A Skanger Xmas...

dendenz

What do you reckon it would be like?

Tracksuits with white socks and open runners and a ben sherman shirt for him , brand new hula ear rings that dolphins could jump through for her.

Anyone agree?

mr_angry

New flick-knives for the kids... shiny!

Lex_Diamonds

Ah, a new skanger bashing thread. Just what we need for the christmas season!

Anyone else in the vicinity of Funderland? :eek:

d4r3n

yea funderlands bleedin' deadly lex, few cans of dutch before you go in and your sorted

dendenz

I would not touch the place with a barge pole, maybe burn the kip down but apart from that no one will catch me near it!

Grom

Hate the nacks

Töpher

Originally posted by Lex_Diamonds
Anyone else in the vicinity of Funderland? :eek:

Live right across the road. Not fun once it gets going.... :rolleyes: :mad: :ninja:

Red Alert

Don't forget you need a new baseball bat.

Stephen

A nice new sovereign ring from the Elizabeth Duke collection at Argos and a carton of johnny blue for him, some tasteful reebok tracksuit pants and the "Ibiza Uncovered" box set for her.

andrew163

"ehhh heeyor santa giimme a bunch 'o dem dedly f****n toyyiz der or oi'll f****n baytcha! ROIGH!"


ahem..;)

spongebob

dah rayundeeur tastes like bleedin turkey allroigh luv , where did anto say he goh ih

andrew163

oi allredy towild ya, oi took ih when dah santa felleh wudnt gimme de bleedin presents!!! dah'll show him to mess wih mee.... oi'm a bleedin madlad!

quank

mmmm.... crotch mould flavoured turkey........

superconor

and a big bottle of bleach for everyone, family sized!!

Capt'n Midnight

pigeons (an educational toy)

Standard Toaster

Go fasta strips 4 da Nova and good auld BIC razors for da bumfluff on da upper lip.

Faust

Dutch gold filled with rat poison!!!

Happy christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

BigO

hey lads relax wit the whole anti skanger thing

at the end of the day were all products of our environment and we can't knock people for living there lives the way they choose (that's god's job). Granted, alot of these people should change and try and make something of themselves, but just think how your self esteem be if you lived on handouts and you got no respect.(cause people like dendenz pigeion hole you! ).


guys,
skangers are not society's failures,
but a failure of society's duty to its people,

Faust

Originally posted by BigO
hey lads relax wit the whole anti skanger thing

at the end of the day were all products of our environment and we can't knock people for living there lives the way they choose (that's god's job). Granted, alot of these people should change and try and make something of themselves, but just think how your self esteem be if you lived on handouts and you got no respect.(cause people like dendenz pigeion hole you! ).


guys,
skangers are not society's failures,
but a failure of society's duty to its people,

You're like the grinch who stole skanger bashing!! How dare you try to ruin christmas with you PC crap! skangers=shoite,nuf said

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by Faust
You're like the grinch who stole skanger bashing!! How dare you try to ruin christmas with you PC crap! skangers=shoite,nuf said

LMAO!!!

Very true. There is always a liberal ready to stand up for obivous vermon. I don't live in a posh D4 address but have raised myself above the local scum.

BigO,

Do you not get sick of going out somewhere (e.g. cinema) and there are a bunch of skangers ruining the night by being animals??

Standard Toaster

Or the joy of getting the bus and being overwhelmed with the smell of hash from the back of the bus.....where the seats are burned away anyway :mad:

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by The_Edge
Or the joy of getting the bus and being overwhelmed with the smell of hash from the back of the bus.....where the seats are burned away anyway :mad:

Ever been on a 220 out to blanchardstown. The double decker is bad enough with it coming down the stairs but when they have a single decker on the route, it ****ing terrible.

I've pretty much seen people walk onto buses with a joint or a smoke in their hands. I smoke but i would never smoke on a bus.

Standard Toaster

Aye...that's a bloody nitemare of a bus most journeys. :mad:

Faust

And the skanger girls who sing on the back of the bus.. They sing stupid songs like "where do we come from...etc.." Why do skanger girls wear such big earrings anyway??

Robbo

Originally posted by Faust
Why do skanger girls wear such big earrings anyway??

Stirrups.

Barry Aldwell

I live surrounded by skangers, and I go to school with skangers. I despise them. I despise that their one goal in life is to get as drunk as possible as often as possible. I despise that they vandalise public property for no apparant reason. I despise that they go joyriding and endanger the lives of legal road users, and the gardai. I despise that they beat up people for their mobile phone.

Anyway, for christmas, "a new set a rims off tha back of a truk fer me moicra, schwa"

billy the squid

I would have thought that christmas would be a bit of a downer for skangers. the highlight of their calander is 31 october and 30 April when they get to burn stuff

Slutmonkey57b

I don't know why all you skanger bashers are accusing knackers of knocking stuff off for christmas.

Anyone with any knacker observation history knows that knackers spend THOUSANDS on christmas.

"Aaah sure ye have te do it fer de kids ye no. Oi got them a playstation each and fourteen bikes and new tellies for de rooms and a hundred football shirts. Cost me a bleedin fortune!"

Whereas the skanger bashing middle classes generally figure 2gifts-1 person is extravagant.

Gummy Panda

If that was true, i seriously doubt they came from any irish retailer. more like their mate pato who jumped the counter at xtra-vision and held the place up.

Agent Smith

Originally posted by clownboy
LMAO!!!

