Olive Oil on sandwich = funny looks from deli workers and other customers

Next you'll be putting ketchup in your tea

The problem is you are confusing the Irish word "deli" with the word "deli" as understood by most of the rest of the first world.

It's the only thing as bad as oil on a sandwich

😂😂😂

Boards.ie stooges running out of topics at this stage.

I’ll bite.

They don’t have olive oil behind the counters of supermarket delis because it is what it is. A supermarket deli. It’s not Avoca or Falon and Byrne.

The butter is marge, and the mayo is wallpaper paste. Were you expecting a €20 bottle of Italy’s best or some Tesco own brand Olive oil from the plastic bottle?

There’s actually nice flavoured oil that your sundried tomatoes were in; would have been a simpler and less strange request.

Don’t order the lobster either; they won’t have any.

What you end up having for lunch in the end?

I sense you’re more of a McDonald’s kind of girl?

I'm glad Bobson is not around to hear this. Would finish the lad off altogether.

Its far from Mohill you were reared Megan.

You're clearly making a mohill out of a mountain on this one.

Well Colin Farrell had Chef brown sauce in his tea in a film a few years back and declared it “ fuppin delish man “ .
So don’t nock it till you try it 😆

This.

My local Mace is awful. All standing there laughing and joking and not listening to your order. I stand and wait and grimace. It nearly makes the chicken fillet roll worth it.

Cillian was also in the movie “ intermission “ I think it was called but I stand corrected.
I am certain that Colin Farrell uttered those immortal words though.