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Chuck Norris has died.

  • 20-03-2026 03:46PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,291 ✭✭✭✭


    The legend has died. Rip.

    Famous martial artist. Famous actor and of course in recent times, the Famous memes.

    "Everytime the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris".

    https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2026/0320/1564390-chuck-norris/

    If you haven't seen many of his movies do check them out. Sadly rip. A good age. But still.



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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭Cluedo Monopoly


    I just saw that. I didn't think it possible.

    Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

    RIP.

    What are they doing in the Hyacinth house?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭CreadanLady


    Yeah. He died this morning.

    But he's alright now.

    The MFV Creadan Lady is a mussel dredger from Dunmore East.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭Migdal_Or


    One of a kind.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭poisonated


    May he RIP. 86 is a good run though.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,395 ✭✭✭✭The Nal


    Chuck Norris doesnt need Google maps. He decides where he is.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,764 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Very sad. Always looked young too. I didn't realise he was as old as that.

    EVENFLOW



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭Tweeter


    Chuck Norris can divide by zero



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,236 ✭✭✭wassie


    86 turned Chuck Norris this year.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,479 ✭✭✭Cordell


    He will be back in three days, and it's not the first time either.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,706 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Chuck Norris is still alive, it's actually all the rest of us who have died.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,324 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Considering the way the world has gotten I would actually believe that.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,346 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    He's the reason I wear black . Because only good guys wear black . RIP



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    The reaction over on Reddit is more varied than I had expected. I only ever saw an episode or two of Walker, Texas Ranger. I knew the jokes from the glory days of early 2000s Internet (and probably lost a few friends along the way from telling too many Chuck Norris facts too often!) but hadn't been aware of just how vociferous the man was in his conservative politics. One of those guys, I guess, whose work and skill must be admired but whose opinions I probably would have hated. 😬



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,479 ✭✭✭Cordell


    but hadn't been aware of just how vociferous the man was in his conservative politics

    Chuck Norris can turn a blue haired butch lesbian into a good looking traditional wife.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,057 ✭✭✭thomil


    That's why I hold true to belief that the world actually ended in 2012. We're just too bloody hungover to notice…

    Good luck trying to figure me out. I haven't managed that myself yet!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    I heard that he's carrying his own coffin at the funeral…



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,593 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    pity the person who has to tell him.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,636 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    CHUCK is on a secret assignment to HELL to kill the Ayatollah again. DON'T FCUK WITH TEXAS!!!

    RIP to an absolute hero



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 304 ✭✭Mother Shaboobu


    I love the memes but his views seemed awful. Extra marital affair resulting in a daughter - but he was a "Christian". Straight out of the Pete Hegseth handbook.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭deandean


    Sure Chuck Norris is immortal. This news must be wrong.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭adaminho


    Bruce Lee has been reincarnated as heaven is no longer safe!



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,291 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    F**k Reddit and I say that as a person that looks there.

    If you're a Republican you are a nazi. If you are a Democrat you are a nazi.

    Chuck was the man.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,324 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    You wouldn't have said that when he was still alive.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    My Favourite was always that Chuck Norris rejects the table of the elements as he only recognises the element of surprise.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,368 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut. Now we have giraffes.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Chuck Norris killed himself with a reverse roundhouse kick to the face.



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Chuck Norris is just a dead actor.

    It's not like he's going to come around and slam my face into my keyb908asdfa98o7023 w…



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,128 ✭✭✭Homelander


    I was surprised at work yesterday, two of my co-workers were asking "Who's Chuck Norris?" Both in their 50's.

    Don't get me wrong I can understand not being familiar with his work, but to actually have never heard of him seems slightly odd to me.



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