If you were to have a burger named after you, what would be on it and why?

a half pound of minced beef infused with ground pepper, fried red onions, marinated liberally with Henderson’s Relish while cooking,

Toppings…

Cheese : Haloumi ( my new fave, mild yet scrummy and favour full )

Sauce : dab of Ketchup

Extra meat : quality Parma ham very lightly fried

why ? Because it’s delicious

What do you call that one then . . . the woke-burger?

Mine would be named the 'CAD' because its guaranteed to instantly give you Coronary Artery Disease.

Two large minced beef patties (made from 20% fat mince)

4 slices of melted cheddar cheese.

A handful curly lettuce.

Some slices of large tomatoes.

Fried brown onion.

Mayo and ketchup.

All served on a large toasted bun with thick cut, homemade chips and a couple of cold pints of whatever you're having.

Because food is meant to be enjoyed.

Hartman’s Heatburger

Two big minced lamb patties spiced with garam masala

Caramelised onions

Sautéed mushrooms

Spinach

A big dollop of spicy tikka mayonnaise

Served in a toasted brioche bun and served with chunky homemade chips and a pint of Tiger beer

I'm pretty sure that con was referring to the OP, which in effect, is a salad 😁

Sesame bun

2 flattened mince beef patties*

Lettuce

Fried onion

Cheese single

Ketchup and mayo

It would be named "The double Burger"

Served with proper chips and a Cold pint of whatever you're having.

*burgers should go out, not up.

The Randy Burger

Toro Toro Grande

Two 1/2 pound patties of Angus beef

Four streaky bacon rashers

Caramelized onions

Choice of sauce (smokey barbecue for me)

Monterey Jack Cheese

Ivanka on one side, Melania on the other and I'd be the meat in the middle. The Trump Special