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Even more adverts you despise

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  • #12842
    Bogey Lowenstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    I'm a Celeb with their gross ad. Not what you want to see while eating.



  • #12843
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123974959#Comment_123974959

    It's absolutely disgusting 🤮🤮



  • #12844
    BP_RS3813
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 839 ✭✭✭BP_RS3813


    Pepto bismol - I hope the cnuts acting it get Diarrhea

    Voxi mobile - your one with 2 brains in jars talking about unlimited social media/Youtube shorts and pulling off a leotard.

    Mullers corner - both the one with your teacher in the classroom worrying about what the kids will think if she licks the lid and the 'lets get ready to crumble' one.

    Why is she eating her lunch in the classroom with them? Isn't there lunch rooms/mini canteens in most primary schools nowaday?

    The lets get ready to crumble makes me want to f*ck the yogurt at the wall.



  • #12845
    deezell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,233 ✭✭✭deezell


    Miriam O"Callaghan touting her new book (just in time for Xmas) in the RTE guide. It's about... herself. In the intro line to the article/interview/free giant ad, she states she had an eating disorder and a horrible annus. No doubt caused by the eating disorder. She poured her heart into it though, and it gushed back out (through the annus?) in the book form of yet another celebrity stocking filler full of.. I don't know. I just read the headline of the online piece, then jogged on. You can read the article yourself, or buy the book, read it with clean gloves then give it as a gift to someone you'd forgotten to buy a present for. I love Xmas!



  • #12846
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,154 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    I don't despise this one, but is the pub in Cork that Roy Keane has to go to to watch the match (I don't know what the ad is for) a real place? If it is it's a great idea by the owners.



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  • #12847
    jacool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,105 ✭✭✭jacool


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123961267#Comment_123961267

    Maybe he's a collie? (Gets coat of person who made ad, and my own!)



  • #12848
    The Continental Op
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,113 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123977883#Comment_123977883

    Well done I missed the obvious!

    Wake me up when it's all over.



  • #12849
    Acosta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭Acosta


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123977831#Comment_123977831

    Ya. The Corner Flag pub. The outdoor beer garden is behind one of the the corner flags at Turners Cross stadium.

    As someone from Cork, I think it's cringe overload. It's Corkisms on speed. It's like a bloody cartoon.



  • #12850
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,154 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123981533#Comment_123981533

    🤣. Good thinking by the owner though. I'd rather be in a beer garden than the stands.



  • #12851
    deezell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,233 ✭✭✭deezell


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123981533#Comment_123981533

    Well at least no-one says 'yerra, boy' .



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  • #12852
    Gen.Zhukov
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,161 ✭✭✭Gen.Zhukov


    Every time this tosser comes on my tv, I add another month to my 'not buying from this company list' - As it stands now, I won't be buying from IKEA until sometime after Oct 2028

    IKEA tosser.jpg

    Well done ad agency - You've nailed it



  • #12853
    Acosta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭Acosta


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123981570#Comment_123981570

    Welcome to my crib, lol. The early 00's called, looking for it's reference back.



  • #12854
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123982169#Comment_123982169

    ... and he lives in a semi D that looks like it was built in the 1970's.



  • #12855
    pnott
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭pnott


    I have seen everything now! Simplicity Cremations have an ad on UK channels that features a folk man & woman singing a ballad about how simplicity cremations is the best way to go! 🤪



  • #12856
    deezell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,233 ✭✭✭deezell


    Speaking of senior citizens, I've just had a Facebook email asking me to join a group called 'Old Tools'. Oh thats lovely now, that is.



  • #12857
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,173 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123983084#Comment_123983084

    yeah its dire isnt it … the lengths these companies go to



  • #12858
    Bogey Lowenstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    Lotto ad with the group of scouse girls walking down the street and the big hand comes down and fingers one of them.

    The scriptwriter for this one, did he suffer a serious brain injury prior to writing it I wonder?



  • #12859
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,634 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    I listen to CNN on my phone before I go to sleep. The ads are a mix of Ireland focused and American. I actually find the American ones funny especially the ones for medication because they have to list the possible side effects. There's one that can cause sleepiness and insomnia.

    The Irish one thats seriously me annoying me is for cervical cancer screening.

    It starts with a woman addressing her friends as caillini(something I'm sure no-one actually does) and telling them how easy it is to register for cancer screening. Another one chimes in saying she just did it and it takes five minutes, and then theres "Oh my god! Thats so great!"

    Its irritating.



  • #12860
    deezell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,233 ✭✭✭deezell


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123984181#Comment_123984181

    It's an ad for wimmin, not men. Sure, someone has to to say OMG at some stage. Sure, y'know yerself. (That line is good in an ad for men. Real men. With Wellingtons)



  • #12861
    glenfieldman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,019 ✭✭✭glenfieldman


    The ad for Goal, why is Colin Lee sound like he is using a CB radio from the 1980’s

    With all the money we have donated he should have a better connection



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  • #12862
    scotchy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,243 ✭✭✭scotchy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123983084#Comment_123983084

    Oh my god. Just seen this. That is the most cringy ad I've ever seen😲

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



  • #12863
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    God that Amazon Ad is hideous your ones voice is puke inducing... No-one in Ireland has a larder.



  • #12864
    Andy From Sligo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,173 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123988238#Comment_123988238

    its dire!



  • #12865
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,634 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123988037#Comment_123988037

    There's two things that annoy me about that ad. The first is, I was watching sky news one day amid reports that Israeli troops were not letting aid into Gaza and then there was an ad for Goal saying they are on the ground in Gaza providing aid…. but according to Sky a minute earlier, the aid was not getting in.

    The other is as you said it sounds like he's on a walkie talkie, when it was probably recorded in an office in Dublin. Ive heard people being interviewed on various radio stations who were on the ground in Gaza and managed a decent connection.



  • #12866
    blackbox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,415 ✭✭✭blackbox


    The uk ads that go on for ages to get you to donate £3 a month for starving kids or injured dogs or imprisoned bears

    I can't help thinking that more money from the donations is spent on the ads rather than to do any good deeds.



  • #12867
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,898 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Sitting here when I became aware of my two most hated ads playing in the background:

    Bank of Arland, "you could make a lot of money doin dat" eff off and get your fork out of my lunch.

    Laya guy with a potentially terminal swollen ankle. Probably twisted it playing snap.

    Yep, despise is the right word.



  • #12868
    Bogey Lowenstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    The three old dames going down the hill on sleds. Very uncanny valley vibe throughout, AI I think.



  • #12869
    DJIMI TRARORE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,980 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123984055#Comment_123984055

    It'd be nothing new for scouse girls to get fingered walking down a street



  • #12870
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,361 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123990981#Comment_123990981

    Normal for Newcastle too.



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  • #12871
    RoTelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,190 ✭✭✭RoTelly


    tesco whoosh, particularly the karate girl and the clay pottery girl.


    ______

    Just one more thing .... when did they return that car

    Yesterday



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