Very true. There is always a liberal ready to stand up for obivous vermon. I don't live in a posh D4 address but have raised myself above the local scum.

likewise

TheSonOfBattles

[RANT] Seems to me both Clownboy and Agentsmith are both pretty scummy to be honest. If they've raised themselves up, i'd hate to see what they started out as.

As for skanger bashin, it's not just skangers who drive cars recklessy and smoke on buses, or make asses of themselves in the cinema. I reckon we should start bashin boy racers, druggies and children in that case. That might be slightly more fair. And while we're at it, why not start on blacks and asians while we're at it. It's only fair after all.

Skanger bashing, and bashin anyone for that matter is fun when you don't mean it, it's when dip****s start taking it a bit to seriously that it gets wrong. My 2 cents [/RANT]

Gummy Panda

When i say 'raised' i mean that i didn't fellow the crowd in school and get into drugs and crime. I was probably the only person outta my leaving cert class to go on to college. Some of my old class are becoming qualified trades men though while the others are heroin addicts.

Skanger by its self means scum. There is no such thing as a good skanger. There are people who dress like a typical skanger but aren't skangers

Skanger is not some form of social group like Travellers or asulymun seekers. No one walks around saying they're apart of skanger community.

*goes off to groom high horse *

Faust

Originally posted by TheSonOfBattles
[RANT] Seems to me both Clownboy and Agentsmith are both pretty scummy to be honest. If they've raised themselves up, i'd hate to see what they started out as.

As for skanger bashin, it's not just skangers who drive cars recklessy and smoke on buses, or make asses of themselves in the cinema. I reckon we should start bashin boy racers, druggies and children in that case. That might be slightly more fair. And while we're at it, why not start on blacks and asians while we're at it. It's only fair after all.

Skanger bashing, and bashin anyone for that matter is fun when you don't mean it, it's when dip****s start taking it a bit to seriously that it gets wrong. My 2 cents [/RANT]

yeh kids n boy racers n junkies suck too... 0.o

rymus

Originally posted by Faust
Why do skanger girls wear such big earrings anyway??

It's to do with rank, much like the army or any other defense force. Sub-cultures and so on... I have a long-winding document prepared on this exact topic somewhere.. if I find it I'll post it for everyones christmas entertainment

andrew163

we all know that the huge earrings are secret homing beacons installed by the government so that when the day of the destruction of their species commences, it will be easy to track them all down and get it over with. Moouahahaha. :ninja:

Capt'n Midnight

If you find the term Skanger offensive try using Scummer...

Mutant_Fruit

Thankfully on my regular busses (75, 49, 15, 15b, 15c, 15a, 65b) i rarely encounter skanger/scummer groups, but when i do its a thing to behold and remember.

I remember not too long ago, i was on the bus and there were 2 skanger girls sitting a few seats behind me, and i decided to start counting how many swear words they uttered over 5 minutes.... Now, make a guess how many.... got a guess? How many in 5 minutes...... answer: over 200 between both of em. They were f;in and blindin and sh*tin and bol*x'en all over the place.

And they had the compulsory HUUGGGEEE earrings, tracksuits, and of course, a bag full of dutchies.

EDIT: oops, typo, i meant 200 curses in 5 minutes bewteen the two of em, not 300.

andrew163

:eek: 1 curse per second..... must've been a funny conversation to listen to

Mutant_Fruit

i fixed a typo above....

But yeah, it was kinda funny. An example of a typical sentance would be...

What the f*** is the f***'in f***'er on about. I f***'in told him i f***'in did it already. What a f***'in wanker.

mike65

It must be hell living in de big smoke!

Mike.

Exit

It is.

MagicBusDriver

I think it's time to lay off the dutch gold
I'd drink that over Bud, Miller, Carlberg or any of those other bitch drinks.

Skangers are fairly irritating, but no more so than your average up their own ar$e D4 head.
To be honest I wouldn't know what to chose between sitting on a bus beside a loads of scangers talking about joyriding their neighbours cars or beside some tosser bull****ting on about how much better they are than everyone else.

Exit

Yeah, but the tosser isn't hurting anyone.

Lex_Diamonds

Some points:

Yeah whoever said they spend thousands on presents is actually pretty close to the mark, Knackers classically overspend and are about as good at managing money as a quadraplegic bank clerk.

Secondly anyone defending these scum really ****in needs their head checked, either that or have it kicked in at 4 am on O'Connel Street. Your tunes will quickly change!

I know id *much* ****in rather walk down Ailbsury road at night that say Cherry Orchard.

sharkman

lads , are Knackers as bad as skangers ??

Töpher

Originally posted by Lex_Diamonds
Some points:

Yeah whoever said they spend thousands on presents is actually pretty close to the mark, Knackers classically overspend and are about as good at managing money as a quadraplegic bank clerk.

Secondly anyone defending these scum really ****in needs their head checked, either that or have it kicked in at 4 am on O'Connel Street. Your tunes will quickly change!

I know id *much* ****in rather walk down Ailbsury road at night that say Cherry Orchard.

Agreed.

Renton

racists.

Exit

Not a race.

Faust

Originally posted by Exit
Not a race.

If they were in the human race they would be losing

Töpher

Originally posted by Faust
If they were in the human race they would be losing

Mainly due to 2 factors

1) Weighed down by heavy jewelery
2) Stopping to loot the electronics store on the way past takes time.

Renton

poshos.