What's in your pockets?

Mossy Monk · 19-12-2003 01:40PM

in the left pocket i have a phone, bank cards etc. etc.
in the right pocket there is some money and a lighter

Morpheus · 19-12-2003 01:54PM

"Yessss preciousss.... "

"what has it got in its poketses... eh??? "

"nasty hobbits...."

"tricksey hobbits..."

"Filthy nasty lying Baginses....."

Ive got the PRECIOUS!!!

seriously tho....

JEANS
Arse pocket
physio appointment card
drivers licence
portmarnock Sports centre swimming pool timesheet
a kickboxing classes flyer
wallet with banklinks, visa, 2 durex (featherlite)!

Left pocket
loose change
packet of wrigleys

Right pocket
3310 Mobile phone
House keys
Car keys (dont normally bring them to work!)
Elastoplast still in packet

Jacket pocket
Vaseline Lip Therapy
Mobile 5510 (i only use it for d radio and mp3's
, its 2 big to use for anything else!!)

thats it...

ixoy · 19-12-2003 02:10PM

Jacket - Left Pocket: Spare contact lenses
Right Pocket: Air
Inside Pocket:
Wallet - [containg cash],
Card Wallet [containing: shuttle bus card, security swipe card, UGC card, student Trinity card, GAME card, C.I.E Identity card, ISIC card, and Travel Pass]
Keys
Keys also inside my jacket's lining [fell thru a hole in pocket]

Trousers: Right pocket: Tissues + notes
Left pocket: More tissues + directions to a boardster's house

rollover · 19-12-2003 02:16PM

i have nothing in my pockets at the moment..but normally i have cash,watch(broken),xtravision card,college id..bit of a minimalist really (dont have a phone atm but should be getting one soon)

Practical · 19-12-2003 02:29PM

Originally posted by OrangeRhino
Right: phone, lucky conker.
Left: wallet, keys.

Bag: discman, labello classic, batteries, lesser-used keys, screwdriver, calculator, cd pen, unopened CD-RW, best of the Slate and Wired magazines and some spanish notes.

CD Wallet: some drawings my girlfriend gave to me
Windows XP Professional,
Windows XP Service Pack 1,
Microsoft Office XP Corporate Install,
Microsoft Office XP Corporate Media Content,
Microsoft Office XP Corporate Interactive Training,
Windows 2000 Server CS & D Tools,
Windows 2000 Service Pack 4,
Box Car Racer - Box Car Racer,
Vagrant Records - Welcome to Vagrant,
Blink 182 - Blink 182,
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Take A Break,
Warped Tour 2003 - Stage 1,
Warped Tour 2003 - Stage 2,
Alkaline Trio - We've Had Enough,
Alkaline Trio - Good Mourning,
Billy Connolly - Classic Connolly,
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - A Jackknife to a Swan,
Green Day - Dookie,
Green Day - International Superhits,
Green Day - Insomniac,
Green Day - Warning,
Wendi Miller - Live at Madges,
Johnny Cash - The Best of Johnny Cash,
Various - All Covered In Punk,
Metallica - St. Anger,
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Anthology CD1,
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Anthology CD2,
Blink 182 - Take Off Your Pants and Jacket,
Dropkick Murphys - Blackout,
Warped Tour 2002 - Stage 1,
Warped Tour 2002 - Stage 2,
Madness - It's Madness,
Alkaline Trio - Goddammit,
Mandrake Linux 9.2 CD1,
Mandrake Linux 9.2 CD2,
Mandrake Linux 9.2 CD3,
Alkaline Trio - The Alkaline Trio,
Red Hat Linux 9.0 CD1,
Red Hat Linux 9.0 CD2,
Red Hat Linux 9.0 CD3,
Blank CD-R (2),
CD-RW (2),
Norton Ghost Boot Floppy.

Yes, I'm bored as fsck.

Looks like your missing one thing.........

A life :rolleyes:

Barry Aldwell · 19-12-2003 05:39PM

Actually, what he's missing is a copy of Knoppix. Which he is supposed to give to me. HINT HINT

The Beer Baron · 19-12-2003 06:55PM

money (never enuff)
keys
loads of pieces of paper with ideas and crap written on it, phone numbers,
email addresses, and...who the hell is...?
Torn up beermat, more silly drawings and lines written thereon.
My knife.
My pen.
My phone.
2 paracetemols.
4 loose rennie rapeezes.
3 teabags.
a thing to tie up my hair.
my fluff collection.

...oops forgot me zippo

oeNeo · 19-12-2003 07:37PM

a rocket

Barry Aldwell · 19-12-2003 11:27PM

Originally posted by oeNeo
a rocket

"Smithers, there appears to be a rocket in my pocket"
"Yes sir, I gathered"

Ancient1 · 20-12-2003 12:12AM

well, this thread is so ridiculous i feel compelled to reply:D

Jeans:
Left - keys
Right - coins, lighter
Back left - hanky (yes, a hanky! - stop laughin in the back there!:D )
Back right - wallet

Jacket:
Left - fresh pack of marlboro's, useless bits of paper, notepad (in case i have an idea, which then turns into a useless bit of paper)
Right - walkman, mobile

Backpack:
a book, the irish times, mobile charger, pack of envelopes robbed from work and an umbrella.

Faust · 20-12-2003 02:21AM

I have all of you guys' senses of self respects which you seem to have lost

Spawn · 20-12-2003 09:18PM

Nokia 7250i in left pocket

€27.40 in right pocket

Spawn · 20-12-2003 09:19PM

Originally posted by Ancient1
Backpack:
a book, the irish times, mobile charger, pack of envelopes robbed from work and an umbrella.

