Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

An old caravan site holiday camp trick was to throw bread or chips on the roof of a neighbors caravan at night.

At first light the seagulls would do a tap dance in lead boots on the caravan roof fighting over the food.

Obviously this was best carried out when the caravan occupants were likely to have a really bad hangover.

Jill fooking Scott hanging around Keane, Neville, Wright and Carraher like a bad smell… Fook off and leave the lads to be the lads..

Same, also links to YouTube videos. Sorry, Google, but if I wanted an answer in video format maybe I would have searched on YouTube?

I get that Saturday is a weekend day and all the rest but… literally every second neighbour is out cutting grass or pruning trees with their machinery. Kids have set up a table selling or collecting for something which I can’t see what but about 70% of passing vehicles are honking their horns to acknowledge them…. Was a time weekends here were relaxing, quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Since lunch I’m just chilled and was hoping for some small level of peace, quiet and relaxation… but practically everyone around here today just is gung ho on polluting the atmosphere with noise….

And magpies on the roof. What are they working on to cause such a racket at an ungodly hour?

Getting zapped by a car door, ouch!

When you could do N easy jobs but you choose not to do any jobs because there is 1 hard job.

Scanned in about a dozen receipts to claim, got to the uploading part and every single one of them is too big according to the messages!!!!!!!!!!!!!! htf?

So Ta'ed, not only did one set of forms need bank details, not even on the bank info, but call centre works bankers' hours!

Submitting expenses for the latest change, three almost identical forms, each one had that auto signature software🤮dyspraxia, and such software is such a bad match! I very much doubt it will pass, as it so looks like someone trying to forge a signature.

For the last week the car is being covered in bird sheite, loads of it, even managed to get on the sides of the car. Odd thing is I can't see a single dropping anywhere on the ground around the car, it's like it was strategically bombed by them 😁.

Sharing a TA I spotted in the Sunday Times Culture magazine today:

Is it compulsory for every Finnish male to have a beard? I have found it almost impossible to distinguish between all the hirsute men in Helsinki Crimes (C4). Elizabeth Clarke

Jesus.…..worst nightmare

Cool, never knew about this. My own urgent issue was the result of red pepper soup I'd eaten, thanks be I dont suffer from ibd but glad to know of this in case I ever see the card, cheers 👍