05:06PM #1

What do you reckon it would be like?

Tracksuits with white socks and open runners and a ben sherman shirt for him , brand new hula ear rings that dolphins could jump through for her.

Anyone agree?

mr_angry · 23-12-2003 05:09PM

New flick-knives for the kids... shiny!

Lex_Diamonds · 23-12-2003 05:11PM

Ah, a new skanger bashing thread. Just what we need for the christmas season!

Anyone else in the vicinity of Funderland? :eek:

d4r3n · 23-12-2003 05:13PM

yea funderlands bleedin' deadly lex, few cans of dutch before you go in and your sorted

dendenz · 23-12-2003 05:13PM

I would not touch the place with a barge pole, maybe burn the kip down but apart from that no one will catch me near it!

Grom · 23-12-2003 05:46PM

Hate the nacks

Töpher · 23-12-2003 05:51PM

Originally posted by Lex_Diamonds
Anyone else in the vicinity of Funderland? :eek:

Live right across the road. Not fun once it gets going.... :rolleyes:

:mad: :ninja:

Red Alert · 23-12-2003 06:27PM

Don't forget you need a new baseball bat.

Stephen · 23-12-2003 08:12PM

A nice new sovereign ring from the Elizabeth Duke collection at Argos and a carton of johnny blue for him, some tasteful reebok tracksuit pants and the "Ibiza Uncovered" box set for her.

andrew163 · 23-12-2003 08:25PM

"ehhh heeyor santa giimme a bunch 'o dem dedly f****n toyyiz der or oi'll f****n baytcha! ROIGH!"

ahem..;)

spongebob · 23-12-2003 09:01PM

dah rayundeeur tastes like bleedin turkey allroigh luv , where did anto say he goh ih

andrew163 · 23-12-2003 09:09PM

oi allredy towild ya, oi took ih when dah santa felleh wudnt gimme de bleedin presents!!! dah'll show him to mess wih mee.... oi'm a bleedin madlad!

quank · 23-12-2003 10:10PM

mmmm.... crotch mould flavoured turkey........

superconor · 23-12-2003 11:01PM

and a big bottle of bleach for everyone, family sized!!

Capt'n Midnight · 24-12-2003 12:14AM

pigeons (an educational toy)

Standard Toaster · 24-12-2003 12:21AM

Go fasta strips 4 da Nova and good auld BIC razors for da bumfluff on da upper lip.

Faust · 24-12-2003 12:42AM

Dutch gold filled with rat poison!!!

Happy christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

BigO · 24-12-2003 12:44AM

hey lads relax wit the whole anti skanger thing

at the end of the day were all products of our environment and we can't knock people for living there lives the way they choose (that's god's job). Granted, alot of these people should change and try and make something of themselves, but just think how your self esteem be if you lived on handouts and you got no respect.(cause people like dendenz pigeion hole you! ).

guys,
skangers are not society's failures,
but a failure of society's duty to its people,

Faust · 24-12-2003 12:47AM

Originally posted by BigO
hey lads relax wit the whole anti skanger thing

at the end of the day were all products of our environment and we can't knock people for living there lives the way they choose (that's god's job). Granted, alot of these people should change and try and make something of themselves, but just think how your self esteem be if you lived on handouts and you got no respect.(cause people like dendenz pigeion hole you! ).

guys,
skangers are not society's failures,
but a failure of society's duty to its people,

You're like the grinch who stole skanger bashing!! How dare you try to ruin christmas with you PC crap! skangers=shoite,nuf said

Gummy Panda · 24-12-2003 01:21AM

Originally posted by Faust
You're like the grinch who stole skanger bashing!! How dare you try to ruin christmas with you PC crap! skangers=shoite,nuf said

LMAO!!!

Very true. There is always a liberal ready to stand up for obivous vermon. I don't live in a posh D4 address but have raised myself above the local scum.

BigO,

Do you not get sick of going out somewhere (e.g. cinema) and there are a bunch of skangers ruining the night by being animals??

Standard Toaster · 24-12-2003 01:26AM

Or the joy of getting the bus and being overwhelmed with the smell of hash from the back of the bus.....where the seats are burned away anyway :mad:

Gummy Panda · 24-12-2003 01:30AM

Originally posted by The_Edge
Or the joy of getting the bus and being overwhelmed with the smell of hash from the back of the bus.....where the seats are burned away anyway :mad:

Ever been on a 220 out to blanchardstown. The double decker is bad enough with it coming down the stairs but when they have a single decker on the route, it ****ing terrible.

I've pretty much seen people walk onto buses with a joint or a smoke in their hands. I smoke but i would never smoke on a bus.

Standard Toaster · 24-12-2003 01:34AM

Aye...that's a bloody nitemare of a bus most journeys. :mad:

Faust · 24-12-2003 08:56AM

And the skanger girls who sing on the back of the bus.. They sing stupid songs like "where do we come from...etc.." Why do skanger girls wear such big earrings anyway??

Robbo · 24-12-2003 11:55AM

Originally posted by Faust
Why do skanger girls wear such big earrings anyway??

Stirrups.

Barry Aldwell · 24-12-2003 12:12PM

I live surrounded by skangers, and I go to school with skangers. I despise them. I despise that their one goal in life is to get as drunk as possible as often as possible. I despise that they vandalise public property for no apparant reason. I despise that they go joyriding and endanger the lives of legal road users, and the gardai. I despise that they beat up people for their mobile phone.

Anyway, for christmas, "a new set a rims off tha back of a truk fer me moicra, schwa"

billy the squid · 24-12-2003 03:07PM

I would have thought that christmas would be a bit of a downer for skangers. the highlight of their calander is 31 october and 30 April when they get to burn stuff

Slutmonkey57b · 24-12-2003 03:15PM

I don't know why all you skanger bashers are accusing knackers of knocking stuff off for christmas.

Anyone with any knacker observation history knows that knackers spend THOUSANDS on christmas.

"Aaah sure ye have te do it fer de kids ye no. Oi got them a playstation each and fourteen bikes and new tellies for de rooms and a hundred football shirts. Cost me a bleedin fortune!"

Whereas the skanger bashing middle classes generally figure 2gifts-1 person is extravagant.

Gummy Panda · 24-12-2003 03:23PM

If that was true, i seriously doubt they came from any irish retailer. more like their mate pato who jumped the counter at xtra-vision and held the place up.

Agent Smith · 24-12-2003 03:26PM

Originally posted by clownboy
LMAO!!!

Very true. There is always a liberal ready to stand up for obivous vermon. I don't live in a posh D4 address but have raised myself above the local scum.

likewise

TheSonOfBattles · 24-12-2003 04:22PM

[RANT] Seems to me both Clownboy and Agentsmith are both pretty scummy to be honest. If they've raised themselves up, i'd hate to see what they started out as.

As for skanger bashin, it's not just skangers who drive cars recklessy and smoke on buses, or make asses of themselves in the cinema. I reckon we should start bashin boy racers, druggies and children in that case. That might be slightly more fair. And while we're at it, why not start on blacks and asians while we're at it. It's only fair after all.

Skanger bashing, and bashin anyone for that matter is fun when you don't mean it, it's when dip****s start taking it a bit to seriously that it gets wrong. My 2 cents [/RANT]

A Skanger Xmas...

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