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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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    "jus keep poomping him"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,300 Atlantic Dawn
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    Mouth to mouth would probably offend someone about to die nowadays.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,466 zell12
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    So why are you calling?



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    "I'm holding his hand and searching his wallet"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    "Don't die yet, ye owe me a tenner."



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,300 Atlantic Dawn
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    I thought the soccer crowd would have had a defibrilator at each match.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,025 BPKS
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    Come on Deco, don't die. Ya bleedin owe me a hundred euro ya pr1ck ya



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,193 Arghus
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    Tbh I find it hard to complain about any of this, after listening to the most one note three weeks in LiveLine history.

    He absolutely milked the three weeks - talk about flogging a dead horse - easiest "work" he's ever done and then straight off to holidays immediately afterwards: subject completely dropped.

    I suppose to be fair it's been about a month since he last returned from his latest break, so he was probably worn out.

    Tubridy gets a lot of flack - and rightly so - but Duffy in terms of pure brazenness takes some beating IMO.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,025 BPKS
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    The first thing they should have done was got the defib FFS



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,300 Atlantic Dawn
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    Everyone needs to be told that the defibrilator tells you what to do, no training at all needed to use them, fire away, badly needs a public awareness program.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 DaTown
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    defibrillator has built-in alexa



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    "don't be worrying 'bout your phone"

    "that's sold in all in anyways"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,046 Beechwoodspark
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    “I wasn’t de better of it for de day”



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,025 BPKS
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    So which hotels are going to ring in to offer the lad from Finglas United a free weekend away?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,466 zell12
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    Oooh back to the dapper gentleman



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,106 McDermotX
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    Here we go



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,795 LambshankRedemption
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    Pesto the Penguin has many similar traits to Joe.

    • Worldwide fanbase
    • Abnormally large for his age
    • ???
    • Profit(for Joe)




  • You're skipping the minute details, missus.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,300 Atlantic Dawn
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    He is probably a descendent of de Lock Hards.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,466 zell12
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    Back in the 70s? Like 50 years ago?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    Wasn't this old geezer, was it?

    wilfred bramble.JPG


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,795 LambshankRedemption
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    Caller: I was feeling nervous so I got my purse.

    If you were feeling nervous why didnt you just get into your car and lock the door?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,106 McDermotX
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    Yes

    Focus on the newspaper.

    Dats de important bit.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,795 LambshankRedemption
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    I dont have a car, so maybe someone can enlighten me, how does one lock their keyfob into their car?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,025 BPKS
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    Maybe it was the RTE guide he had under his arm, give him a bit of confidence when robbing the general public



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,466 zell12
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    Did she say she'll dump her car anywhere as she is not the best at parking



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,106 McDermotX
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    Well done Collum

    He sniffed out dat dead husband



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,466 zell12
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    A death!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,025 BPKS
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    Bonus death, Joe would have been proud of that question



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,046 Beechwoodspark
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    but did she even ask yer man for the money back?



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