Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

"jus keep poomping him"

Atlantic Dawn

Mouth to mouth would probably offend someone about to die nowadays.

zell12

So why are you calling?

"I'm holding his hand and searching his wallet"

Dan Jaman

"Don't die yet, ye owe me a tenner."

Atlantic Dawn

I thought the soccer crowd would have had a defibrilator at each match.

BPKS

Come on Deco, don't die. Ya bleedin owe me a hundred euro ya pr1ck ya

Arghus

Tbh I find it hard to complain about any of this, after listening to the most one note three weeks in LiveLine history.

He absolutely milked the three weeks - talk about flogging a dead horse - easiest "work" he's ever done and then straight off to holidays immediately afterwards: subject completely dropped.

I suppose to be fair it's been about a month since he last returned from his latest break, so he was probably worn out.

Tubridy gets a lot of flack - and rightly so - but Duffy in terms of pure brazenness takes some beating IMO.

BPKS

The first thing they should have done was got the defib FFS

Atlantic Dawn

Everyone needs to be told that the defibrilator tells you what to do, no training at all needed to use them, fire away, badly needs a public awareness program.

DaTown

defibrillator has built-in alexa

"don't be worrying 'bout your phone"

"that's sold in all in anyways"

Beechwoodspark

“I wasn’t de better of it for de day”

BPKS

So which hotels are going to ring in to offer the lad from Finglas United a free weekend away?

zell12

Oooh back to the dapper gentleman

McDermotX

Here we go

LambshankRedemption

Pesto the Penguin has many similar traits to Joe.

• Worldwide fanbase
• Abnormally large for his age
• ???
• Profit(for Joe)

You're skipping the minute details, missus.

Atlantic Dawn

He is probably a descendent of de Lock Hards.

zell12

Back in the 70s? Like 50 years ago?

Dan Jaman

Wasn't this old geezer, was it?

LambshankRedemption

Caller: I was feeling nervous so I got my purse.

If you were feeling nervous why didnt you just get into your car and lock the door?

McDermotX

Yes

Focus on the newspaper.

Dats de important bit.

LambshankRedemption

I dont have a car, so maybe someone can enlighten me, how does one lock their keyfob into their car?

BPKS

Maybe it was the RTE guide he had under his arm, give him a bit of confidence when robbing the general public

zell12

Did she say she'll dump her car anywhere as she is not the best at parking

McDermotX

Well done Collum

He sniffed out dat dead husband

zell12

A death!

BPKS

Bonus death, Joe would have been proud of that question

Beechwoodspark

but did she even ask yer man for the money back?