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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Misteltoe :rolleyes: , but no one saw it because he/she lost the base of his/hr back in a fight involving....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭kopijack


    Egg Nog mixed with.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    heroin. Which was fed to his/her granny, who then when on a rampage throwing.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    ...up over L4 who was so grateful for the attention that he...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    set fire to Mr Nuked and rolled him down a big hill where he rolled under a truck and was carried a mile to....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    that big truck place at the bottom of the hill where he had just ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    been set on fire with flammable chocolate. Then suddenly...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    BAM!!

    L4 got a public apolgy for being banned for a week from afterhours because everybody misses..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭Beëlzebooze


    muppets like they miss holes in their head, but then.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    but then L4 was re banned for thinking he deserved an apology..... this in turn led to a nation wide strike and refusal to post on boards...... therefor boards.ie was closed for temporary reasons and devore became depressed and decided to organise a mass suicide...... this led to a......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    mass holacaust of boards.ie user's to take place on the 27th of September,but was discovered by the moderator's and then everyone proceded to........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    be banned. Later these pale bleary eyed people took their first tentative steps outside...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    into the real world.. only to discover it had been taken over by a race of machines...their response to this was..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    bugger. But in the Spirit of Christmas the machines simply...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    stomped them into pulp. Then robbed their PCs because...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    they found out that the PCs had been used to create a new life form, sort of a cross between...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    santa and......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭L4


    Jeesus. And Robotic monsters in turn used the Santajaysus's to do chores much like the Humanoids had used Robots to do chores, but the thing is.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    that this was all just a messed up dream of some person who spent to long looking at overly long and sensely ridiculous threads.....and of course those "and Then" threads... but aside from that....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    All the 'And then' posters continued posting. And then DeVore and the Admins decided that because it was Christmas.

    Everyone deserved a Prezzie. So they let everyone out of Prison, but for how long ?.. and what would those who were not in Prison get ?...And then....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    the And Then thread was given a bit of a kick start instead of being asked Q's causing........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    a bright star to appear in the east. Everyone was confused by this new star so they went to see the wise man who...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    was exeedingly befuddled....he suggested they should sacrifice.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭the raven


    ten thousand jelly beans to satan, er, or santa. so when santa heard all this malarky he...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Threw up all over Rudolph, blinding him. This put the Christmas prezzie deliveries in jeopardy. And then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Prancer stepped to the fore leading the sleigh threw the foggy sky to deliver all the presents,santa was so happy he..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    promised to take him to....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    disneyland, home of


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    the almighty.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Mammon, the money-grabbing monster. He is responsible for causing all the worlds debts and the suicide of millions !. And then....


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