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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,322 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    It's an awful pity that match is not happening on April 2nd in Prague, because 2nd of April is Zeleny Ctvtek, Green Tursday, in Czechia where they commonly dye the beer green.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Scream is Co Meath?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,804 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Dribble

    Dribble

    Dribble

    Dribble

    On Liveline



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Engineer eh ? Sure whip up something dere. Aqueducts have been about for over 4000 years now etc



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Kevin told to ring Joe to get the water fixed :-)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    I suspect Joe's water is just fine if it makes de caller feel any better



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Emmm......what else do you want dem to do caller ?

    C'mon chief, you're an engineer



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Caller's engineering logic is too much for Kieran to handle.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,804 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    The leaks from the Cabinet stopped once Leo walked away from the mess with his tail between his legs.

    Maybe get onto him, whereever he is now



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    17731523466841543649570429913322.jpg

    County council's solution



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Too many houses built... Kieran doing into a danger area.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,028 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    "Water, water, every where,

    And all the boards did shrink;

    Water, water, every where,

    Nor any drop to drink."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,437 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Kieran accidentally stumbled accross the answer to these problems.

    Too many houses built in the area. When de lads do get refused the planning permission.... they go to the local TD... and get it sorted.

    Eventually the infrastructure can't cope and breaks down.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    What's your dog's name ?

    What else do you talk about with him ?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    What colour is the dog?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,028 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Caller: "It would be a massive expense to get a softener."

    https://www.tesco.ie/groceries/en-IE/search?query=Softener+&inputType=free+text

    Problem solved. 😉



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Caller would you not have set the dog on the young lad?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Dat's Advanced Knick Knacks missus.

    Differs from standard through de use of feet



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,804 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Young fella kicks a door.

    Makes for discussion on prime time radio.

    Strange this gets on when they never covered the issue that was top of the agenda for the electorate the last few years.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,804 ✭✭✭✭BPKS




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭tampopo




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Lack of punishment for Gurrier is the real issue. Lugs would have given the young lad a good clatter around his head. Problem solved with no time lost pushing paperwork.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,804 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    We used to run up the avenue and knock on the door until Papa came out and it was tremendous fun.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Wait till dey start doing de Grand National through your front garden

    Or de Advanced version through de back gardens of you and your neighbours



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,437 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    "Knick knacking" ...... careful there Kieran!!!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    To be fair, Knick Knacks are quite daring in dis day of ring cameras and whatnot

    It's almost commendable.......



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    14:45

    Just time to slip in some Trump bashin



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,437 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    The solution to knick knacking....

    1000061010.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Nice place to get stuck. Not as frightening as friends who got escorted out of Dubai with 4 fighter jets.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,690 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Bali weddings

    It's like de Celtic Tiger never got shot dead



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