Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

This is surreal

Like 2 monkeys babbling

Yeaahhh more callers phoning in to proclaim their stupidity . We don't care

Where there is blame there is a claim.

Joe is remarkably understanding of the admission of gross stupidity

"I thought it was the angle that was causing the obstruction, not the nozzle size" 🙄

The caller now thinks all petrol stations should be staffed by qualified mechanics.

Yer man has done it 3 times in the last 40 years.

As has been said, some people should not be allowed out on their own.

Square nozzles for diesel

Round nozzles for petrol

Simple 🙂

The initial caller who got confused with the colour of the pumps, suggested that the pump nozzles should have different shapes, saying maybe one of them should be triangular. I immediately thought of this. She wants it simplified to child's play.