Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Eurovision Song Contest 2026

1414244464773

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,635 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Norway had a bit to say about Boy George



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭delboy85


    The male presenter was truly awful. And the less said about the Austria -v- Australia skit the better.

    Thought the show in general was poor. It just highlights what a good job the BBC did a few years ago in Liverpool.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,361 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    Smaller countries don't have the budget or resources for mega shows. Actually I think the organisers were encouraging hosts the last couple of years to tone it down and cheapen it up because it was getting absurdly expensive.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    The brits complain nobody votes for them and then turn around and send a complete clownshow like their entry this year.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭supereurope


    For their own safety, I hope none of those "boys at the bar sipping cool champagne" went home with George.



  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭Arseboxing


    I hope Israel win the contest with maximum points in the public vote just to show up yet again what a sham the contest is and what a dirty, vile, desperate, needy fascist genocidal cesspit Israel is.

    They'd probably host it next year in a newly built colony in the West Bank which is currently a Palestinian town, have the IDF dancing with machine guns as the interval act, and all the "comedy" parts in the presentation would be about raping Palestinian hostages and laughing at genocide.



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,898 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Well it reminds me of a gag from the Airplane movie where a passenger asks for something short to read and the flight attendant hands her a small leaflet called “Great Jewish Sports Stars”. As a country Israel isn’t really good at much in common with most on the world stage. They are however moderately successful at Eurovision and go a bit over the top then if they do win.

    Last time they held it they were so stuck for cultural interval acts they decided to put on Madonna as the interval show. It’s nuts really because I’d consider Eurovision in maybe a third tier of great world events. Tier 1 is stuff like the Olympics and I’d struggle to name another in that level. Tier 2 would be Soccer world cups and golf majors. Tier 3 then is stuff like Eurovision, Europe championships etc. For the last Olympics Paris wheeled out Lady GaGa and put Celine Dion on top of the Eiffel Tower for the opening ceremony. The UK also threw the sink in for the opening ceremony in the 2012 Olympics. In all cases though they equally promoted the culture of their respective countries and the big name acts felt appropriate to the scale of the event.

    With Israel, throwing in Madonna felt too over the top like trying way too hard to be cool. Madonna is one of the small group of artists who are proper mega A listers. She didn’t belong at Eurovision. Arguably it overshadowed the rest of the show. Can I remember any Israeli culture from that night? Honestly No. Musically the most prominent Israeli artist I can name off the top of my head is Ofra Haza, a one hit wonder from the 80s here at least but it was a great song.

    Unfortunately now Israel just looks like a country trying way too hard at the one cultural thing they seem to be good at. Israeli culture seems to be about land grabbing, razed towns, greed, ruined lives, death and extreme hate. Perhaps if they spent more time and money developing their own culture they wouldn’t need superstar interval acts and the world would be a kinder place.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,204 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Anybody else feel last night’s show was a little…flat?

    Michael Ostrowski is no Hazel Brugger, and that ‘Austria vs Australia’ song was nowhere near in the same league as ‘Made In Switzerland’. And the quiz between the commentators was something that RTE would have on the Eurosong speical to kill time with a ‘bunch of bozos’. 😁

    I think because last year was SO good, it was always going to pale in comparison.



  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    It felt extremely flat to me too. Given the small field there was very little jeopardy about who'd qualify, we essentially knew who 8 or 9 of them would be. And then all the fluff trying to fill time was just awful, that Austria-Australia song was absolutely horrific. Among the worst things I've seen on the Eurovision stage.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭RoTelly


    RTÉ to repeat Father Ted, in other news, the Sky is Blue.

    ______

    In the end they were just greedy, they all knew one another and knew what to expect more money for no return, it was a secure cash flow, but in fairness they looked for what they wanted and fair dues to them for that, and wouldn't you be doing the same!

    Just one more thing .... when did they return that car

    Yesterday



  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 334 ✭✭Mo Ghile Mear


    I watched most of it on YouTube, my favourite was Greece, a lot of the rest were meh.

