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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭mountain


    This is surreal

    Like 2 monkeys babbling



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,056 ✭✭✭Fann Linn




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭SaoPaulo41


    Yeaahhh more callers phoning in to proclaim their stupidity . We don't care



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,026 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    That was Monica's first mistake. Going to the Barack Obama plaza.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Next you will have to put €5 worth of the correct fuel in your car as part of the driving test.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,241 ✭✭✭Brian Scan


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    BO'C would be proud of all of you.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    People actually bought diesel cars and were not told about adblue by the salesperson.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,418 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


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    all these lads at the fuel pumps



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,209 ✭✭✭ebbsy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭bcklschaps


    I'm running the Diesel off the Petrol and the Petrol off the Diesel ....I'll get my coat (see ye all at Fanny Friday)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe is remarkably understanding of the admission of gross stupidity

    "I thought it was the angle that was causing the obstruction, not the nozzle size" 🙄



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭mumo3


    I was saying the same here, I've also had the moment where you pick up the wrong pump and doesn't fit in, so how are these fools making this mistake



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Bring back the petrol pump attendent fuel delivery engineer.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,418 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    she wants them to put up a sign 'BE CAREFUL' at the fuel stations

    hahahahahahahahahahahah



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,738 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    It's not the petrol stations' obligation to allow for stupidity



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,757 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe is remarkably understanding of gross stupidity… well, birds of a feather and all that.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Caller should wear a green glove when venturing out in to the world and getting fuel, make sure it matches with the colour of the pump she picks up in the hand.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,757 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Ray: A very excitable Daniel O'Donnel Super-fan.

    It is safe to say I will not be tuning in to hear that.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,418 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    they will need a warning sign in front of all stairs, to warn these callers of the stairs they are about to tackle



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭kitsy13




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,757 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    The caller now thinks all petrol stations should be staffed by qualified mechanics.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭mountain


    this callers line is very clear, as if she was in studio



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The PHEV cars are only good as a cheap tax work around for something with a bit of poke in it, neighbour has one, he has never charged it once in his 3 year of ownership.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Yer wan is after getting very entitled all of a sudden. The mask is slipping.

    "They owe it to me to save me from the consequences of my ignorance"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,757 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Yer man has done it 3 times in the last 40 years.

    As has been said, some people should not be allowed out on their own.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The shooter itself is always green for petrol.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Square nozzles for diesel

    Round nozzles for petrol

    Simple 🙂



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,738 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    How stupid are people? every forecourt you go to, it says the type of fuel on the pumps. You just can't account for stupidity.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,026 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    The initial caller who got confused with the colour of the pumps, suggested that the pump nozzles should have different shapes, saying maybe one of them should be triangular. I immediately thought of this. She wants it simplified to child's play.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Well he's hardly going to drive out to you, spend an hour plus draining your car for free is he?



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