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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • #25922
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,348 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'my father was 6 foot 6'

    Joe - 'what happened?'

    'he died'



  • #25923
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,449 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Michael being shown up for the spoofer he is

    "My father was 6 foot 6"

    "And what happened"

    "He died"

    🤣



  • #25924
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,102 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    😂😂😂 My father was 6'6

    What happened?

    He died.



  • #25925
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,915 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    This lad has been going around breaking Ryanair seats for years



  • #25926
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,980 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Caller: Me father was 6 foot 6

    Joe: and what happened

    Caller: he died

    LOL

    Worth all the days of sh1te, boring callers just to hear something like that



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  • #25927
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭archfi


    'I like the pain' - caller

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • #25928
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,205 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The problem is the plane on the booking may or may not be the plane that turns up.



  • #25929
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,102 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Come on, this has to be a thread regular. 5 hour Indian mass to pray for another inch.



  • #25930
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,348 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123422442#Comment_123422442

    and get paid €350000 per year



  • #25931
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,915 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    You tell 'im caller !



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  • #25932
    Brian Scan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭Brian Scan


    The Big Guy is very narky today.



  • #25933
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,980 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123422450#Comment_123422450

    And maybe the house is a Windy House



  • #25934
    TheRiverman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,333 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    Just checking calender, I see it is May, thought it was August silly season 😂.



  • #25935
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,102 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    This lad has absolutely had a skinful.



  • #25936
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,348 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Well it's good to have Joe back !!



  • #25937
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,205 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Sensible caller alert.



  • #25938
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,755 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Get that generalising idiot off



  • #25939
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,205 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    He must need the oul extended seat belt.



  • #25940
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,980 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    6 ft 6, 25 stone. It's not Harry that should be calling, it's the poor fcuker in Seat B or E that should be calling in.



  • #25941
    johnbarrett35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭johnbarrett35


    God, Joe is so rude to people!



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  • #25942
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,102 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    This one flies around Europe giving elocution lessons. Top dramatic voice skills.



  • #25943
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,980 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Got the plug in for Niamhs air B&B to make sure he gets a discount for his next visit



  • #25944
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭archfi


    Joe will be claiming back his 2 weeks off from RTE due to the ~24 ~7hour Spanish blackout next

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • #25945
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,205 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Tower Mills not good enough for Joe, Marbella all the way.



  • #25946
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,449 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe was on the holliers in Marbella with his brother?

    That's hardly the one with the gargle problem that Joe defamed in his "Just Joe" book?



  • #25947
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,960 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe quoting Vladimir Lenin, who said "We're only 3 missed meals from anarchy."

    That would be the same as just 1 portion/meal for Joe.



  • #25948
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,915 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Just buy all the bleedin rows



  • #25949
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,102 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    You know those apocalypse films where society holds on bravely against all odds?

    Yeah, we're absolutely fecked. 😂 People freaking out if a shop door or lift won't open.



  • #25950
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    Our son is so clever Joe….



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  • #25951
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭archfi


    This might have been a 'big thing' when University Challenge was on in the 70s.

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



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