    The presenters and the filler around the whole thing gets more painful every year. It’s gone so I mute the tv in between songs.
    Would be great if a winning country would just cut the crap and start a new trend of classy, non-cringe presentation.

    (Much like ireland did, back in the day!)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,448 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Will we be sending Dustin the Turkey to Tel Aviv in 2017?

    🙈🙉🙊



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,204 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Anybody else think Ostrowski was wearing that outfit as part of a comedy sketch?

    It was only near the end that I realised, no he CHOSE to wear that! 😲😁



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,448 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    If they threatened a marathon of killinascully it would have been far more effective.

    🙈🙉🙊



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,204 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    I think the biggest surprises were Belgium and Lithuania getting through. There was even talk at one point on social media that Sweden wouldn’t qualify, due to Felicia’s shaky vocals! 😲



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,633 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    What until you see the quiz with Rylan and Angela on Thursday :)
    Will be a good test of Rylan's claimed EV knowledge.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭RoTelly


    How about Reeling In the Years 1970, 1971, 1980, 1981, 1987, 1988, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996 and 1997 ?

    ______

    In the end they were just greedy, they all knew one another and knew what to expect more money for no return, it was a secure cash flow, but in fairness they looked for what they wanted and fair dues to them for that, and wouldn't you be doing the same!

    Just one more thing .... when did they return that car

    Yesterday



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,594 ✭✭✭corkie


    Isn't UK in the 'big 5' that automatically qualify for the final anyway, and yes they will probably show their entry on Thursday night anyway?

    Yes, the UK is one of the 'Big Five' countries that automatically qualify for the Eurovision final. This group also includes France, Germany, Italy, and Spain, allowing them to bypass the semi-finals.

    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." ~ George Santayana
    "But that's balanced out by the fact that it's a mandate not to do very much." ~ Prof. Eoin O'Malley



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,204 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    I've already got the popcorn…outside of ‘Fuego’, Rylan is screwed!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭Migdal_Or


    After watching the performances last night, I think they deserved to get through. San Marino, Georgia and Estonia should have no complaints. Woeful stuff from them.



  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭Red Silurian


    2027? I think if we threaten to send any act it should be kneecap



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭supereurope


    From what I'm reading on BlueSky, the show has been universally panned and I haven't read one even moderately positive review. The word "cheap" has come up quite a bit. ORF is a relatively small broadcaster, which only staged the show 11 years ago, so must be quite a drain to have to do it again so soon (we were lucky Eurovision was only a one-night show in the 90s.) Someone also mentioned how their Winter Olympics coverage is superb, and with 2026 being a Winter Olympic year, perhaps that's where all the money went.

    The Austria-Australia bit was apparently booed in the arena, that's how awful it was…again, pretty much everyone seems to agree it was the worst interval act in a very long time. If the star of the show is a non-qualifier from the previous year, it's not a good start.

    Someone posted this to BlueSky, apparently from the Italian postcard. Please tell me this is fake and these are not the real postcards? They look exactly like the dreadful 2022 postcards, but RAI can be slightly forgiven for those because we were still in COVID conditions. ORF have no excuses.

    Screenshot 2026-05-13 at 12.10.27.png

    Finally, a few people have pointed out in the "fan videos" section that filled one of the ad breaks, one of the "fans" says word for word one of Martin Green's soundbites about “Eurovision showing the world as it could be." That's actually fairly concerning.



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,898 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Does tge host country food the entire bill? I thought it had changed somewhere along the line that the EBU fronts much of the cost but the host obviously contributes as well. Correct me if I’m wrong. I may be confusing this with Olympic coverage. Certainly I think the EBU by now should be footing a large proportion of the bill. It’s their show after all and they’ve taken the branding away from the national broadcaster now. I used to love that the Eurovision presentation logo and graphic style were different each year according to what each broadcaster bright to the party. Now it’s a bit homogenous really.

