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Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭Deregos.
    Time to put childish things aside.


    Yeah, that brings to mind the old TA of why giving fellatio to a bloke is incorrectly termed 'blow job'? when apparently . . in reality, its all about the sucking. 🍭🍭🍭💥



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,220 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    Borkin' all over the world.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,220 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    The bell notification is borked now. It keeps showing the little number when you have viewed them all.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    The robotic hoover, I think the bloody thing is deliberately following me. No matter where I walk in the kitchen, the hall or even the bathroom, there is is, pottering around my feet.. I have to keep stepping out of it’s way!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    When i was a kid we had a paint sprayer you could run off a vac on blow



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,761 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    Wake me up when it's all over.



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,103 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Its sucking up to you Sgt H. Needy, attention-seeking thing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,146 ✭✭✭SuperBowserWorld


    Sounds like a it's a Spy Hoover

    Cleans your floor but streams your life to a reality TV channel.



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,103 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Maybe it's the vacuum cleaner that keeps thinking, "Why is this human constantly in my way, wherever I go? I've a job to do and this guy is always around my feet!"



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,257 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    equipment has gone awol from an area of the gym I use, 3/4 different pieces I regularly use with about 8 others I don’t bother with, room is now empty. No sign up to say if the gear will return, be replaced by newer stuff, or if it’s moved elsewhere, Nada on socials / email. A queue at reception when I left otherwise I’d have asked…

    They are very proactive with social media updates about rewards and industry recognition and any individual sports achievements of staff or clients



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,103 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Honestly with the way AI is going these days I wouldn’t be surprised 😅



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭New Scottman


    think there's two varieties of Heinz

    Regular and a bullsh*t no added sugar one. Regular still tastes ok.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 198 ✭✭Lucien_Sarti


    Punters who use their seemingly inexhaustible supply of benefit-of-the-doubt gullibility to give out to posters (who were simply using appropriate black humour about graves - in AH, of all places!! Imagine that ) because they suspected a 10 minute old account was the infamous, enigmatic 20,000 account you-know-who.

    That new poster had made a bizzare & wacky claim that some randomer built a huge monument that encroached on his still living parents recently purchased grave (although one parent was on the verge apparently).

    They have scrambled egg all over their faces now, I tell ya! 😁

    자본주의 사회의 정부는 자본가 계급의 문제를 관리하는 부자들의 위원회에 불과합니다 - James Connolly, 1915


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,646 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I kneeled in dog sh*te today :(



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,146 ✭✭✭SuperBowserWorld


    When you only meant to have one rice krispie bun, but before you know it you've had three.



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