You thinking of doing a runner

Ancient1 · 21-12-2003 03:19AM

looks mighty suspicious, doesnt it?

rte reports: the suspect fled the country after seven envelopes were reported missing from his office

feylya · 21-12-2003 04:06AM

Right Pocket: Wallet
Remnants of a night out with twins
Mint Chewing Gum
Keys

Left Pocket: Phone
Tissue
Cherry Airwaves

Right Rear Pocket: Various Guitar Picks

Left Rear Pocket: The Top of a Mars drink

Lump · 21-12-2003 01:00PM

Back Right Pocket: Wallet containing, One Argos Store Card Limit £400 One Lotto Slip from last night, One free pass to the Hangover Ball in Time: which apparently is in Naas,One Adult Return train ticket Dublin to Kilkenny, used on the outgoing journey only, One AIB banklink card, One Royal Bank of Scotland Pass/Switch Card, One UK Vodaphone E-topup card, One Virgin Discount Card, One Lodgement slip for 800 Euro, 4 1st class stamps, 4 Airmail stickers, One Ebs bank card, One Meteor E-topup card, Two Cumbria Institute of the Arts ID cards (both Mine), One Cumbria Library card, One Bank of Ireland Pass card, One Credit Union Pass Card, One NUS Card, One Statoil Premium Club Card, One Social Services card, One Card for Donal's ready to go taxi, One card for "Grab a Cab", Card for Mark Collins (Dj), Two Cards for Uisce Beatha (Band), Card for an Internet cafe in Malaga, Card For Glass Eye productions, Card for my Physiotherapist, Card for a Graphic Design company (Ashton &Daley), Card for my Doctor (Dr Joseph Sweeney), Card for the Stanwix Theatre Carlisle, Card for "The Lemon Lounge" Carlisle, Car for Pat Manogue Taxi, Card for "The New Jade Garden" Carlisle, Card for "Casa Romana" Carlisle, One Pay Slip from Ard Services Ltd, and last but not least 5 Euro.

Back Left Pocket: Nothing

Left Trouser Pocket: Nokia 3650

Right Trouser Pocket: 6.20 Euro and the keys to my House and the Keys to Statoil.

John....

P.S. I'm trying to avoid starting my college work hence the long post.

DEmeant0r · 21-12-2003 02:46PM

Right: Wallet with a few euros, and a Sharp Gx10. Left: keys

Mad Mike · 21-12-2003 03:01PM

Fluff.

And nothing else.

Heres a challenge: In which classic computer game did pocket fluff play a vital role?

oeNeo · 21-12-2003 03:14PM

OrangeRhino you sad bastard.

Lump · 21-12-2003 05:09PM

Are you not equally sad for knowing..... or are you pulling the I googled it just so I could abuse him card?

John

Mad Mike · 21-12-2003 09:50PM

Originally posted by Lump
Are you not equally sad for knowing..... or are you pulling the I googled it just so I could abuse him card?

John

Unless I am very much mistaken OrangeRhino is not the answer to my question - I think he is referring to a previous poster. The question remains: In what classic computer game does pocket fluff pay a pivotal role?

byte · 22-12-2003 12:07AM

20 cigarettes & lighter
A sh!tty Nokia 3510
Some airgead
Workvan/Car/House keys
Wallet (a maxed Mastercard, Banklink card for empty account, equally useless Chequecard, RSI card (or whatever it's called nowadays), some notes and receipts)

vibe666 · 22-12-2003 07:59PM

Originally posted by Mad Mike
The question remains: In what classic computer game does pocket fluff pay a pivotal role?

toejam & earl?

it's the only one i can think of stupid enough to have something like that in it.

maybe earthworm jim.

dunno, just guessing.

has anyone noticed how much atention this thread has gathered considering how pointless it is?

edit:

Originally posted by feylya
Remnants of a night out with twins

twins? please elaborate:D

unless of course it's your kids or something boring and/or innocent. :rolleyes:

Victor · 22-12-2003 10:13PM

Wallet, phone, keys (on clip chain to belt loop). What else does one need?

Mad Mike · 22-12-2003 10:50PM

Originally posted by vibe666
toejam & earl?

it's the only one i can think of stupid enough to have something like that in it.

Good guess but no.

amp · 23-12-2003 11:20AM

Originally posted by Mad Mike
Good guess but no.

HHGTG. I win.

feylya · 23-12-2003 11:54AM

Originally posted by vibe666
edit:
twins? please elaborate:D

unless of course it's your kids or something boring and/or innocent. :rolleyes:

No, no relation, 18 year olds ladies and I will say no more

coldenmean · 23-12-2003 12:23PM

ok... girl here, let me have a peek in mah bag...
phone
keys
lighter
till receipts
name badge
train ticket
cigarette box
batteries
cassette tape (yes they are still in use)
wallet
tissues
6 pens and pencils
5 badges
walkman
bus timetable book
sketch book
bizarre mag
tub of seven seas vits
hair dye
travel toothbrush kit
colouring pencils
face wipes
flipcover notebook
gig ticket
deoderant
story on sheets of paper i meant to give back to my mate...
oh, another biro...

but i really think utility_ said it best with...

Originally posted by utility_
a load of drugs and a load of money. It's a nice combination

less really is more... heheh :cool:

Lump · 23-12-2003 07:24PM

Why have women got such a problem with blokes looking in their bags? I've only managed to have a look in about three different bags owned by three different females.

I just don't know.

John

Mad Mike · 23-12-2003 08:05PM

Originally posted by amp
HHGTG. I win.

Congratulations we have a winner.

Your unique prize: A limited edition matching set of fluff containing one piece belly button fluff, one piece toe fluff, one piece pocket fluff and one piece wardrobe fluff all in a matching display case.

What's in your pockets?

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