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I'm Constantly Going to Funerals Lately

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 54,605 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    IIRC when you leave your body to medical science you don't get to dictate what it's used for - AFAIK a lot were used to train medical students.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,321 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I knew someone a few years ago who was constantly going to funerals, he'd be seen at every funeral withing a twenty mile radius of his home, and didn't know most of the deceased individuals. He must have been to more funerals than the TDs. He'd have a good feed and then go home.

    "There's Mossie Foley sniffing for a corpse" said someone when they saw him in the street one day.

    I don't know how many people went to his funeral when he died, but I'd like to think that everybody within a twenty mile radius of his place got their revenge and paid their last respects.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,804 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    I don't know but he wanted his body donated for some kind of research anyway.

    Took a lot of people by surprise because he was a farmer in his 70s in rural Galway who lived alone and had very little formal education so nobody thought he would have any knowledge of this kind of thing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭Jizique


    In fairness to the medical profession, they are merely sales people for the pharma industry, they know nothing about nutrition, which is at the root of most diseases.

    They want patients to remain dependant on them, no harm in that, but we should acknowledge that



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭Quitelife


    Israel have killed far more people in the past 50 years than Russia



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭Quitelife


    Quite a few people in their 50s in our area dying from Brain aneurysms- Cocaine … not spoken about though



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,768 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Ya...had a friend die of that...in his 40s...loved his drugs...

    Caught up with him in the end...

    "SUBSCRIBE TO BOARDS YOU TIGHT CÙNT".....Plato 400 B.C



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,602 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    I haven’t been to a funeral since 2019. But there has been a sharp rise in people that I know who have been diagnosed with various medical issues…serious enough to be on hospital lists.

    Post edited by Strumms on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,608 ✭✭✭thereiver


    if your diet is bad, and you smoke alot and don,t get much exercise ,or you are overweight you life expectancy is low.its not rocket science



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,839 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    There is a lot of Funforalls of late, it's non stop, can't pass a church without one going on.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,602 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    True, but you have to add in genetics. My Dads parents neither smoked nor drank and were nowhere near overweight.. His father died of a heart attack in his late 40’s or very early 50’s I think, his mother a cancer usually associated with smoking but there was no smoking in the house…. My Dad himself also a non smoker and non drinker, no excess weight, always been a walker, yet has heart issues since his 50’s.. so genetics are a factor.

    On the other hand a lad in our local, four or five night a week man. Don’t know how many he smokes but smokes on the way down, on the way home and out two or three while there… so you’d estimate conservatively 15-20 a day… he’d be about 75.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,608 ✭✭✭thereiver


    Yes genetics have an effect but my theory is young people do not realize using drugs or smoking will have long term effects on your health .of course it may take years to feel the effects of you are 20 years old



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    OP, has amateur detective and writer Jessica Fletcher moved to your town recently?



  • Posts: 450 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Young people definitely know smoking has longterm effects. Drugs - I dunno. Dabbling recreationally, I doubt it. Drug abuse though - we all know the dangers of that. I think alcohol and diet are more of an issue than drugs.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,594 ✭✭✭SuperBowserWorld


    The title of this thread is like a Morrissey song title.

    "I'm Constantly Going to Funerals Lately"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,180 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    It’s not rocket science, but it’s not quite so simple as that either - obviously it’s true that bad diet, smoking, lack of exercise and even genetics are risk factors which decrease life expectancy, but access to healthcare will be a more significant determinant factor of life expectancy and better health outcomes overall:

    https://healthmanager.ie/2021/09/life-expectancy-in-ireland-above-the-eu-average/


    Young people do realise the long-term effects, but don’t care about the long-term effects, because they’re at some distant point in the future, and young people are notoriously poor at forward-thinking, much easier with the benefit of hindsight, or rather like the OP - nothing like a bit of confirmation bias to put the frighteners on a person as they’re getting to an age where they imagine people around them are dropping like flies and they begin questioning themselves could they be next?

    Access to healthcare isn’t guaranteed to prolong their life or even guarantee quality of life, but it helps!



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 54,605 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    BBC article from last weekend

    'These are people in the prime of life': The worrying puzzle behind the rise in early-onset cancer



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭ArcadiaJunction


    Just to state again. About half of the people were under 40 and healthy. Including a 23 year old girl who died in her sleep. The rest you could say it was normal mortality - even if most were not that old - the younger and healthy ones is the main issue.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,949 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    We are exposed to various chemicals, stresses, radiation, pollution is it any wonder that it results in illness for many? Modern medicine can only do so much.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭babyducklings1


    Yes, would agree with you that nutrition is a huge thing. We need to know and understand what we are actually feeding our body and if we are giving it the right things. For me I know my right bmi I’m not obsessive about it but I try to keep a healthy weight and keep moving.

    There should be much more awareness about nutrition, and eating foods that are nutrient rich rather than empty carbs. I’d be very much in favour of making cooking or home economics a compulsory school subject for all students. Let young people get the knowledge of food and nutrients and how to cook . After all this is something we have to do for all of our lives( eat and provide nutrition for ourselves ) whether we like it or not! It’s essential.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭TokTik


    When I was younger my aunts and uncles used to wreck my head at family weddings with an oul nudge and a ‘it might be you next’


    So now I do the same to them at funerals.



  • Posts: 450 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Doesn't explain a spike in young/relatively young, healthy people dying in this person's experience though.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭Hyperbollix


    Very true. I noticed that a few years back when my parent's generation (aunts, uncles, family friends, neighbours) all started to shuffle off in the same 2 to 3 year period that my own generation (cousins, friends, etc) were getting married and having their own kids.

    It's like there had been a decade or two of very little happening, then all of a sudden it was a whirlwind of weddings, christenings and funerals.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,949 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    The high use of illegal substances over the last 30 years may be a cause that is coming home to roost?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭TokTik


    Not sure about that. A friend of mine had a massive heart attack in Spain about 3 years ago. Never touched a drug, eats healthily, works out, not overweight. Cardiologist in Beaumont said if it had happened at home he’d be dead. His house in Spain is right beside the hospital there. Completely out of the blue.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,772 ✭✭✭crusd


    Walk through a graveyard. Start at the older rows and move towards the newer. Ignoring the small children you will notice the number of people dying in their 50s, 60s and early 70s is massively reduced. And the numbers in their 80's and 90s is much higher. Thing is for someone in thier 30s / 40s / 50s we know an awful of of people in those age groups but very few in their 80s and 90s. Therefore we see a apparently disproportionate number of funerals in the age groups in which we know people



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭ArcadiaJunction


    Another GAA player who got a sudden cancer six weeks ago who was coached by my friend dead today. 25 and fit and healthy. Something is seriously wrong. I see ambulances non-stop and fit and clean people in the prime of their lives getting fast acting cancers or dying in their sleep. You do have to wonder if some spent munitions radiation from the Ukraine war is being carried on the wind. More worrying is perhaps so many people have lost the will to live and some kind of SIDS for adults or immune suspression thing is happening. Too many people of every age are dropping dead out of the blue. It is only on here it's a conspiracy. The horror is unfolding regardless.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,492 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    I see dead people. Everywhere. They just don't know it yet. Maybe it's Soylent Green at last.

    Not your ornery onager



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