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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • #23762
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Someone should set up an insurance company that doesn't cover gobsheites.



  • #23763
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123323402#Comment_123323402

    I've enough horses in her to keep Princess Anne happy 😂



  • #23764
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,541 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    "Oh tarnation!"

    That won't be on too many people's bingo cards.



  • #23765
    Paterson Jerins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭Paterson Jerins


    What is the point of this call? Except for all the innuendos?

    Did she call on whatsapp just to tell the country she made a mistake



  • #23766
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,772 ✭✭✭archfi


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123323410#Comment_123323410

    Aaah memories, remember the wan who managed to get an insurance company to pay out when she left her keys in the ignition, engine running and door open on a street in Ballyfermot

    This country established its own government – hopelessly imperfect though it may be – to serve and vindicate the needs of Irish people, first and foremost.

    The electorate are a huge part of the problem. You put shite in, you get shite back.



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  • #23767
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭Archduke Franz Ferdinand


    they do indicate…you’re a fojhing idiot



  • #23768
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,272 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Or maybe blind people shouldn't drive missus.



  • #23769
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    She should just get the man of the house to handle the fuel side of things 🤣



  • #23770
    Paterson Jerins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭Paterson Jerins


    Campaign???

    Start a campaign to ensure braindead people should not drive.



  • #23771
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    She had to basically jack hammer the nozzle in to it, how would you not notice that something was a miss?



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  • #23772
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭mountain


    ffs

    Caller can’t distinguish between petrol and diesel pumps, so she phones Liveline, and they entertain her



  • #23773
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,772 ✭✭✭archfi


    'Where your opening is'

    This country established its own government – hopelessly imperfect though it may be – to serve and vindicate the needs of Irish people, first and foremost.

    The electorate are a huge part of the problem. You put shite in, you get shite back.



  • #23774
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe: Im sure people have done it by mistake on holidays.

    Well the french, spanish, italian for Diesel is DIESEL.

    You could really only make the mistake if you were filling up in the Sechuan province in China.



  • #23775
    Paterson Jerins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭Paterson Jerins


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123323444#Comment_123323444

    Mod - warned for breach of forum charter



  • #23776
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I'm starting a campaign by calling Liveline = I am hoping my insurance company is listening and lets me keep my no claims.

    Usually the cost is about €300 if there's no damage, she would have been far better to have handled it without the insurance.



  • #23777
    bcklschaps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭bcklschaps


    The double ententres practically write themselves

    download (95).jpeg


  • #23778
    avfc1874
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    She's never lifted a black nozzle before 😁



  • #23779
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The same colours are used across the entire EU and UK.



  • #23780
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Whatever happened to saying nothing when you've done something dumb, why would you broadcast it to the whole country?



  • #23781
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    some people should not be left out alone. my god.



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  • #23782
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123323439#Comment_123323439

    Years ago I worked in PC repair and went out to a house to "fix" the new printer. The woman of the house had taken the usb cable for the printer and forced it into the serial port of the computer and was wondering why the printer was not being detected.

    Some people are not technically minded.



  • #23783
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭mountain


    what about colour blind people..?

    350k a year



  • #23784
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    the host is after doing his research

    'what is ad blu ?'



  • #23785
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭FarmerBrowne


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123323425#Comment_123323425

    Scott Mills in the UK used run a segment called "Innuendo Bingo",he would have a field day with this.



  • #23786
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I think blue is for that HVO diesel.



  • #23787
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'what's limp mode'



  • #23788
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Ad Blue? Is that not a pregnancy test?



  • #23789
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Adblue is urea, basically piss.



  • #23790
    SaoPaulo41
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,473 ✭✭✭SaoPaulo41


    Jesus 18 mins about this.



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  • #23791
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    you put ad blue in the ad blue tank FFS, Jesus



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