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  • #1112
    Dublin Calling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    What type of fish were the lads fishing for?



  • #1113
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,923 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123644845#Comment_123644845

    School secretary stopped hounding me, after she met my errrm.... hounds 😁

    1000043571.gif


  • #1114
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,095 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    This is boring, so will move to a bit of music for the afternoon to avoid spoilers for the golf and cycling !!



  • #1115
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭mumo3


    A big "I told ye so" when they got rescued



  • #1116
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,982 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    The Doobie Brothers. One of their songs is on a radio station in GTA IV.



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  • #1117
    Dublin Calling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    One does not minding spending a penny, but not 50p.



  • #1118
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,733 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    50c to spend a penny, Joe



  • #1119
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭mountain


    call out to anyone who nearly drowned…


    caller driven show me arse



  • #1120
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,733 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    So why did you not eat the dinner off the floor?



  • #1121
    Dublin Calling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    This wan must be Recode's cousin.



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  • #1122
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭mumo3


    Seriously….. cistern etiquette, is this what we're reduced to?

    we all know this women has p!ssed in a field on more than one occasion, like we all have!!



  • #1123
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,733 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Is colm taking the pee out of her?



  • #1124
    Dublin Calling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    What shopping center had a carpet on the stairs?



  • #1125
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,733 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "and why was the carpet so sticky?"



  • #1126
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭mumo3


    the only good thing to come out of covid is that I always have a little bottle of hand sanitizer in my bag or car for these reasons, scaldy hands all over petrol pumps or toilet doors



  • #1127
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,682 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Just checking in to see how things are going. Haven't been listening of late.

    Talking about shite and sticky toilet carpets……………

    Good luck to yis, FFS



  • #1128
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,555 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    2G.



  • #1129
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,733 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    bad line bad line



  • #1130
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,733 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Sounds like a brothel



  • #1131
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭mumo3


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123644963#Comment_123644963

    dont leave

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  • #1132
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,733 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    the sluice gates of ardnacrusha?



  • #1133
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭mumo3


    Jesus wept…. this is scraping the bottom of a barrel



  • #1134
    Dublin Calling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    The air dryer is handy, you could dry your hair, if you had much hair.



  • #1135
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭mumo3


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123645001#Comment_123645001

    Don't be giving them another topic…. Hand dryer blows to hard, Hand dryer blows to low…. could slip on the floor under the dryer, Jesus the complaints could go on!!



  • #1136
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,555 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I do like a nice 20 foot stainless steel urinal in a toilet.



  • #1137
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    the guy ringing from France, reminded me of the time liveline was graced with the presence of a "Whirled Class Lighting Designer".

    €20 for two days of travel on a modern air conditioned French rain represents good value



  • #1138
    Dublin Calling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 858 ✭✭✭Dublin Calling


    Colm got rid to Jim pretty fast while spent ages talking to others.



  • #1139
    z80CPU
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭z80CPU
    Darth Randomer


    Hobbies

    Taking them up when you're not a teenager anymore

    Tae wan do

    Singing from Sinatra to bublee Beatles Elvis.

    Never mind genre: too sensible

    Music goes down a storm



  • #1140
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    SONG incoming

    "…i'm a bit of a singer Colm…"



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  • #1141
    avfc1874
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,102 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    How many belts do you get in tae kwon do?

    Plenty if you're not any good 😇

    I'll get me coat



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