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Even more adverts you despise

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,585 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Been meaning to dig up this thread just to bring up that Timothée Chalamet for Chanel cologne, which could be the most annoying as in recent memory.

    So many irritating aspects of this ad - in order of least annoying to most annoying:

    • That wanky blue-and-black colour tone
    • Martin Scorsese directed this piece of ****!
    • The brief musical part of the soundtrack
    • The unnatural way in which he's shown falling with his feet akimbo
    • The vinyl scratching noise THROUGHOUT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,642 ✭✭✭deezell


    The legs do look odd, like he's lying back to have his nappy changed. It meets the standard for Christmas perfume ads though. Total 10 out of 10 on the c**t bol*oxs scale. This will cheer you up.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,609 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    It really annoys me when the girl says "What are you doing??"

    Er, it's christmas day, it's suggested in the ad that they do it every year, and the father is in swimming trunks.

    What the fuq do you think they are doing??



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 792 ✭✭✭ottolwinner


    I hate every gambling add. They are vultures using every trick in the books to encourage the vulnerable to gamble



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,101 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    At least they don't interrupt a film aimed at children every Saturday evening with a ten minute promotion. Unlike the "National" Lottery which is exempt from many of the gambling laws.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 792 ✭✭✭ottolwinner


    true small mercies. I’d include the lotto and cash machine adds in it but Eurosport is particularly bad for them. Makes me watch most things 10 min behind so I can forward through the adds.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,101 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    I only have Saorview so I really only see any gambling promotions during racing (which goes hand in hand in fairness) or after the watershed. The lottery, on the other hand, have free reign to do it whenever they like. They are even worse on the radio whereas I don't think I've heard any ads from the gambling companies unless they're mentioned as a race sponsor or something.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    If memory serves me the Hospital sweepstakes was the precursor to the National Lottery....but it kind of fell out of favour.

    The government seen it was a winner soo introduced a state lottery.... which in effect is a covert tax on the vulnerable in society to pay for.... the government and the state broadcaster



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,642 ✭✭✭deezell


    Sweepstakes was no longer benefitting the Hospitals, but was still a cash cow for the private operators, which is why it changed. The lottery is not part of exchequer spend or RTE budget. Less of the X/ticktock fiction.



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    RTE yesterday evening showed an ad warning against drunk driving followed by an ad for Heineken before the 6-1 news. My mum commented on how stupid it was and she’s not wrong. I was kind of surprised actually as I thought beer commercials might have been banned until after the watershed or matter in the evening at any rate. Then should be. You’ve kids watching at that time of day. Anyway Heineken should be banned for being piss.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    The bizarre Hyundai ad where a man pops out of a portal with a huge beard and long hair, dressed like he came straight from a 00s rave. He is looking at a car when a man comes charging out of the house at him screaming his head off, ready to brain him with a golf club. What is the story with it? I feel like this is a sequel to an earlier ad I haven't seen, otherwise it makes absolutely no sense! Who are these people and how do they know each other?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭blackvalley


    A portal with “ a huge beard and long hair “ you say. Strange portal that 😁. Apologies posted but I am jesting. Reminds me of the gag about the lady who opened the door in her nightdress. “ Strange place to have a door “ Happy Christmas.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭thereiver


    If ads come on i press mute or change the channel .I watch ads for a few seconds at most.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Same as that. I have gotten allergic to adverts. I think it was internet adverts and YouTube etc. that pushed me over the edge. I now use various adfree browsers and like yourself will mute the TV or change channels if adverts come on.

    Happy Christmas



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,642 ✭✭✭deezell


    The Hidden hearing ad offering 'two thousand euro off! . Off what, a hearing aid? So how much is it? €5000? €50,000? What ever it is, it's a meaningless amount if any % of the price is €2000, for a fkng heating aid. Go away, and stop putting those leaflets through my door.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭An Riabhach


    That "Shake Your Booty" advert.

    It's so cringeworthy it's almost embarrassing.

    Post edited by An Riabhach on

    Siúl leat, siúl leat, le dóchas i do chroí, is ní shiúlfaidh tú i d'aonar go deo.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭thereiver


    At least ads on YouTube offer you a skip option after about 5 seconds .the ads I hate are the ones for gambling apps on mobile phones . I read the latest iphone earbuds have a hearing aid function .



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,983 ✭✭✭glenfieldman


    All the government ads in Irish . DV, anti smoking

    Anybody who wants to speak Irish also knows how to understand English

    There is no need for an Irish language ad



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,642 ✭✭✭deezell


    Wyb I was thinking that after I heard the Hidden hearing nonsense ad yet again. I thought, surely these super smart new buds could have a little mic built in, to take voice commands, and act as a selective hearing device. As well as boosting hearing, It could be trained to mute certain ads, and a certain nagging tone of voice from SHMBO. Instructions such as ' sweep the driveway', 'Bring out the bins' etc. would go completely unheard. Alternative sound could be substituted, like 'get a can from the fridge' or 'go to the pub'. I'm buying a pair.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,688 ✭✭✭Acosta


    I pay for an ad blocker for my phone and computer. Well worth it, as I also can't stand the cookie notifications, along with the ads.

    The Irish Independent ad with that god awful music was wrecking my head yesterday. On Premier Sports during every ad break with the other same 3 or 4 ads.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,777 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    Think yer man was abducted by a UFO, a woman who presume is his ex then comes out of the house and says its been thirty years.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,585 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    What's more bizarre is that Hyundai are spending all that money ensuring their name is pronounced properly?!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,101 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    And to confuse things they are obviously using two different advertising agencies for the UK and ROI.

    The UK ads are telling people how to pronounce it correctly while the Irish ads continue to pronounce it phonetically.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,528 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Creepy electricity granny gets creepier every time I see it.

    So little kids huge bedroom window just happens to face into the street and her living room window. Okay, possibly. Grow a hedge maybe, or close your blinds.

    But is she really sitting there staring into his room all day so within five seconds of him appearing into the room, she starts flashing lights at him? Her chair is facing the window (and his room) , and not the telly or fireplace like most people. Very odd ad.



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Bit of a thowback seeing the Power City ads, all they need to do is bring back the shouty lad in the red jumper.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,642 ✭✭✭deezell


    I like Power city. Got some great deals there over their lifetime, and mine. Never a quibble with warranty, i even got a retrospective free power tool on a deal that was introduced a week after I'd purchased a qualifying item, just because I moaned to the sales guy.

    Iirc, they came about as an inspired idea by one of the McKenna electrical family, who had a hugely successful chain of high st stores in the 80s, and it wiped out that original business.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DebDynamite


    The AIB one with the college friends dancing in a club to Two Door Cinema Club. Fast forward a few years and they’re now settled in their 30s with kids and they’re dancing in their home to the same song… They’re the same smug, annoying twats who bring their kids to festivals or day raves. They’re soo urban and cool.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭An Riabhach


    Now that Christmas is over I thought we'd be seeing less of that miserable Amazon Prime advert and hearing less of that Janitor's pathetic whining.

    But no....I was wrong.

    Siúl leat, siúl leat, le dóchas i do chroí, is ní shiúlfaidh tú i d'aonar go deo.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,024 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    I hate that Ad with a passion. Any aul one I know wouldn't turn on a light until they started bumping into things, terrified they'd exceed the free money they get.



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