Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

McDermotX

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123422231#Comment_123422231

Be great if it is something like that - accompanied with said person having a megastrop at the check-in, when told they could either get on the dinky toy or it was leaving without ya !

BPKS

I was doing a bit of strimming yesterday having cut the grass on Saturday evening, with my macho ride on lawnmower. A car pulls into my drive - either a Kona or Qashqai - and a woman who I never seen before got out of the car and waved at me. (This story isn't going to end like I hoped it would...).

I takes off my headphones and asked was she OK. Would you consider not using the strimmers or cut the grass for the rest of May says she. After recovering from nearly falling down, I pointed out the 30 odd acres of grazing land and forestry all around us and asked would the bees not have plenty of stuff to feed on there.

She went on her merry way then.

I was thinking after she must have been listening to Liveline a few weeks ago.

leath_dub

I was full sure Joe was going to wade into Kneecap today, them being from a similar (but much more contemporary) tradition as the Wolf Tones and them getting so lippy

Will he be able to resist throwing a snide comment about the Medical Council who referred to the "Professor Joe Duffy effect" when he was on his ( much needed and well deserved) break?

mountain

will we have creepy voice Joe or presidential Joe discussing skorts?

McDermotX

BritFM

BPKS

Dave should get Ryanair Plus for €79.99 a year Joe.

Atlantic Dawn

I've about 10 rows of seats I blacklist with Ryanair since the new planes came, otherwise you arrive to no seat number existing or no extra leg room.

BPKS

How many times a year do you fly to Spain Dave and why, why why?

LambshankRedemption

I'm 6'4. I fly Ryanair.

Flying in general is a pain. Suck it up.

(caller: I fly to Spain regularly)

Go f*ck yourself.

McDermotX

'It's tough'

Ryanair's corporate slogan

Atlantic Dawn

If he bought a seat on the front row he would be grand every single time.

poppers

Why doesnt he book row 1. Gauranteed space them

BPKS

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123422392#Comment_123422392

He can stick his leg out the front door until they close it

leath_dub

Joe is back and he's p1ssed off

He was never gonna pass up the chance to put the boot into Ryanair

McDermotX

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123422392#Comment_123422392

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123422395#Comment_123422395

Which is what I do…..more specifically row 2 on the right.

Would rather be looking at a wall as opposed to the cabin crew's souless faces opposite you or those uncomfortable eyemeets with people coming out of the sh1tter.

LambshankRedemption

I am the same height as him, and I know all the problems he is talking about.

He's not getting any sympathy from me.

And the reason is one no-one wants to talk about.

BPKS

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123422404#Comment_123422404

As soon as the Top Padre died while he was on holidays, he was so p1ssed off he decided to start his return with some Ryanair bashing

Atlantic Dawn

Aer Lingus go daily to Malaga.

BPKS

Real reason for the call - to let us know he has a holiday place over in Spain

leath_dub

"I've got a place in Málaga ..."

Sorry mate, "Anne from Cannes" has that role in Liveline all boxed off

McDermotX

'How do you manage at 6 foot 4…..generally ?'

• Joe Duffy, 6th May 2025 (first day back from yet another holiday)

2smiggy

I think you can get to Malaga with practically any European Airline. He has a house in Spain, but wants to pay for the cheapest flights

DoctorEdgeWild

😂😂 Only 6'4 FFS, as if it's some bizarre medical gigantism.

Atlantic Dawn

6ft4" isn't exactly travelling circus levels of uniqueness.

McDermotX

Hahahahaha

Half-cut caller - just recline the seat

Atlantic Dawn

How does this idiot get on air talking about reclining a Ryanair seat?

DoctorEdgeWild

😂 Great comedy.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

he didn’t know he couldn’t recline the seat… but decides to ring in anyway. What happened your father… he died 🙄😂

McDermotX

Dead father

LambshankRedemption

This guy is annoying me. Actually, Alexa, stop. I cant put up with this any more.

He's 6'4. Hes not fuppin 8 feet.