Donald Trump the Megathread part II - Mod Warning updated in OP 12/2/26

Texting someone who is not your wife - unacceptable

Having sex with a porn star while your third wife was at home with your newborn baby, sexually assaulting a woman and then defaming her, saying that you grab women by the pussy, being friends with and protecting people who raped women - acceptable

everyone in the room knows he is talking utter shite, but everyone has to go along with this make believe nonsense, it’s like some bizarre form of improvisational theatre. I pray someone just calls him out “quit your shite talk old man, your nothing but lies and grievances, nobody believes you and you stink of faeces and death” but instead they let him call everybody fake news and talk about how great he is.
he is looking pale and frail and speaks with a weak voice. It will all soon be over regardless.

While signing that agreement clearly using the trademark signature seen on the epstein birthday card

Jd to do the show in Geneva dt running away from his failure as he always does.

Cuba next week...

The MAGA people will buy anything he's selling. More to the point, what are the US media saying? Are they calling this out for the shitshow it is? Some of them are likely to be afraid to do so.

Setting up Vance as the fall guy

Peter Doocy: “A wise man once said, in January 2020: ‘Iran has never won a war, but has never lost a negotiation.’”

President Trump: “Who said that?”

Reporter: “Donald Trump.”

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Possibly apocryphal but I have heard it said that the most googled term the day after the Brexit vote was "What is Brexit". I imagine it's like the turkeys who voted to leave the turkey sanctuary then googling "Who is Bernard Matthews?".

My point is the MAGA who do follow the news, only follow the stations with the positive spin. Bigliest deal ever!

I'm sure even Vance remembers that.

Precisely correct.

His face gives truth to the axiom that the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed!

My understanding is that Israel has been trying to get America involved in a military conflict with Iran for decades but no previous president was stupid enough to do so

Trump doesn't understand that the real world isn't a game where you can get to restart if you fuck things up because he's someone that's failed upwards all of his life due to having a great start handed to him in terms of wealth. He's always had people around to clean up his messes and to ease his path for him.

People like him just don't live in the real world and, pretty much anyone with even half an eye on middle eastern affairs, would have told you that attacking Iran (at the behest of a psychopathic loon like Netanyahu) was a really, really, bad idea.

Now Trump just thinks he can sign some document and the whole thing will just go away, like he thinks he's made all the other past fuck up's he's done go away.

But they really haven't gone away.

Pretty much.

However, every American President also wishes to keep Israel sweet, because they're a useful wild animal to let loose should the US really want to kick things off over there in the future when cheap oil really is winding down.

Every American President has wanted to knock Iran out of the game, but that would take a long war, a lot of money and many US lives to do. We've seen over the past several months just how costly a short war with Iran is, so imagine an Vietnam-style drawn out conflict over there.

But, as you say, they haven't been stupid enough to drag their nation into such a war.

Now along comes Trump, who isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, and Netanyahu convinces him on the back of barefaced lies that war with Iran is a good idea and they're ready to fold. I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was Netanyahu who convinced Trump to tear up the JCPOA too.

Netanyahu, himself, is probably in sheer disbelief at how unbelievably gullible Trump is.