    I can well see why ORF put the money into the Olympics. Automatically they’re hydrated a higher as it d I ed bye and the event cares much less baggage. ORF also broadcast a New Year’s Day concert and summer concert each year which I enjoy and are of very high quality.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭RoTelly


    Yeah changed after RTÉ had caused to become the mammoth that it has become 😂

    ______

    In the end they were just greedy, they all knew one another and knew what to expect more money for no return, it was a secure cash flow, but in fairness they looked for what they wanted and fair dues to them for that, and wouldn't you be doing the same!

    Just one more thing .... when did they return that car

    Yesterday



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭supereurope


    The last year that the host country was 100% responsible for the costs of hosting was 1975. Since then, all participating countries must pay a share every year, and of course, since the mid-80s, the EBU have been far more liberal about sponsorship (remember all those Ryanair planes in 1988?) I'm guessing ORF still tried to keep their costs as low as possible, but I'm sure that Spain's money is much-missed. The EBU mustn't have sold enough 40 euro socks on their website to make up the shortfall.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,204 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Just listened back to BBC Radio Two’s coverage of last night with Sara Cox.

    A few things struck me…

    The absolute lack of chemistry between Victoria and Michael - an almost eerie lack of banter, as if they’d only met for the first time about ten minutes before showtime.

    The protester was more audible, shouting ‘Stop, Stop The Genocide’, ‘Free, Free Palestine’ and ‘That Austria/Australia song was sh1te’.

    The postcards which made the artists look as if they were re-enacting the Jacksons video for ‘Can You Feel It’, but with less of a budget.

    No presenter went from country-to-country in the Green Room for a quick chat. Needs more Erika Vikman and/or cheese fondue.

    And finally, they seemed to have gotten rid of the results section from last year where they would show two or three artists at a time onscreen, then whittling them down.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,006 ✭✭✭✭Strazdas


    One wonders if the Israeli related boycott affected this year's Contest much more than anyone has admitted? Most commentators think last night's semi looked really cheap and low budget - it may be that the funds simply weren't there and they could only find tenth rate guest acts like Vicky Leandros (who appears to be a hardcore Zionist incidentally).

    General consensus appears to be that it was the worst live show in many a year, perhaps decades.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭supereurope


    "General consensus appears to be that it was the worst live show in many a year, perhaps decades." 2022 was widely considered the worst production of the decade so far…but looking at BlueSky today, it seems it's "Come back RAI, all is forgiven." I've seen a few comments that the presenters are the worst since the 2009 semi-finals presenters, and they were awful.

    The boycott has impacted the 2026 contest in every way. There's not as much money so the show looks cheaper, singers and songwriters were reluctant to enter their country's national finals so most countries have sent second-rate performers and songs, and while Austria is pro-Israel, I'm sure many of its media personalities were savvy enough to know they didn't want to be the ones declaring "The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 in Israel!" and weren't interested in hosting, hence we also have second-rate presenters.

    I'm tempted to have a look at it on YouTube, just to see if it was as bad as everyone is saying.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭supereurope


    And from what I'm hearing, Vicky Leandros didn't even bother to sing and it was very obvious lip-syncing.



  • Advertisement
  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,898 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Well the Dutch and Spain pulling out are two heavy hitters in the competition usually. Spain from a monetary perspective and I’m sure they also bring the wider Spanish speaking world as a benefit of sorts and the Netherlands are a strong contestant. You can’t discount us either as we are part of the Eurovision royalty with our track record in the competition though that seems to be getting sidelined as times move on and we aren’t helping ourselves in maintaining our level of success either but that’s a discussion for another day. 5 countries pulling away is a fairly big chink and you’d have to think that of the remaining countries, many are probably just in it to not rock the boat but hardly putting their best foot forward either. Indeed given the inevitable headache each year now created by one competitor’s antics inside and outside the show itself you’d wonder how many countries still participating seriously want to win and have to host next year.



Advertisement
Advertisement