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  • #1082
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    where those men 'in the know' were all eagerly waiting to be "eaten" , but then.....


  • #1083
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    they got eaten...


  • #1084
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    by giant hairy dogs, not goats, found in...


  • #1085
    AdMMM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    ... a small country called Iraq where...


  • #1086
    Sterile Fish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭Sterile Fish


    george bush junior carved a turkey and had 'thanksgiving' dinner with the hussein family, only to realise that


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  • #1087
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Osama wasnt there, he was gone


  • #1088
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    shooting in disguise! Anyway when Jesus gotta a word of this he Roared Mightily:


  • #1089
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    my name is Arnie and I am a nepalese goat who...


  • #1090
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    is going to America. Where I am going to become a film star, marry one of the [Camelot] Kennedy clan, become Governor of California, learn to speak yankie english. And then....


  • #1091
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    tell bill gates what he really thinks of him... but when he arives at bill's 1 billion mansion he suddenly finds out with absoloute amazement and horror.....


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  • #1092
    CyberGhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,580 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    ... that bill and bush are having sex, Arnie takes out his shotgun...


  • #1093
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    and with a snap of the rist loads the shotgun with one hand in a stylish cool manner and shouts "as ta la vista baby".......


  • #1094
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    at which...


  • #1095
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    he lets of a blast of the shotgun but out of no where bugs bunny gets caught in the cross fire.... arnie then says oh SHI*T. he stands there over the bodies of bill, bush and bugs and thinks......


  • #1096
    CyberGhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,580 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    man this is not enough, i want to shot some more!...


  • #1097
    Sterile Fish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭Sterile Fish


    maybe i should learn to spell my catch phrase and i would be able to kill some more people 'hasta la vista baby' then he pulls out his extraordinarily large...


  • #1098
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    make-up mirror, to check his fake tan, and then jumps into his helicopter shouting "I'll be back" as President, but will he ?....


  • #1099
    CyberGhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,580 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    be the same Arnold or the politicionized pr*ck? only time will tell, meanwhile at blair's house....


  • #1100
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    nothing much was happening.....but meanwhile in Californ-I-A...


  • #1101
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Arnies arh nemisis...


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  • #1102
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Judas Escariot! who...


  • #1103
    popinfresh
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 729 ✭✭✭popinfresh


    ..was in a sticky situation because his...


  • #1104
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    ...rear end had sprung a leak, and he was in danger of slip sliding away. Until suddenly.....


  • #1105
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    George Bush got a bright idea...


  • #1106
    Civilian_Target
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    involving making faces like a chimpanzee and...


  • #1107
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    Dancing around to get attention...It all went horribly wrong though, when....


  • #1108
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,785 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    this came to the attention of the nepalese goats who...


  • #1109
    Big Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,099 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    they said BIG Ears has just read the whole thread and whoever posts after him is Gay.


  • #1110
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    of course nepalese goats are not so imature and downright stupid to say such things-bigears was then shot by the LNA and buried in.......


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  • #1111
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    the Oval office as a gesture to all 'closet' gays in the universe. And then the President shouted ....


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